Well, my "HAI GUYZ IM BACK LOLZ" topic isn't even off of the page yet and I already have to leave for a couple of weeks.  I'm gonna be leaving in three days to run a fireworks tent until July 5th in a town that I've never even been to before, so I'm assuming I will have absolutely no access to the tubes. 

I'm prolly gonna make around $1000 with this little escapade, though, so wish me luck!

I always knew you cared, panda........

be careful man. i don't know if you are handling fireworks directly or what but they can be dangerous if you are an idiot.

maybe bring goggles???

he is probably just selling them

what state is this in can i get a gw discoun t

selling fireworks to children..

be careful man. i don't know if you are handling fireworks directly or what but they can be dangerous if you are an idiot.

maybe bring goggles???

It's not like I'm gonna be setting them off inside of the tent or anything.  It'll be a bit more like:

*random people walk up to look at display of explosives*

Me:  Can I help you?

Ppl:  Yes, I'd like the $40 bundle with bottle rockets and burning snakes and little parachute men.

Me:  Indeed! 

I suppose I could wear kneepads and fingerless leather gloves for emphasis.

he is probably just selling them

what state is this in can i get a gw discoun t

My tent is gonna be in Columbia, Tennessee.  And yeah, if someone from GW shows up I would be quite surprised and I'd definitely give a discount.  Providing that the boss isn't anywhere around, that is. 

Is there anyone I can barter with to trade fireworks for premium??????

selling fireworks to children..

I'm not sure if we're allowed to sell to kids under a certain age.  I'll have to ask about that or something.

And either way, I live in Tennessee...where the adults are much more likely to do something incredibly ignorant with fireworks than children.  If one of these redneck assholes around here just so happens to blow his face off with something I sold him then that'll only add to my personal sense of accomplishment.

Alright guys I'm really gone this time.  See ya in ten days!