I got hit by a car once. It was very painful.
I got my license around a year ago. This one time when I still had a permit, some asshole cut in front of me without turning on his/her blinker. Seeing as how this was close to my first time driving, I ran into the curb and blew out one of my wheels. It's all good, though. I think. We had to use a shitty spare tire and now the car always insists that something is wrong with it.