ahahahaha no way. YEAH FUCK...INCREDIBLE CONVENIENCE.

christ at least shep's trying to play like he was joking.

good to see you're still ridiculous and considering hitting a button too much of a hassle where as a five block walk into Crackton is a-okay and healthy. what happens when your car breaks down on rural route nine and the nearest gas station is five miles thataway and oh look its starting to rain? WELL AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T SPEND YOUR MONEY ON A PHONE.

and for those of you curious, no link has been found between brain tumors and cellphone usage. oddly enough some constant cellphone users were LESS likely to develop brain cancer in a few studies. that doesn't mean there might not be a risk but yeah there's no study so far that has confirmed the initial tests they ran on some rats.

ironically shit like texting and those fancy doodads actually reduce the time most cellphone users would spend with the phone up to their head so YES ENJOY YOUR BRAIN TUMOR *gets lost in the woods trying to find a payphone, exeunt pursued by a bear*

well what you didn't consider is i have no social life and have never left my apartment for more than block one way so I'll never be more than a few blocks from a payphone. owned? yea i thought so. you laugh at me because I'm a luddite I laugh at you because you're all the same.

I didn't really like cellphones either but they are a necessity if you're out of town alot or you actually DO SHIT!

I'm not saying you're a loser or anything because all I do right now is sit on my ass and I hardly use my phone because I've got no one to call but I'm pretty glad I do have it when I actually do use it and its alot better just paying for a cell phone then getting a landline to your house.

Let's argue for days about this.

*fight stance*

FUCKING HAVE AT YOU

christ at least shep's trying to play like he was joking.

because I actually wasn't?

yeah its not like you take completely unreasonable positions apropos of nothing on insignificant matters with a consistency and zeal normally reserved for life and death matters.

wait.

that's EXACTLY what it's like!

Pidgeotto thank you for being the solitary beacon of truth and justice here in my gamingworlds. 

But actually, YES I would opt to walk ten miles in the rain or through the ghetto to reach a payphone during the one or two instances per YEAR that might car might actually break down due to some unforeseeable circumstance.  I've got better things to do with $50-$200 per month than waste it on some stupid insurance policy that'll keep me from putting one front in front of the other through those horribly dangerous black neighborhoods that are so needlessly scattered through our pristine suburban AMERITOPIA.

Seriously dude what Nokia pamphlet are you reciting this shit from?  WHAT IF AS SOON AS YOU STEP FROM THE SANCTIFIED SECURITY OF YOUR AUTOMOBILE RABIES-INFESTED UNICORNS APPEAR FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND FLY UP YOUR ASS???  BET YOU'LL WANT UR CELLPHONE THEN, PHILISTINE........

If not just for that then the sheer CONVINIENCE of it

If I go out of state or ANYWHERE really I don't want to walk around aimlessly looking for payphones or asking total strangers to borrow their cellphones because I was too cheap to pay 50-80$ for a decent plan.

ah yes steels afraid of black folk good call thats why I wouldn't want to walk to the ghetto in the middle of the night. fyi isnt it more racist to assume crackton is full of black people bled...maybe it's a jewish ghetto named crackton...

no stupid it's so much more fucking convenient in every aspect of life to be reachable. I was able to tell my entire extended family I had cancer within an hour because I had a cellphone and access to the hospital phone and guess what all their numbers were in my cellphone so I don't have to carry a fucking list of names and numbers whereever I go JUST IN CASE. yesterday the place we were going to meet at for my party was closed but because everyone had cellphones we all just called each other and moved to a different place (considering people were late, had we just waited outside like you'd probably advocate, it would have gotten dark in front a street that just had three robberies in the past month and we probably would have said FUCK IT HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOW and left some people behind). I can call sredni to look up the price or a review of something online before I buy it in the store. my girlfriend could call me on the cell instead of the landline at two in the morning so she didn't wake up my three roommates and say "I'm outside, let me in so we can fuck."

you goddam luddite cellphones are insanely convenient if you aren't a shutin. do you think the only time someone should be accessible is in an emergency like MY CAR CRASHED or HELP 911? some of us like having, you know, lives.

I can't believe you're trying to push a massive cellphone conspiracy as the only reason anyone would want to be accessible to friends and families for non-emergency. the majority of people posting here aren't teeny boppers chatting away in the car, they're people who don't want to hang around a landline all day when they're expecting a call and would rather go out to eat, have the phone ring, answer it and say "hey yeah? oh okay dude 6:30? see you then."

and then you just keep harping on this one fucking example of CAR ACCIDENT. doctors, lawyers, psychiatrists, officers, judges, magistrates, businessmen, all need to be accessible by certain people constantly. and on GW, we have people with sick parents and grandparents, siblings and relatives. I had a seizure in my mom's car once; because she had a cellphone she was able to call the doctor and tell him not to leave at 4:45. he normally leaves at five, and no bled we were not five minutes away from a payphone. people have all kinds of emergencies, whether it's as minor as missing the bus so you call ahead and say you'll probably miss dinner but don't worry (some of us like to do this, it's called decency) or as severe as a sudden unexpected seizure with your only son's life potentially hanging in the balance.

this is just the most unbelievably stupid line of thought. how can you argue that a cellphone which can put you in contact with emergency personnel in minutes is unnecessary? are you one of those people who bitches when someone buys a dvd because UGH...ENTERTAINMENT? REALLY?

