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Are you kidding me?  How is this a MEME?  First of all, it's not "video game reviewers don't got anything on me heh," or whatever you're playing it up to be, it's "video game reviewers are clearly biased in a very obvious way and their editors probably have agendas and apply a pretty heavy hand to what types of reviews they put out."  Not everyone's as guilty of it as the worst ones are, but for magazines, it's absolutely true.  I don't even know how you can stand here and act like this is some wild, overrated conspiracy that couldn't possibly exist or something.  If most of your revenue comes from advertising, and your reviews often have a large effect on the amount of money your advertisers make, guess what you're NOT going to do?  I don't think it's too hard of a guess.  These publications exist, first and foremost, to make a profit, so above all else, it's in their best interest to appease the advertisers, and it's not too much of a stretch to say that they almost certainly don't do this by giving brutally honest reviews and costing advertisers millions of dollars.  It's just mutually beneficial to give even the bad games pretty solid reviews; the advertisers make money, and in turn you make money.  Plus, the consumer will trick himself into thinking that Tales of Symphonia is actually a good game.  It's a triple win!

But from whom would the Internet demand vindication?  This happens everywhere; it's completely universal.  You can't just go to one source and say THIS IS DISGUSTING, STOP IT, because I'm sure the vast majority of all publications, online or off, that have a substantial amount of advertisers end up doing this to some extent (probably a pretty large one).  I think you'd have to be pretty naive to legitimately think that MONEY doesn't play a very large factor.
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Like I said before, the combination of opinions that ping-pong between "How can you like this game so much?!", and "Man, I can't explain why, but I really REALLY like this game!" just gets me more and more curious about it.

Even so, I'll probably just pick up the PS2 copy. It'll look good alongside my copy of Beyond Good and Evil that I have yet to finish.
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you pivk up the two copies man and honestly:


PS2 ya fuckin duped



XBOX 360 ya fucking duped
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I'm sorry man but I guess we just disagree.
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i agree with him in that no one should really be reading reviews as a reliable source of information about games, considering most are terrible and the large majority of gamers everywhere have ridiculous tastes and don't know what they're talking about most of the time.  BBBBUUTTT, given the context of my post, replying with "heh.... true objectivity... is as fleeting and elusive as a summer breeze...." wasn't really appropriate, because i'm pretty sure he knew what the hell i was talking about.  as in, not COMPLETELY 100% OBJECTIVE, but more like reasonably objective/reviews coming from someone without a clear agenda that relates to money.  is this more clear macus???

you know, I dont listen to half the reviews i read/listen to(i dont care if you flame me accusing me of listening to all chritics, i don't care! I am falsely labelled that here already...). Example: lots chritics hate .hack//GU(game informer, gametrailers, ect.) or persona 3(xplay, but i hate their reviews anyway) and both have huge fanbases who loved them, i enjoyed both regardless to reviews!
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I'm sorry man but I guess we just disagree.
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Funny story.

So some jerk uses internet art to create the box cover which is downright ridiculous.  Capcom now offers replacement box art that you can order off their website.  This might be worth something on ebay so I'm thinking of ordering one.  They're free.

Art "redemption"
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Man I have owned Okami for over a year on the ps2 and with the release of this decided to get into it

What a shitty game. I mean it is nice to look at (although blurry and the camera is BALLS) but really... what the fuck. AND IT GOES ON SO LONG.

And fucking BLOCKHEAD GRANDE


It's not even fun.
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look if you dont like it this topic isnt for you so just getout



also ahaha oh god that cover art thing is great
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persona 3(xplay, but i hate their reviews anyway)
wait... didn't they give P3 a 3/5(I'm not 100% sure on this) an P3FES a 4/5(i know this for sure)? are you one of those guys who thinks when your favorite game gets anything less then a perfect score, the reviewer must hate it/aren't smart enough to understand it?
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In Nintendo Power they gave this a 7.5 but they stressed that if you can find the PS2 one your better off with it.

They mainly said the control was iffy, particularly with combat.
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why the heck would nintendo power recommend the ps2 version?
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why the heck would nintendo power recommend the ps2 version?

Nintendo Power has turned pretty awesome lately.  I stopped reading around turn of the century because they stopped all the cool articles, comic books, and exclusive content (Star Fox anti-sony/sega propaganda VHS tape?  Yes please) but their reviews have been particularly vicious as of last year.  I may renew my subscription.
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show me some cool reviews or articles. has there been a change at the top or what?
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why the heck would nintendo power recommend the ps2 version?

lol, you know I didn't even think why it would be odd they recomended the PS2 one until now.  That's pretty funny.

Nintendo Power has turned pretty awesome lately. I stopped reading around turn of the century because they stopped all the cool articles, comic books, and exclusive content (Star Fox anti-sony/sega propaganda VHS tape? Yes please) but their reviews have been particularly vicious as of last year. I may renew my subscription.

I like Nintendo Power if only for their game previews which I think are pretty spiffy.  I find their actual reviews are fairly hit and miss but it's still a good read.  Right now it's their 20th Anniversary so they have some neat articles about the way things used to be which I'm enjoying.

They recently (like December last year maybe) changed publishers (or owners possibly) so things have been changing bit by bit since then.
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Didn't gamesmasterjasper get fired from GT for giving a game that was advertised on the site a bad review?

Also the IGN logo on the cover is hilarious.
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show me some cool reviews or articles. has there been a change at the top or what?

All of my old issues are boxed up and located in another state but they used to do original comic books (like Legend of Zelda and Blast Corps which was strangely more interesting than the entire game's "story") and they had noteworthy articles like a "game over" section where they had huge step-by-step processes of beating certain games followed by dozens of pictures depicting their endings.  They used to a do an import section that told you about foreign games like Project J (or whatever that Japanese adventure game was with the android girl... forgot the name), Sin and Punishment, and the crash and burn of the HDD.  I also remember the huge hype they gave Quest 64 and then they ripped it apart when it came out.  They also had a section where people would ask questions about the games and they'd answer them (and yours truly was published in a issue in '94 asking how to beat the stupid MASK dungeon in Link's Awakening)

I will never forget the awesome 4 page spread of Earthbound 64...

Nintendo Power was basically the playboy of gaming mags.  They had good articles but posted tons of pictures with captions so it was pretty light reading.  They actually told you about the games unlike other gaming mags which focused on speculation and flowery text that basically retold the information on the back of the box.
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Man I have owned Okami for over a year on the ps2 and with the release of this decided to get into it

What a shitty game. I mean it is nice to look at (although blurry and the camera is BALLS) but really... what the fuck. AND IT GOES ON SO LONG.

And fucking BLOCKHEAD GRANDE


It's not even fun.
I'd actually agree. I got as far as like the "third boss" or something, you fought it in a temple while trying to look for a kid or something.

And then I stopped and never really touched it again. I don't get it...pretty boring.


I might pick up the Wii version from bargain store eventually, just to see if it's any better/funner (doubtful) on the Wii... but yeah.
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I finally beat blockhead grande with the use of a camera.

What a dumb fucking puzzle.

Seriously who can remember the order of 8 dots popping up super fast?
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Despite the admittedly ridiculous amount of text and story to wade through, and the easy puzzles, this game is and has been one of my favorite games of all time. It's not extremely challenging, but it's just FUN and intuitive and exploring this really giant living world is awesome, to me. I'm not getting it for the Wii since I've still got ~80 hours logged on the PS2 version (it's long, I play slow, and I'm just collecting everything before I beat the final boss) so I'm not doing THAT again (I'll play it again someday with godmode on and shit, but...), but it's still really a great purchase.