First off before I begin I'd like to apologize to Strangeluv for not finishing
A Home Far Away.
I did'nt want to give it a review without beating the entire game. I will say this.......anybody grades
it less than an 8 out of 10 is a scrotum head. Also thanks to Dudesoft for getting me premium membership
although it has been short lived. Anyway um...........lemme get to it.
Basically I found out my girlfriend is pregnant and I'm going to be a dad.

So I figured with all this going on I have more important things to worry about now. Even though
it's possible to be a father and still be back and forth on GW. Still............I've decided to take it
as a moment to step down as GW's
Greatest Critic to ever live. Go ahead....take the time
to swallow it in.....I know this has come as a shock to my fellow members so I'm gonna give you some
time and we're gonna have a moment of post silence.

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..Finish! Alright lemme quit playing around. Anyway It's been fun guys........I would shout out
a couple of members I did like but I don't feel like it, it's 12 at night and I'm tired...sue me.

Anyway farewell for now losers! Goodluck finding another critic with my caliber(I'm joking...I think).
Who knows...........maybe my son might be on here in the future!
GameCriticboy Jr.!
P.S.: Silver4Donuts please show some goddamn gameplay once in awhile. I mean honestly, do
your maps suck that bad. Mr Big T makes the most shittiest maps but atleast he isn't ashame to show
them. Gosh!

Gameplay makes the game my friend......not menus. Good job not caving in under pressure
though.

Well I guess thats it guys. Enjoy your lives, pray for that Steele character to beat his cancer, stop taking
Indie game making so seriously, post screenshots, love your family, drugs are bad, and I hope for the
best for the new GW. It's been a pleasure serving you losers.

*Packs bag and walks off into the sun*
(Somebody post a video playing that ending theme on Incredible Hulk for me)