Weird News Articles (Recent: Japanese woman jailed for virtual killing)

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Sarah

#41 April 06, 2008, 01:11:32 am

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Hahaha.

Definitely the man fucking the table.

If I saw that and had a camera on hand I'd tape it just so I could show people and laugh about it.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO SLIVER

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Rone Rivendale

#42 April 06, 2008, 01:37:59 am

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that tattletale is gonna get murdered

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Warlin

#43 April 06, 2008, 01:48:58 am

I did ok on this one but his feet are kinda wierd!
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Man, I remember when I got tattled on.
It was for firecrackers though. We were going to use them to burn down part of the school.
Oh, those were the days.

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Mateui

#44 April 06, 2008, 02:19:53 am

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Quote from: #1 Dad on April 06, 2008, 01:11:32 am

Hahaha.

Definitely the man fucking the table.

If I saw that and had a camera on hand I'd tape it just so I could show people and laugh about it.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO SLIVER

But then you would do it another two times? Why?

I mean, a normal person who would film this would just make one dvd and use that as evidence.. 3 is a little suspicious, and maybe why it was anonymously submitted.

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#45 April 06, 2008, 02:23:04 am

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I would watch it every time.

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Sarah

#46 April 06, 2008, 02:24:57 am

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Quote from: Mateui on April 06, 2008, 02:19:53 am

But then you would do it another two times? Why?

I mean, a normal person who would film this would just make one dvd and use that as evidence.. 3 is a little suspicious, and maybe why it was anonymously submitted.

Because it would be funnier by the third time. Imagine seeing someone fuck a picnic table three different times? That would be hilarious.

I think any more than that is weird though.

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#47 April 06, 2008, 02:58:59 am

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that kid is pretty brave

if they were going to murder a teacher for scolding them, what are they going to do to a kid who tattled on them for their murder plan

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Mince Wobley

#48 April 06, 2008, 03:16:30 am

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Sounds like a plot to one of those movies of kids having adventures like goonies

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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Mince Wobley

#49 April 06, 2008, 03:47:15 am

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I think it's rape and object abuse because the table can't give proper consent just like the other case involving a bicycle

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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Maximo

#50 April 06, 2008, 04:10:13 am

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no its a lie i tried before and i got splinters on my penis

Seriously though.. how would you get any pleasure from this? How does he finish? And.. right by an elementary school? Wtf? But i agree a $20,000 bond is way too harsh for table sex. Whats that about I think you would get a lesser charge for actual sex in public. I dunno though. And THREE times???? What's the man recording this doing though...?

Whole things hella weird lol.

Put some sand in my roommate's sheets today...

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Feldschlacht IV

#51 April 06, 2008, 04:18:30 am

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Quote

Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

This is the clincher, right here.

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ase

#52 April 06, 2008, 04:28:44 am

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A few months ago, I tried implementing a POST YOUR CELEBRITY OBITUARY or WEIRD NEWS (i dont remember which) but no one listened to it.

Maybe now that I have sticky power, I should try it.

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Terin

#53 April 06, 2008, 04:33:54 am

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He must have really loved that table.

So, the real question is, who ate off that table, and how much are they going to regret eating off of it? And more so, who in their right mind would have taken DVDs of him doing this three times? Wouldn't once have been enough?

--Terin

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ase

#54 April 06, 2008, 04:48:52 am

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We are going to try out this topic and see if it works. If successful, perhaps the board won't be filled with 30 CHIMP LEARNS TO MANUFACTURE TENNIS SHOES topics. (However, that's like 90% of the topics here so that may be a bad thing!)

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ase

#55 April 06, 2008, 04:55:33 am

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well there will still be topics like PSYBURN HATES BLACKS and [HELP]HOW TO GET THE GIRL????

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Ragnar

#56 April 06, 2008, 04:57:14 am

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Yeah I'm wondering how that's even pleasurable at least put one of those portable vaginas in there or something or does he actually like the feel of wood it's just weird

Also did he bring the table inside for a candlelit dinner with wine and stuff but then he had to put all that stuff on another table

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AdderallApocalypse

#57 April 06, 2008, 05:22:00 am

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Ok, not exactly a news article but........this is kind of stupid.
http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000055?v=2313869
It's about a bible that blocks a bullet. I mean, so what? It could of been anything, really.
Also, LMAO at 0:57-0:53(yes it does count down).

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Sarah

#58 April 06, 2008, 05:23:32 am

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We're going to see a massive increase of dumb links like Omcifers rather than just BAD NEWS STORIES

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AdderallApocalypse

#59 April 06, 2008, 05:26:24 am

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Quote from: #1 Dad on April 06, 2008, 05:23:32 am

We're going to see a massive increase of dumb links like Omcifers rather than just BAD NEWS STORIES

Goddamnit, it's a great link.

Hidden content (Click to reveal)

I did it for the lulz

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ase

#60 April 06, 2008, 05:29:45 am

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Quote from: #1 Dad on April 06, 2008, 05:23:32 am

We're going to see a massive increase of dumb links like Omcifers rather than just BAD NEWS STORIES

I'm sorry to inform you but according to Article VII Section RR of General forum rules: "You are not permitted to tell a member that he or she is lacking in intelligence or otherwise posting something unintelligent without the designation of 'General Forum moderator' "

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