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Batman decapitates kid

Basically the dumbass ignored the warning signs, hopped over two fences, and met his fate at the hands of Batman. In this case Batman being a roller coaster at a Six Flags theme park.

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Alec

#285 July 01, 2008, 10:12:14 pm

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fucking kids.

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Searcher90

#286 July 02, 2008, 07:59:44 am

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oh wow, that's freaky, do you think the park's haunted?

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UPRC

#287 July 02, 2008, 10:30:57 am

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Let that be a lesson to other visitors in the park. The signs are there for a reason.

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Sarah

#288 July 02, 2008, 06:03:26 pm

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BATMAN BATMAN duna nunnanunna dunna

i am going to go clim bsome fences

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PTizzle

#289 July 03, 2008, 01:17:08 am

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That must've been horrible to witness.

Still, how stupid do you have to be? The signs aren't just there for fun, especially at a theme park.

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Jayce

#290 July 03, 2008, 05:26:40 pm

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Purchases for Rollercoaster Tycoon just increased

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headphonics

#291 July 03, 2008, 10:53:45 pm

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yeah i was just watching this on cnn and was pretty horrified at the amount of people who said it was the park's fault. idk i feel like TWO SIX-FOOT FENCES WITH WARNING SIGNS should be sufficient for keeping anyone out. i mean obviously people can get over if they really want to but how fucking tall would a fence need to be for that not to be the case? or i guess you could POST GUARDS but honestly that's kind of ridiculous so i think at a certain point, the fact that someone can feasibly get around something if they really want to shouldn't make those precautions insufficient.

they all sounded so convicted about it being totally the park's fault that idk maybe i am missing something but man PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY should play a role here!

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Dark Angel

#292 July 04, 2008, 01:42:29 am

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Quote from: headphonics on July 03, 2008, 10:53:45 pm

yeah i was just watching this on cnn and was pretty horrified at the amount of people who said it was the park's fault. idk i feel like TWO SIX-FOOT FENCES WITH WARNING SIGNS should be sufficient for keeping anyone out. i mean obviously people can get over if they really want to but how fucking tall would a fence need to be for that not to be the case? or i guess you could POST GUARDS but honestly that's kind of ridiculous so i think at a certain point, the fact that someone can feasibly get around something if they really want to shouldn't make those precautions insufficient.

they all sounded so convicted about it being totally the park's fault that idk maybe i am missing something but man PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY should play a role here!

These kind of people make me really angry. I really get fired up about gay ass people saying shit like this because they are to fucking lazy and shameful to take any responsibilty for themselves.

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Sarevok

#293 July 04, 2008, 02:45:00 pm

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"The medical examiner arrived on scene and confirmed that the 17-year-old male was killed instantaneously."

don't worry guys...he lost his head but he's okay

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Kaworu

#294 July 04, 2008, 06:52:30 pm

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could've been like mike the headless chicken

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Boulvae

#295 July 05, 2008, 02:35:41 am

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That'd still just be a nervous reaction. But I didn't know our medical science went from regrowing of the fingertips to full head reatachment so quickly. it was like yesterday when my arm was sevred and they grew me a new one.

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something bizarre and impractical

#296 July 06, 2008, 06:13:37 pm

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It's just like those water rides that splash you at the theme parks, except this one splashes you with blood and horror.

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theHunter

#297 July 07, 2008, 07:13:50 am

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Apparently the World Could End In A Few Hours:

"The LHC is a particle accelerator located on the France/Switzerland border; it has been dubbed the largest, most expensive, most powerful experiment ever attempted, certainly dwarfing all particle colliders ever built before, both in terms of size and power.

Some experts fear that the risk of operating the LHC disproportionately outweighs anything science might gain from this experiment. It is not possible to know what the outcome of the experiment will be, but even CERN (the European Organization for Nuclear Research) scientists concede that there is a real possibility of creating destructive theoretical anomalies such as miniature black holes, strangelets and deSitter space transitions. These events have the potential to fundamentally alter matter and destroy our planet"

What could happen overnight: http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=BXzugu39pKM

Latest news: http://lhc.web.cern.ch/lhc/News.htm

Some useful sources:
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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#298 July 07, 2008, 04:28:58 pm

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fyi it will take several months to cycle up.

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goldenratio

#299 July 07, 2008, 05:37:31 pm

now das fresh
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they have to cool that last section too which takes a while on its' own.

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Boulvae

#300 July 07, 2008, 05:46:18 pm

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Nice to know that my iminent death is within this year to 2012 to 50 years from now.

The most plausible would be the one involving our N and S poles "switching" of sorts. Because some planet's gonna be so close that it's pull is gonna supercede ours.

A tool is a tool regardless. I mean if you suck, you suck, and not even the most perfect tool could save you. And if your damn good then even with the worst tool ever conceived you could chug out some high quality shit.

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