Topic: So uh....yeah...the new Mortal Kombat is mortal kombat vs dc universe (Read 8091 times)

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Maybe you're into codpieces.
I don't get this, she's not wearing a codpiece?
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I don't get this, she's not wearing a codpiece?

She has an obscenely huge (bulging) crotch area. A cod piece is a flap or pouch that attaches to the front of the crotch of men's pants to cover the crotch.

I think that's what he was hinting at.
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I don't know if I should be happy or pissed =/ While it is going to be rated T, they should keep a good amount of blood in it......hopefully
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Well I would actually anticipate playing this game for the fun factor IF they anounced it to be atleast 2.5d instead of the dreaded 3d, I mean when it was actually 2d it was fun maybe 2.5d would also be fun too...

But alas i'll just buy it out of principle of how bad it is.

Honestly Armagaedon Jade's face actually looked feminine but ugly, now though it's actually gotten worse. I mean I feel like Mortal Kombat 4 characters kick the snot out of all future MK games in terms of looks and thats saying alot considering they had squares for hands and feet. I kinda find it ironic though that the ugly one is the pretty one, probably because the only characters they've done right with the face are the ones that are either A wearing a mask or B a robot.

Then theres the whole codpiece thing, either they have BIG hairy bushes or they are hardcore cross dressers.
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Superman Wins. Invincibility. I'd play it.
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Superman Wins. Invincibility. I'd play it.
I hear Batman has a kryptonite ring.
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I heard Superman is weak versus Magic and is powerless against it which every single Mortal Kombat character just so happens to have.

Amazing.
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Damnit. He better have a fucking amazing Fatality. There's so many ways he could brutally kill people. They did keep fatalities right? This game sounded ok at first, but now it sounds lame. It's going to be worse than the lightsaber 'realism' in SC4. Here's a lightsaber that can cut through almost anything. Well, all our weapons are coating in the one thing it cant cut through, and we have a thing layer of it's dust on us. But come one, it's a guy that could rip you in half in the blink of an eye.
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I've always liked the mortal kombat storyline. The games seemed all the same to me (just like tekken).

With that game, the story gets lost. MK vs DC? When I saw this i felt sorry for Midway and angry at DC for putting the ultimate hero batman in a game of this caliber. The only good thin in this is that the Joker is a playable character along with all his stupid gimmicks yay!
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Damnit. He better have a fucking amazing Fatality. There's so many ways he could brutally kill people. They did keep fatalities right?

Yes but they are Brutalities or something where they horribly maim the person but do not kill them.

I just realized today that this is not far off from Marvel vs. Capcom but somehow that seemed like a much better idea than this.
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Fatalities ARE in the game (you can't really have a Mortal Kombat without them).
Here is a video that shows one of the Joker's fatalities (it's at the end): http://www.gametrailers.com/player/38955.html
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Damnit. He better have a fucking amazing Fatality. There's so many ways he could brutally kill people. They did keep fatalities right? This game sounded ok at first, but now it sounds lame. It's going to be worse than the lightsaber 'realism' in SC4. Here's a lightsaber that can cut through almost anything. Well, all our weapons are coating in the one thing it cant cut through, and we have a thing layer of it's dust on us. But come one, it's a guy that could rip you in half in the blink of an eye.

Not vs magical things.

And thats canon to Superman (he's always been weak vs magic.)
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I don't know why people sayt his doesn't make sense. Does Marvel vs capcom make sense?
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Damnit. He better have a fucking amazing Fatality. There's so many ways he could brutally kill people. They did keep fatalities right? This game sounded ok at first, but now it sounds lame. It's going to be worse than the lightsaber 'realism' in SC4. Here's a lightsaber that can cut through almost anything. Well, all our weapons are coating in the one thing it cant cut through, and we have a thing layer of it's dust on us. But come one, it's a guy that could rip you in half in the blink of an eye.

Are you talking about cortosis weave? Because that never even factors into the story of Soulcalibur IV because the story was written the afternoon before the game was released. They didn't care that lightsabers would cut through anything. How about SUPERMAN IS DESUPERIZED BY RAIDEN WITH MAGICAL BEAMS OF KRYTPON LASER? That's probably about the sum of how they'll kludge it.

I'm looking forward to this game actually. Cautiously optimistic is as far as I'm going, but seriously. BATMAN VS. SUB-ZERO IN HELL. What part of that isn't awesome?

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I don't know why people sayt his doesn't make sense. Does Marvel vs capcom make sense?

marvel heroes aren't ridiculous and capcom games are usually kickass.
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I don't know why people sayt his doesn't make sense. Does Marvel vs capcom make sense?

Marvel Heroes aren't composed of 99% godlike beings with no real weaknesses of note, and the game was composed by a damn good comic book company and a fighting game company that actually knows how to make a fighting game.

Whereas, the Flash in an actual fight is a god who can't die ever, DC Comics is ok, and Mortal Kombat is one of the worst fighting game series' of all time because its makers know shit about fighting games.

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How about SUPERMAN IS DESUPERIZED BY RAIDEN WITH MAGICAL BEAMS OF KRYTPON LASER? That's probably about the sum of how they'll kludge it.

Yeah this would actually hurt / kill (depending on power) Superman, since Raiden's electricity is magical.

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I'm looking forward to this game actually. Cautiously optimistic is as far as I'm going, but seriously. BATMAN VS. SUB-ZERO IN HELL. What part of that isn't awesome?

It's made by the Mortal Kombat team.
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Hey did anyone actually play this yet? My lil brother rented it and its actually pretty fun!

They evened out (or tried to) the unbalanced characters by draining superman's abilities and feeding them to everyone else it was mentioned quite a few times in the story but I don't remember exactly how it went. I can't remember what they did with the flash but everyone gets a rage boost thing that makes them go crazy and gives them more power/strength.

Its actually really fun to play and the story line isn't too shitty either, imo. Both the DC and MK universes collide when darkside and kahn both get tossed through a wormhole at the same time and turn into dark- khan

its hardly BEST FIGHTER EVER but if you're pretty bored and want to beat the crap out of wonderwoman then I suggest checking it out.
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aahaha 'kombatants'

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There is this part where the fortress of solitude shows up right next to Sub zero's ninja camp thing when the two worlds are merging and he goes over there, kicks superman's ass. And freezes him into a gigantic icicle.

now tell me that isn't bad ass
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