Wow, so many replies. So many personalities! This is coming back home, truly. I do appreciate all the love and attention, and especially the fear of my perversion, thank you very much Carius. I am one of Stephen Fry's greatest fans, if you know what I mean.

As for the random reference to me being cool because I'm a former mod, my advice to offer to all encountering me in that style of adoration is to proceed with noob-like caution, as fanaticism will earn you nothing but a bruised posterior and the inability to walk straight. Mind, one person did ask if I was a furry. Funny they should ask, seeing as I am a fan of the evil things. Always have been.

Its great to see Dragonslayer and Summoner still around. I extend the warmest salutations and forceful man hugs to them.

Now, one or more of you did mention the posting of smut... I would normally not even be shy about that, but there are rules where I am stationed and possibly on these forums which will make it difficult. Still, we'll see what I can do in November when I have a hotel room for a little R & R and I am not too busy trying to get every living thing in sight into said hotel room with me.

Last but certainly not least, I am proud to say I have hit manhood and surpassed it to *manliness* to pass the time. I was a complete dweeb, and now I smoke, drink and pursue a particular category of loose relationships. Yes, all at once. Its known as multi-tasking.

So are you a furry?

Oh, am I an anthropomorphic? Why, I fancy myself as one. A lion, perhaps. Why do you ask? Are you looking for something to cuddle? Am I pushing the right button for you, my friend?

My fursona is an apache helicopter that flies over a broken case of Street Fighter: The Movie, wanna make out?? (or as we call it furout...heh...)

SIR!!! Man it has been some time.

My fursona is an apache helicopter that flies over a broken case of Street Fighter: The Movie, wanna make out?? (or as we call it furout...heh...)

P-please... no... make it stop! Ahhahahahahhh! Can't stop laughing... Seriously, the whole Internet Cafe stared at me like I've gone mad. They should know better, surely they know I am mad by that look in my eyes.

Howdiddlyhodiroony, Jeff. Some time, yes. Some waffles? Please.

It only bothers me because there isn't a policy that weeds out people who like to tell annoying gay jokes endlessly for eight hours while on guard duty, and not rightfully accuse said person of being a closed-minded bigot. It seems I can't even tell that I at the very least don't condone homosexuality without being targeted by immature sociopaths who monger rumors and could threaten my job.

Haha Sir! You old loser! I never thought you'd make it back. Though I guess they all do eventually if only for a little while.

Hey, Shinan! Fancy that, you're still here. This return might just be permanent.

A friend of mine is sending me a copy of RPG Maker XP and some MIDI composing software in the mail. I foresee the coming year of boredom while deployed becoming a project.

... Personally, I don't like any of the candidates. I never chose them. As for fellow soldiers, they might be voting for a kitten for all I know.

Now, one or more of you did mention the posting of smut... I would normally not even be shy about that, but there are rules.... on these forums

Nope. Just put a disclaimer in the topic title or in the hide tags and you are good to go.

And wb~

Nope. Just put a disclaimer in the topic title or in the hide tags and you are good to go.

And wb~

Praise the heathen Gods. You can expect my latest slash story to premiere in November. Now, if my girlfriend will only send the MIDI software and a copy of some version or other of RPGMaker, I can blow time making a game to show of in September '09. That should keep me somewhat saner than now.

For the single reason your name is Sir I have been using an English accent when reading your posts. Not a very good one either as the New Zealand accent is pretty awful in general. Welcome back though.. Will you be making a "Bored in Iraq" game instead of the typical rap video?

Typical rap video? Can you imagine some one trained to use a Northland British accent rapping? You ask yourself if they resemble a hare. As for the game in question, it will be inspired by the foibles, follies and ultimate reality of military service. Most people who have served or know people who have served will get it right off the bat. Others may need to squint through the parodies and metaphors. It won't be a totally serious game, but it will have morals and possibly a dark side. I've ever been the avid reader and writer, and in due time I intend to outline after I've fallen back into the easier to digest community of GamingW, where my insolent pride is permitted to flourish, where as others, it is not.

As for the New Zealand accent, its not so bad to me. Frankly, I can't even figure it out. But once you've grown up around people with the dread "redneck" accent, anything else is far better.