good god man you have VHS MOVIES of shit that came out not that long ago what the hell.

dvd's are really rare in europe man. vhs still dominates the market here.

nah man ive been to countries like

zcheck
ukraine
kviteruss (white russia? not sure what the english name is)
mongolia
france
zletosvak
georgia

and they didnt have dvd's either so...

but UK is pretty much equal to USA so no wonder u got dvd's there

zcheck is the check republic or however its written

i have no idea whatsoever what zletosvak could possibly be in english

im sorry but i dont own a map so even if someone gave one to me i'd have no idea where anything is

yeah that sounds right


i had/have a major learning disability so i never really learned to spell complex words

you know that feeling when you get a girl to go with you home, right? and you take off her bra, and she seems really fucking well-developed when she has it on, but once she drops it, you realise her tits are hanging like the hanging gardens, right?

that's what mongolia was like. seemed pretty damned good, but the tits looked a lot better when presented with clothes than actually seeing them as they are.



edit: i am drunk and semi-bitter atm so my opinion might be ruined

ask me again tomorrow for non-drunk/non-bitter opinion