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Here's some choice ones for Illinois:
*The English language is not to be spoken.
*In Champaign, One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.
*In Chicago, It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age together with have legal permits.
*In Normal, It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

in what manner or way about youuuur place?

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.

You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.

Police radar detectors are illegal.

Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

It is illegal to tickle women.

No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

i live in Virginia btw.

Massachusetts:

Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.

It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

god I wish that last one was enforced

I'm writing a law article for the mainsite, w00t.

Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

I think it's a class I felony if I remember correctly.

man, fucking christ.  i wouldn't post them all if they weren't so bad

Alaska State
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Anchorage
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
Clowns beware!  what does this mean
Fairbanks
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Haines
A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).
Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
Juneau
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded �bonus points� by the government.
Nome
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
Soldotna
Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist (basically anything that attracts a bear I guess)

we have all sorts of silly laws pertaining to the amish here in ohio haha

as in when I took driver's ed class there was entire day devoted on 'how to deal with amish horse and buggies on the highways'

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.


These are excellent! Women allowed topless, but no with body-hugging clothing.

-The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.

-Signs are required to be written in English. *FUCK YEAH*

-It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. *BLRGGR*

-All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall.

-It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy. *Oh Shit.*

Georgia.

My city:

Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.


California laws:

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Bathhouses are against the law.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.


FINLAND:

Taxi drivers must pay royalties if they play music in their cars for paying customers.

holy shit that is pretty crazy

Pennsylvania has a few good ones:

It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

You may not sing in the bathtub.

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.

You may not catch a fish with your hands. You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

Some random Canadian laws:

Wooden logs may not be painted.

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

Bylaw states that no more than 3. Yeah, it actually ends there

The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).

It’s illegal to climb trees.

One random law I found was pretty startling but I couldn't find what area it was from.

"Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them."

Heres some good ones for Washington state.

It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
All lollipops are banned.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

You may not ride an ugly horse.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

Good thing this isn't enforced.  It'd take me almost two hours to get to work everyday if it was.