sarevok do you do anything but attend gw meets

aw man, shame I was unawares of this one. it was fun last time. do you have any absinthe this time?

british meets seem awesome and make the canadian meets look so gay

guys im here too dom just puked on mamamack

oh yeah mamamacks here too

Hey I think I just got home, this was all pretty cool. Let me run down how shit happens.

- catch a coach on friday
- arrive, play some SSBB, lose badly to dom
- play some guitar hero, lose badly to dom
- Sare gets worried that it is midnight and tells everyone to go to bed so we chill out in a tent and cliff tells us all that he is going to murder us for three hours until it's like 3am and everyone finally starts to hit the sack.
- wake up at 5am.
- wake up again at 6am.
- chill out until sare comes in at 7:30am and starts throwing shit at people to wake up. (sare is an angry morning person.)
- go to paintball (forget my wallet, sare pays for me.)
- kick ass, chew bubblegum, win every game except for like one, win.
- dicko walks into a tree and puts out his eye in the safe zone.
- tommy is a dick and decides to squeeze a paintball which bursts in his hand and explodes paint in his eyes and up his nose.
- i am a hero and grab a fucking heavy metal barrel and run it all the way back to my base to be told by the marshal that I am supposed to run it to the opponents base. What a fucking gyp, so I run it back to the opponents base and collapse over dead about ten foot away, but my team mate picks it up and finishes off the job. I'm still a hero.
- bruise report: 2x left nipple (purple), 1x left forearm (brown) 1x, right arm (yellow/brown), 1x Gut (Purple), 1x Right Thigh (Purple).
- Come Home, Play some more Gams.
- Sare falls asleep, give the guy a break he just got back from Canada and jumped into an 8 hour paintball session. We retire to the garden to drink all his beer without him and leave him in peace. (8pm)
- Garden party til about midnight consisting of beer and pringles. As far as I remember dicko got the record of most pringles eaten in one sitting at 16 but tommy managed to throw up 21 all over sare's garden.
- retire to the tent, bring the crate of beer with us.
- tent party til whenever
- fall asleep (the kids next door are still up and playing in their garden, this is like 1am, we were out-partied by kids but they hadn't been shot all day. I'm still a man.
- Esh gets up at 2am to go and watch the boxing, freaks out Tommy who thinks someone is breaking into the tent and starts kicking me in the head.
- wake up at like 8am. dom, Esh and Cliff head into the house to have breakfast and play some games and watch TV. Me, Dicko and Tommy grab another beer and crawl about five feet into the garden.
- Drink til about midday.
- Watch Gladiators.
- Me, dom, and Tommy head off for the Coach station. It's hot and I look like some FAT SWEATY PEDOPHILE HANGING AROUND THE TRAIN STATION. Luckily this is normal in london.
- Grab some KFC.
- Our coach was about to leave so we left dom in the middle of london for an hour on his own. I felt pretty bad about this but I was not going to miss my coach, sorry dom.

and that's kinda what happen. Cliff is INCREDIBLY RACIST and talked nonstop about murdering blacks, raping women and telling us all how he was going to kill us. He also kept saying "I will give you x money to eat a paintball." "I will give you x money to shoot yourself in the face." "I will give you x money to run naked down the street." He was not willing to do any of these things himself though.

Everyone (excluding me because i am a spoilsport) kept playing a constant game of "That's what she said." which eventually turned into cliff just saying THAT'S WHATR SHE SAID anytime anybody spoke.

britmeet over right, let's never do it again.