goodjob gr.

yeah thanks for the DOOM AND GLOOM gr

jeeeeezzz :joke:

When this topic is over should i move it to feces or awesome topics?? on one hand steel got cancer but on the other hand he.. defeated it.

mod edit: this is what gr was trying to say:

this surgery will probably be of the type where they put you to sleep with massive amounts of sedatives and they make a relatively small incision in your chest to remove the tumor, right? im sure thats been done thousands of times before, so hopefully everything will go smoothly and they can get most of it out.

basically there are three options that i know of. first is the whole CUT OPEN YOUR CHEST thing, so I'm not looking forward to that. what you seem to be talking about is a thorascopy, which is much safer and yeah a very small incision. the third option is the davinci robot, which is an even smaller incision and thus the safest option. however idk if I can even qualify for that who knows! there's a da vinci over at UNC so there's one close by...

Congrats man, that's great news.

When this topic is over should i move it to feces or awesome topics?? on one hand steel got cancer but on the other hand he.. defeated it.

comics & anime

yeah!


you should become a world famous rapper and then after you've put out two or three albums you can make an emotional single about beating cancer

if your star is fading you should make it a duet with ashanti

yeah!


you should become a world famous rapper and then after you've put out two or three albums you can make an emotional single about beating cancer

if your star is fading you should make it a duet with ashanti

soulja boy already addressed the issue when he mentioned rap cancer

HEY I GOT A QUESTION YOU NORMAL PEOPLE MIGHT BE ABLE TO ANSWER

whats the deal with people looking completely freaked out when I joke about this shit?

like we ran into a girl and her friend that we knew on the street and there was this awkward pause for something at which point I inserted in my best Homer voice "I have cancer" and everyone laughed except the girl's friend who looked HORRIFIED and not in a "oh my god I'm so sorry" way but in a "GOOD HEAVENS HOW DARE YOU".

I mean it was clear I wasn't LYING (I have NO FUCKING HAIR ON MY FACE) and that at least something is wrong with me but there are certain people who just think I should not make jokes about it at all but I think it is fodder for many jokes. I mean it scares the shit out of me because I could have died etc but at the same time I'm not going to stop joking about shit! Idk people are stupid.

when I ran into a friend at the bubble tea shop and he was like "whatd you do this summer" and I said "GOT CANCER" he nodded and said "I was wondering about that!"  this seems like a much better reaction than abject horror at self deprecation.

also Chef: I recently got 300 bucks from an Indian person who made me and my mom promise I'd spend it on something fun like a trip so I'll come up there sometime and this time...have money!!!

as long as your cool with it yourself who gives a fuck. As long as YOUR the one making the jokes its all good in my eyes

not like

dude: "hey fuck you man"

you: "fuck you too"

dude "at least i didnt get cancer" kinda thing

You'll probably get  a laparoscopy, most non-major and even some major surgeries are done this way nowadays...