[SCIENCE] Large Hadron Collider: Atom Collision at Speed of Light to Discover the Building Blocks of UNIVERSE!

[SCIENCE] Large Hadron Collider: Atom Collision at Speed of Light to Discover the Building Blocks of UNIVERSE! (Read 5891 times)

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Sapsuker

#41 September 14, 2008, 02:55:50 pm

*peck*
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collisions like this have happened 10^31 times already.

seriously

10000000000000000000000000000000 times this experiment has been repeated because of cosmic radiation

it looks like everything still exists. so????

basically yeah people who say "LOL THE WORLD'S GONNA END SCIENCE KILLED US ALL" are just a bunch of asses who want to sound like they know shit. these people feel good about themselves for thinking they know everything now because science is going to kill us all. they don't. i hate those fucking people

anyways i am pumped about the results of this thing. it's spectacular to think about how physicists have been coming up with all these goddamned THEORIES and none of it has been proved, ever. with the LHC there's a chance some of these theories will actually become facts. or scientists could all be wrong. again. like that time when we thought that everything orbited around the earth, remember? hahahaha. man we were so wrong.

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Wash Cycle

#42 September 14, 2008, 03:36:48 pm

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well the results of major experiments like this more often prove everyone wrong than they prove everyone right so thats what I'm expectin out of the whole thing honestly

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Farren

#43 September 14, 2008, 03:40:24 pm

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ahahaha this is crazy

I hope it turns into some massive innovation like when we discovered electricity

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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dada

#44 September 14, 2008, 03:46:10 pm

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An explanation of just how amazing this machine is and how it works:

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Farren

#45 September 14, 2008, 03:53:56 pm

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I don't know anything about physics or whatever this is but what if when the atoms collide the hydrogen atoms are split and blow up like a hydrogen bomb, is that possible?

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Rajew

#46 September 14, 2008, 04:04:05 pm

god damn it man-o-war god damn it
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Quote from: Ax_Dude on September 14, 2008, 09:35:19 am

I laughed at this picture, For months i have been ranting about this thing and how the world will end to my co-workers. None of them believed me.

They were all "Large Hadron what?"

Then i FINALLY get a picture that can expell all doubt that this thing would cause the end of the world
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You know this is really a lot less interesting when there is no chance of everything being destroyed. Come on guys just play along with the hype.

SHIT WE GONNA DIE!!!

don't mind me, just postin' after a few brewskies

Quote from: Brent Murray on December 25, 2009, 07:15:11 am

somebody’s Barkley --- could be another’s Monopolo.

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goldenratio

#47 September 14, 2008, 04:30:26 pm

now das fresh
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god is gonna be pissed about this

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Shepperd

#48 September 14, 2008, 04:47:50 pm

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seems like I have to repeat:

they got HACKED

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goldenratio

#49 September 14, 2008, 05:06:42 pm

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thats because the areas of the LHC that collect the data from collisions are connected to numerous universities, to assist in gathering/processing all the data. if someone wants to "steal" this data, well, go right ahead. either you cant do anything with it or you will process it thereby helping the cause.

its not like the parts of the LHC that control acceleration and all that stuff are connected to the internet. just the data collection sections. big fucking deal.

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Death Gulp

#50 September 14, 2008, 05:22:25 pm

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I thought everyone knew of this.. by now at least.

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Shepperd

#51 September 14, 2008, 05:39:02 pm

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Quote from: goldenratio on September 14, 2008, 05:06:42 pm

thats because the areas of the LHC that collect the data from collisions are connected to numerous universities, to assist in gathering/processing all the data. if someone wants to "steal" this data, well, go right ahead. either you cant do anything with it or you will process it thereby helping the cause.

its not like the parts of the LHC that control acceleration and all that stuff are connected to the internet. just the data collection sections. big fucking deal.

The hackers were one step away from the control system

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Pulits

#52 September 14, 2008, 07:08:57 pm

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Is it me or I think this is one of the most important experiments in humans lifespan? After all, these are the guys who brought antimatter to us. The whole purpose of the experiment, which is the energy-to-mass transition under controlled paramters is outstanding, these guys have got balls.

"I think EVERYONE here on GW has to have cranked one out over Pulits or Trujin before. How's it feel, guys?" - Christophomicus <--Feels great, btw.

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#53 September 14, 2008, 07:11:50 pm

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soemone find a source or article about this hacking stuff.

brian chemicals

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goldenratio

#54 September 14, 2008, 07:38:56 pm

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http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-10040525-83.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-20
http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/09/12/1657211&from=rss
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/09/12/scicern212.xml
http://www.engadget.com/2008/09/12/hackers-hit-lhc-computer-system-deemed-scary-experience/
http://www.dailybuzzz.com/tag/hackers-lhc
http://rparmanik.blogspot.com/2008/09/lhc-hack-saved-world.html
http://gizmodo.com/5049331/hackers-hit-lhc-sorta-maybe-came-close-to-actual-damage

Last Edit: September 14, 2008, 07:40:33 pm by goldenratio

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Shepperd

#55 September 14, 2008, 08:23:24 pm

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Quote from: Pidgeotto221 on September 14, 2008, 07:11:50 pm

soemone find a source or article about this hacking stuff.

you cant find it yourself??

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#56 September 14, 2008, 11:42:48 pm

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seeing as how it takes me significant effort to type because I can't use either of my hands fully and its way more useful to post what the fuck you're talking about instead of forcing every single member to google it, yeah.

brian chemicals

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big ass skelly

#57 September 14, 2008, 11:51:19 pm

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Quote from: DJ Soup on September 14, 2008, 05:39:02 pm

The hackers were one step away from the control system

I read that they were one megakernel manual override transmission from causing what scientists are calling a "Nasty Blackholey Apocalypse"

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Shepperd

#58 September 15, 2008, 12:33:48 am

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what Mark, I don't understand what you just said. Are you making a joke?

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datamanc3r

#59 September 15, 2008, 01:29:16 am

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Quote from: Wash Cycle on September 14, 2008, 04:09:37 am

yeah nothing with mass can reach the speed of light because what do you think e=mc2 means? if a particle has mass it would take an infinite amount of energy to actually reach the speed of light. butttttt light has properties of both particles and waves holy mindfuck

It's not at the speed of light, but it's pretty damn near it. The reason why it takes infinite energy to go at the speed of light is because you gain mass as you gain speed. You need even more energy to push that growing mass.

By the time these particles collide, they have the mass of fricking TRAINS. That is COOL.

EDIT: Greek h4x ftw! Imagine what would happen if they demanded a ransom?

"Hey guys give us all the money you have otherwise we will blow up the fucking WORLD"

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Mince Wobley

#60 September 15, 2008, 01:46:02 am

None of them knew they were robots.
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Hmm so increasing the speed increases the amount of matter of an object, interesting

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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