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Whoa dude Ryan warned me for my birthday... Ryan, didn't you know the rule that you're immune to warns during your birthday... what kind of mod are you, anyway

Also thanks guys
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happy b-day s-luv. also yeah, i've had 3 kidney stones. they suck!!!! in the beginning it feels like there is a needle sticking through your lower back, but the pain gradually slides down until it gets to your dong. you don't see it when you pee it out  because they're so small, but it feels like your dick is getting ripped open every time you pee. have fun.

Man, you are a true soldier... 3 kidney stones. I don't think I can handle another one dude. I got the pain really bad, like Pac Man or some shit was eating away my insides and I could do nothing about it. I didn't even know what it was so I held out for like 15 minutes before getting my ass to the hospital where I had to wait 2 HOURS to see a doc, man. I looked crazy as hell in the waiting room cuz I kept squirming and flailing around and shit.

The doc injected some painkiller into me and that helped. I'm still on painkillers right now. I'm nervous as hell when I pee now, man. Do I know when it's going to come out before it comes out? Like is there any signs? Or does it just happen? Is there anything I can do or take to help ease the pain? I have a fear of peeing out a razorblade.

This is the fricking worst
Last Edit: September 06, 2008, 04:12:11 pm by Strangeluv
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Also how in the freak did you get that 3 times

Aren't we just like one year apart? I thought only adults get kidney stones also (I guess this means we're real men heh) so you got 3 kidney stones in the span of like what, 2 or 3 years?
Last Edit: September 06, 2008, 05:20:43 pm by Strangeluv
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yeah not to derail or anything (happfy burthday strangeluv) but how the hell did you get 3 at such a young age chef (chef is 10 yaer old i heard)?

are you eating bars of calcium for dinner???
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Yeah this isnt derailing. This topic is about kidney stones
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happy birthday kidney stones
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Birthday. Happy. Kidney stones. *pat pat*

You're awesomesauce, Strangeluv.
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i hear kidney stones are pretty not pleasant i hope i do not get any ever
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happy birthday, again
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Man, this is going to be the worst birthday. I have fucking kidney stones. Has anyone here ever had kidney stones

Serves you right.  Fuck you strangeluv.
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Happy birthday man have a good one!

Also liman happy birthday you monkey!
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happy anniversary for your mortal life strangeluv
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Happy birthday kids.  You guys are starting to make me feel old.
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Happy birthday buddy!

Also, I had a kidney stone before, and holy shit they aren't pleasant. I could barely walk. You aren't going to notice anything when you go to the bathroom, but that's what I did and I felt much better after.
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Am I fashionably late? Happy Birthday! I'll try and see if I can get you the rest of the day off modding.



EDIT: it didnt go over so well, demodded. oh well.


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Someone told me you would feel lots of pain with those :x I'm a lil worried since all I drink now is stuff that could give me those, anyways happy birthday :3
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Happy birthday Strangeluv!
Have a happy birthday!
I kid(ney stone) you not!

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(lets make kidney stone humor)
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All the women will want Strangeluv's stones.
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Someone told me you would feel lots of pain with those :x I'm a lil worried since all I drink now is stuff that could give me those, anyways happy birthday :3

Happy birthday Pilla

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