if you ever have a cold sore:



this is the best shit ever. I get cold sores (usually around 2-3 per year, i fucking hate them), but if you use this shit at the first sign it will help dramatically. this shit has saved my life numerous times. it still works great if you dont catch it right when it starts, and will help with healing time and all that. I've also used one called Novitra that works really well, but the abreva seems to be better, although its expensive as shit (that little tiny tube is like 10-15 bucks, but if you've ever had to deal with cold sores you know how worth it it is).

YES! This shit works SO WELL. I've never had a cold sore it didn't get rid of. Abreva ftw

Do I smell muffins
You sure do Hazel!

Why is there one 60 year old woman in a housecoat with all these 30-40somethings just hanging out?

Also, is anyone else reminded of the British guy from Run Ronnie Run?

guys i am eating fresh cherries for the first time ever right now and


oh god this shit rules GO BUY FRESH CHERRIES they are like tiny little tart plums

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Also I noticed you can get it customised just in case you prefer a black person's anus instead of barbie pussy.

Honestly - Does anyone use one of these??? I mean I think I would probably die of shame if I was caught with one...

I was talking to Steel about this a few weeks ago, but yes, I too would die of shame if someone found one of these or any other male masturbating tools around me.  But why IS that?  There's this inexplicable difference in the way people perceive male and female masturbation.  If you find our a woman has a vibrator, do you care?  No!  It's not out of the ordinary at all, and I even sort of half expect it at this point.  Most dudes would say KIND OF HOT, I think.  But what would you think if you found out a dude had a fleshlight or some shit?  OH GOD WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THIS.  That is what most people would think, myself included.  I really don't understand why it's totally acceptable for a woman to have a dildo but shameful and disgusting for a man to have one, but I definitely feel like it is and I suspect most people do, too!

I'm actually really curious about male masturbators, especially the ones that are like ENTIRE TORSOS, just because they are such a ridiculous invention and you kind of wonder what they feel like, so maybe someday I will buck this CONCERN WITH PERCEPTION and give it a go.  Some of them are like $200, though; it's crazy.

darknecrid what are you basing these observations on???  a lot of women i know do not think it is much easier/faster/better with a vibrator.  i mean they think it is sort of better, especially if you have like a fucking RABBIT COMPLETE WITH ANAL BEAD ADD-ON or some shit, but regular old vibrators usually aren't much easier or better for that matter!  every conversation i've had about this stuff (as it turns out this comes up quite a lot when bored at work!) has ended up with most of the girls saying they can get off just fine with their hands, and they kind of like them more because there's a lot more precision involved than with some big clunky dong.

also a huge part of the vibrator appeal is that THEY VIBRATE, and i hear it can be sort of uncomfortably intense for a lot of people, so yeah, i don't think vibrators are necessary or especially superior to hands for the most part!

Not too many girls on here, but I will recommend these:



They are apparently American Eagle "Captain Boat Mocs" ($21.99). I didn't even know what brand they were until after I bought them, despite the fact that they have the logo on the inside of the sole. I know a ton of people hate on stuff like AE, but these are seriously some of the comfiest shoes I have ever had the fortune of wearing. Easier to put on than slip-ons, they work with most outfits (and come in five colors), and they are fairly cute. I don't really like flip-flops, so these shoes are awesome because you can slip 'em on and go just as easily. The bottoms are like regular shoes so you can walk in the rain and not feel all squishy on the inside. This is a pretty good quality to have in a shoe in Florida, because flip-flops will get your feet wet when it rains unexpectedly (as it tends to do so often here).

Got 'em at Payless during a BOGO sale (I originally went there because I had lost one shoe, making my only wearable pair of shoes useless), and got it half-off.

Back to the original topic...

Mountain Dew SuperNova

(Flavor info at their main site)

I really like this new flavor, the strawberry and melon mask the ginseng.  Its pleasant aroma and mild flavor mask its power as a gaming fuel.

This stuff is good (I like most of the new flavors), but don't drink it before bed if you want to get to bed any time soon. Seriously, I normally have no problem getting to sleep at night, even if I do drink a lot of soda, but one of these had me up until 5:00.

so wait are you a woman or just a guy who likes boating?

i don't know much about PURE COW FAT but is it possible to just fry something in it or does PURE mean it is solid as a block of gold or something

also old southern people always tell me the flavor's in the fat so maybe make a stew with it or something

i mean, i think you probably could make some pretty good gravy out of it!  especially like beef gravy or something else that would benefit from being a lot richer.  still from the sound of it you have a ton of fat on your hands so i would say yeah make some beans and stew and gravy and whatever else comes to mind and you will probably still end up throwing some away.