Attention So uh....yeah...the new Mortal Kombat is mortal kombat vs dc universe (Read 8091 times)

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Yeah man, I don't really know what you are talking about, but that's a pretty fucking disgusting face that wreaks transsexual to me.  :blarg:

OK it looks pretty bad zoomed in, the pic I was looking at wasn't zoomed in and it looked moderatly okay.
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That's not the full roster UPRC, just the current known roster.

Also THIS IS SICKENING.

WARNING: I HAVE HID THIS CAUSE IT IS GROSS


Gameplay Trailer:
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I really don't know how or why people are excited over this game. I really mean this. Even I used to like the 3D Mortal Kombats, but they just DON'T CHANGE and the more you play them, the more you realize how horribly broken and flawed the fighting systems are.


I remember just before Armageddon came out, Ed Boon said that the next Mortal Kombat would be a "fresh start to the series" and would essentially be a reboot of everything Mortal Kombat. Um.. Was he lying, did they change their plans, or is this their idea of rebooting MK?

WHAT HAPPENED???

Did they really run out of ideas!? Man, if they are this desperate to make a good game, they should hire new people to do the story and fighting system!

For the fighting system, fuck, poach guys from Capcom or Nintendo or... ANYTHING BUT MIDWAY!

And I could singlehandedly make a better storyline for the next MK than some clash of superheroes fanservice crap. Anyone at GW could do better.

Make Raiden turn evil! Scorpion becomes alive once more! Sub-Zero is an Elder God! 75% OF THE USELESS CAST DIES INCLUDING LIEUTENANT SHEMALE BLADE!



Why am I.. Even writing this.... Mortal Kombat is already halfway in it's own grave and has been since that horrible Mortal Kombat 4.
Last Edit: August 04, 2008, 04:17:20 pm by UPRC
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I am excited for this because MK has for (except for UMK3) always been one of those games where its like "so bad its good", and if you have even a remote idea of what good game design is, you get to laugh your ass off for like, 1000 hours at it because every second you play you find something that is SO BAD you wonder how anyone even slightly experienced at making games could have done it.

People in G&D could make a better Mortal Kombat than Midway.

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ahahahahahaha that gameplay trailer is SO BAD how can ANYONE involved in this not just run away crying when they see this

Like if I was on the art staff for this I would just quit the company the second I saw that trailer, it is that bad.
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Looks like a swell videogame, I want to fight with Batman Versus Superman IN HELL that would be so radical! XD
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The whole lots of blood and big boobs concept doesn't work if the face that carries the boobs looks like a man. Seriously I can't apreciate that cleavage cause the face obscures everything, if you keep the face hidden she looks like a girl but once you scroll up it's like OH GOD MY EYES. Seriously just put paper bags and masks over all their faces already cause they DO look better that way. Imagine what the DC Comic females are gonna look like... I think they hire trans people to model the female faces as a sick joke.

They should seriously just do 2.5d, seriously thats the only transition I can see them doing while making a solid fun game. The falling down fighting concepts pretty good but that close quarters part sounds like those classic boxing arcade games and I think they should just stick to the falling down fighting concept and make those characters smoother.
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The whole lots of blood and big boobs concept doesn't work if the face that carries the boobs looks like a man. Seriously I can't apreciate that cleavage cause the face obscures everything, if you keep the face hidden she looks like a girl but once you scroll up it's like OH GOD MY EYES. Seriously just put paper bags and masks over all their faces already cause they DO look better that way. Imagine what the DC Comic females are gonna look like... I think they hire trans people to model the female faces as a sick joke.

OH GOD... Transexual Catwoman.

I just got around to watching that little gameplay trailer thing. I don't know how they did it, but the fighting looks WORSE than it did in Armageddon.
Last Edit: August 06, 2008, 08:13:17 am by UPRC
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Sonia looks like Fergie.

And it appears that while she can't be bothered to wear a bra, she does take the time to make sure the belts on her boots are all fastened.
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The only way to look at that image is to start from the bottom and slowly scroll upwards.

Even when you know what to expect the impact is not lost.
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Uhg....

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Congrats Midway, Kitana does not have a scary face for the first time since Mortal Kombat.... 3?
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I always wondered why midway made women with facial hair

Honestly, a chick that can beat the shit out of people like the rest of the dudes, is going to be kind of a dike.

I've always hated the Mortal Kombat series, so I don't really care about this.  It would really suck though, if they removed fatalities from the game, because watching superheroes decapitate/disembowel each other would be the shit.

I always thought Mar Vs Cap was a badass series though.  Somehow I doubt the MK team will work any magic with this "borrowed" concept.
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Man the official artwork for this game looks so bad.
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Man the official artwork for this game looks so bad.
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Uhg....

She looks pretty hot actually! Maybe it's because her mouth isn't showing?
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man fuck you guys....this shit is going to be game of the year
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The Mortal Kombat games always sell well, but only because a bunch of dummies buy them and think they are good. I don't think the people on GW who vaguely like MK or have gotten the later ones even believe their games are good now. I know UPRC bought Armageddon and iirc he thinks it is pretty terrible so!
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The Mortal Kombat games always sell well, but only because a bunch of dummies buy them and think they are good. I don't think the people on GW who vaguely like MK or have gotten the later ones even believe their games are good now. I know UPRC bought Armageddon and iirc he thinks it is pretty terrible so!

It's horrible. I only wanted it so that I could make characters, and they even fucked that up. "DO YOU WANT ANGRY FACE OR CYBORG FACE?"

Mortal Kombat is really only "cool" for very young people. I remember when I was like... Not even 10 years old and I saw the first Mortal Kombat. I shit my pants. THEY WERE TEARING HEADS OFF AND DECAPITATING EACH OTHER. When you're an adult, you realize that it's just stupidly pointless violence that is only used as a REALLY bad selling point.
Last Edit: August 16, 2008, 02:53:56 am by UPRC
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She looks pretty hot actually! Maybe it's because her mouth isn't showing?

Maybe you're into codpieces.
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