FUCK CONVENIENCE. IN AN EMERGENCY I EXPECT YOU TO PULL A NAVY SEAL AND CARRY YOUR 170 POUND CHILD TO THE NEAREST PAYPHONE AND SEARCH FOR CHANGE.

a cellphone saved my life, got me second opinions, got my mom her relatives and friends, and has been nothing but massively convenient for me and my social and medical life. and you want me to walk to a fucking payphone? I can't believe this horseshit.

why do you get so angry about someone's opinion on cellphones. why do you get offended enough to write a huge post. you see, you are gw's angriest man.

also i have a 15 dollar prepaid cellphone. i hate the gimmicky shit that newer cellphones have

and please don't embarass yourself with this YOUVE FALLEN FOR THE CORPORATE GAME bullshit. Joe was devouring Debord while you were still posting "FUCK YOUR BUSH THAT YOU JUSTIFY SENSELESS KILLING WITH".

I'm not saying he or I is infallible but for fuck's sake give us a little credit to know the difference between corporate pandering and actual techonological advances.

why do you get so angry about someone's opinion on cellphones. why do you get offended enough to write a huge post. you see, you are gw's angriest man.

yeah I got better things to do like what exactly? I've got TWO WORKING FINGERS on both hands, I can barely hold books without wincing in pain. I can't even sign my name on check deposits. bitching at some stupid idiot who wants to argue for primitivist bullshit is one of the only things I've got!

gotta tell you rey kiko this HEH CHILLAX I DID SHROOMS attitude is the most boring shit ever.

yeah its not like you take completely unreasonable positions apropos of nothing on insignificant matters with a consistency and zeal normally reserved for life and death matters.

wait.

that's EXACTLY what it's like!

It is actually more like taking pleasure in being an exhilaration of human's emotions detached from a world of reason that is motorized by human's nature to overrate all sorts of stuff, both materialistic and symbolical.

yeah sometimes 50$ is even alot for a plan though its just that my cellphone company has been sticking its ten-inch cock up my ass, monthly for the last two years and I don't even use half of the minutes I've got.

Funny, this would bother me into canceling and getting another plan if I wasn't such the RAGING HOMOSEXUAL, huh aztec ?

gotta tell you rey kiko this HEH CHILLAX I DID SHROOMS attitude is the most boring shit ever.

I kinda like it...

keep on, keepin on marmot .ll..

I'm pretty fuckin gay for cellphones. seriously our whole childhood was full of JETPACK FLYING CAR FLOATING CITIES and we actually have kickass future technology where in a device smaller than your hand you can call a dude in thailand while listening to dj shadow and watching a youtube of a cat eating spaghetti and then take a picture of a funny sign at a hipster joint that says WE RAN OUT OF PBR and then you can have conversations using basically the equivalent of those Star Trek badges in the form of bluetooth.

and you stupids want to argue against it because of some percieved corporate game instead of kickass technological advancements.

“I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my iphone and calls my mom and says I'll be late for tacos this tuesday on account of being dead.” ~che guevara

and please don't embarass yourself with this YOUVE FALLEN FOR THE CORPORATE GAME bullshit. Joe was devouring Debord while you were still posting "FUCK YOUR BUSH THAT YOU JUSTIFY SENSELESS KILLING WITH".

I'm not saying he or I is infallible but for fuck's sake give us a little credit to know the difference between corporate pandering and actual techonological advances.

yeah I got better things to do like what exactly? I've got TWO WORKING FINGERS on both hands, I can barely hold books without wincing in pain. I can't even sign my name on check deposits. bitching at some stupid idiot who wants to argue for primitivist bullshit is one of the only things I've got!

gotta tell you rey kiko this HEH CHILLAX I DID SHROOMS attitude is the most boring shit ever.

why would you type a lot if you have four working fingers. especially about someone who dislikes phones. stormfront.org is better to get angry at

anyway if you ever murder a politican or start a guerrilla cell you should stop using the internet or cellhpones. people can track you through those

bled did you assassinate a politician

* Mark plays with his dick

 

yes lets avoid the fact that for the past month you think eating a bunch of shrooms and falling into some stupid hippie bullshit about WE ARE ALL ONE is a unique or even worthwhile perspective and point out the fact that I type a lot of words instead (fyi guy guess how much effort it takes to push keys on a keyboard versus idk LIFTING WEIGHTS or whatever the fuck you want to imply I should do seeing as how I just said I can barely hold open books).

whats up with that bill hicks he totally railed shrooms all the time but his comedy, so angry. here lemme introduce you to a guy named carrot top, hes friendly and he does...IMITATIONS! hey where are you guys going we're all one...

and cool lets let someone argue some dumb shit about NO YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC I'M THE SUPERIOR FOR BEING A LUDDITE (you called us this once because we said your engineering career would be soulless) on a site where we can post with a freedom of exchange and instead go to stormfront and break our heads open on a brickwall.

has that kind of stupid absolutist thinking ever worked? do you go to the suicidal people and hold up pictures of phnom phen and say YOU THINK YOU HAD IT ROUGH??? do you not see the point of discourse sustained on mild disagreement as opposed to going into a racist website and trying to convince people who shoot at lifesize printouts of barack obama for fun that affirmative action is a good thing?