Dude, if you were even vaguely aware of how things are in Kentucky you'd know why leaving things up to the states is the dumbest fucking idea ever.
If the state of Kentucky was allowed to govern itself...
male masturbation is made illegal because sperm are potential life, and them dying is murder.
homosexuals to be stoned to death every tuesday
big stone tablet of ten commandments placed in every town centre
mass to congregate at said stone tablets every sunday followed by two hours self flagellation to cleans the soul
blacks to be shot within a 10 mile radius outside the kentucky border, blacks in kentucky to work on plantations
if no partner can be found at the age of 15, siblings must mate with each other.
Mentioning the word abortion is such a heracy that no word with the letters a-b next to each other can be mentioned unless in a biblical context
Mentioning the word evolution is a heracy
Mentioning a president's faults (apart from on race issues) is a heracy
every school must have weekly meetings about why the middle east must be nuked for the greater good.