You're that Microwave guy from SA, aren't ya. Look at you, waltzing in with your Habbo wares and fancy bootleg Swatches from the Chinese pawn shop down the street. This ain't some kindergarten slumber party kid kid, if you wanna swim in the deep end you gotta leave them Hallo Spencer floaties behind.
I reckon I could show you the ropes, instruct you on how to act and all. Just don't blame me when things get too hot'n'steamy for you to deal with...