put the pips in a bucket and pour concrete on top of them and then get on a plane in san francisco and fly towards japan and somewhere over the pacific ocean (ideally over a hurricane/tidal wave) drop the bucket and shoot a flare gun at the bucket as it's falling then use a whale horn to call all nearby whales to come and do their thing leaving the remains for the sharks
yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?