[blockquote]EDIT: Actually, I want
DR PEPPER, I love that shit but it's sooooo hard to find down here it's not funny anymore...[/blockquote]
AUSTRALIAOkay so down under, what we got?

Woah
FUCK!We've got the Motherfuckin'
Caramello Koala bitch!
Just look at that yellow wrapping, nothing makes me hungrier for caramel than fucking
YELLOW WRAPPING!Take one bite of that shit and you'll be in sweet, sticky heaven motherfucker!
I don't remember seeing a red koala down here but fuck if I care, this shit tastes too fucking good, bitch!
Vegemite!Smell that shit!
We grew up with this shit bitch and we fuckin' love it!
HOLY FUCK!
You can spread it on toast AND CRACKERS! I don't know about you but that's a motherfuckin' SWEET DEAL!
Don't be fooled by it's looks, it really DOES taste like spreadable shit!
Look at that fucking red banner on the jar! Vegemite is aborigine for DANGER!
Can
YOU handle that shit!?

ARE THESE NIGGAS IN A BAG!?
Fuck! That's un-motherfucking-believable!
Chewy fuckin' niggers all packed and ready to go!
Take it on road trips, share with your friends!
Fuck, you don't
NEED friends when you have CHICOS!
You'll chew them for ever and they'll get stuck between every fuckin' tooth mother fucker!