That job is fucking aweosme that is like the best job ever and I am not being sarcastic.

I'm a sailor but it itsn't really that wierd I don't think

duuuude holy fucking dead morgue people without eyes!  Man you have to take that job.  You have to do it.

<edit> I composed music for my teacher's bullshit homework motivator self help product or something (he quit being a teacher because he is a millionaire or something now).
this guy http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&suggon=0&safe=off&q=Noble+Learning+Systems&btnG=Search .

That is moderately weird I guess.  Nothing really quite as weird as your shit though man, yours is fucking weird.

I was selling sex toys via phone calls for 2 months.

I had an ex girlfriend who worked in the morgue area before. It's creepy, for reals. Like, she would smell really really weird. She loved it. Some people can do that, while other people can't. I think whatever you do, no matter how gross or creepy, you'll eventually get used to it and treat it like a job(If that's good or bad idk).

I personally wouldn't. She would start treating people like, they weren't people anymore.

Anywho, I think the weirdest place I've ever worked is being a road worker. It's weird because I'm just not phsyically built(very small) to pave roads and stuff.

that sounds fucked up. but if you're hurtin' for money go for it!!!

anyway, i work
its like 55 miles off the coast of where i live.

heh I have a friend who translates street names into the International Phonetic Language for shit like Garmin and various other in-car navigational systems lol. Its a pretty baked ass linguistics job that he just does on his laptop at his own pace and they pay like a quarter a word so he can make 20 dollars an hour sometimes.

I dont have a particularly weird job though. I'd like to work at a record store if I have to get a job while at school next year... though that seems like a hard job to get cause probably everyone and their mother would like to work at a record store.

duuuude holy fucking dead morgue people without eyes!  Man you have to take that job.  You have to do it.

<edit> I composed music for my teacher's bullshit homework motivator self help product or something (he quit being a teacher because he is a millionaire or something now).
this guy http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&suggon=0&safe=off&q=Noble+Learning+Systems&btnG=Search .

That is moderately weird I guess.  Nothing really quite as weird as your shit though man, yours is fucking weird.

Ordered this at the beginning of January, have contacted numberous times to inquire about when the DVDs are supposed to be shipped. They have sent e-mails 3x saying the order has been shipped. As of April 2nd still no shipment. Have taken 3 withdraws out of my account for a total of almost $200.00. I called and asked for a refund, was told it would be up to 4 days. Still no refund on day 6. They sent me a link to my e-mail to a site to ask for my refund, link does not work. BUYERS BEWARE.

Theresa
South Webster, Ohio
U.S.A.


shit couch he's a con artist



That looks awesome Esh. What exactly do you do on there?

What do they want with dead peoples' eyes, anyway?

I take it you've never heard of eye transplants before? 

As long as you realize there is a difference between a living creature and a corpse, I say grab a spoon, and start shoveling those eyes.

i used to model for british american tobacco, sort of. from 3.05 to 4.30 every weekday i had to lean against a motorcycle and look cool while smoking. it sounds fairly easy but it's really not, though the pay reflected it ($100 a day and i had to sign a waiver that i couldn't sue them for smoking related damages). doing it for like 15 minutes would be hard enough but trying to keep a cool look, especially when everynow and then kids would come up and pester you was really difficult. i only did it for 2 months which was all you were allowed to do, otherwise you hit every main school enough that people recognise you too easy.

edit: ugh that never happened. i worked at a paintball arena and at an indoor go-karting place. not too unusual

what do i do...

i'm an instrument technician, so basically i'm involved in the maintenance of the rig.

instruments are measuring/indicating/controlling devices that show the pressure, level, temperature or flow of the oil or gas in the pipeline. there are other sides do it (like from time to time i have to make up small piping skids for hydraulic oil systems etc) but thats what i mainly deal with on  a day to day basis.


thats a temperature transmitter which gives a reading of the temperature both remotely (on the instrument) and sends a signal back to the control room so they can see if it's reading correctly (and if not i go out and calibrate it).

as for getting lonely, it can be, mainly being away from your family and friends for 2 weeks at a time (i do 2 weeks out there, then come back for 2 weeks) but there's good banter on board, everyone's in the same boat, there's a crew of about 60 people. you get everything paid for, full board for food, you get your laundry done, there's a gym and TV suite and a tax-free shop on board. and yeah, they got the internet. it isn't so bad out there, the scariest part is the helicopter flight out 'cause if it ditches you are dead, no question about it. the north sea is like 6 degrees celsius all year round, so you can't stay in it long. you have to wear like a full set of overalls, ear muffs, safety boots/glasses, hard hat, the full works while you're out on the job. believe me, that's uncomfortable when you're working on hot machines on a hot day :P

anyway, i'd rather do this than spoon out the eyeballs of dead people. that shit would creep me out. i hope you've got a strong stomach, cause i don't think i could cope with messing around with dead folks. not to mention they're EYES. i'd go paranoid with DEAD PEOPLE EYES staring at me all day D:

Rofl, i can just imagine it..

*casual conversation on a date*

"so, what do you do for a living ^_^?"

"I gouge out eyes from dead people all day!"

"lol you're silly.. what do you really do? : D?"

"i'm serious...."

".... *explode*"

Rofl, i can just imagine it..

*casual conversation on a date*

"so, what do you do for a living ^_^?"

"I gouge out eyes from dead people all day!"

"lol you're silly.. what do you really do? : D?"

"i'm serious...."

".... *explode*"

It would be even better if he's not referring to his job.