I actually like one of his movies too (Heart of America, it was alright. Not great, but alright.), but the FPS genre has moved beyond JUNGLES and WALK FORWARD AND SHOOT IN TUNNELS. I mean, sure, you have a lot of games that are still like that, but then again we have a lot of platformers that are still overly generic platforming that could have probably passed for a 2D NES platformer.

Yeah and movies have moved beyond retarded dialogue, shitty pacing, nonsensical storylines, random plot devices, poorly cut action scenes with out of place effects, etc. How is making a bad game so much worse than making a bunch of bad movies.

have you ever noticed how the only people who attack/hate/care about uwe boll are disgusting loser nerds? we've got to rally to protect the sanctity of video game movies!!

It looks incredibly...average. If this game didn't have Uwe Boll on it, you wouldn't even LOOK at it (let alone play it). I couldn't really care less about it either way.

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lol, half life BREAK THE MOLD? good one, it is known as a great game, not an original game by ANY means

It was the first FPS to have a modern level design (both of them), modern characters with moving mouths (HL1, and yes this was MIND BLOWING for the time), modern characters with accurate faces that showed emotion (HL2), a story that wasn't basic as shit (both of them) with characters that were actually different and ground breaking giving the style of story (Dr. Breen, for example, is not your standard BIG BROTHER character, even though he seems that way at the start, G-Man, etc), it was the first FPS to have physics the player could actually affect in puzzles or use to kill enemies (gravity gun, picking up objects and throwing them ALSO revolutionary for the time), and I could keep listing stuff for like another 15 sentences.

Like sure it probably looks average now but pretty much everything in it was revolutionary for the time that it was made. It single handedly redefined the genre when it came out.

This doesn't really have that.

Also @Psyburn's quote:
You don't need heaping stacks of money to be non-generic, just heaping stacks of money to have good graphics.

Also @Psyburn's quote:
You don't need heaping stacks of money to be non-generic, just heaping stacks of money to have good graphics.

Ok dude I don't think you can tell me any recent low budget first personal shooters that aren't those shitty hl2 mods you like

Counterstrike. (made by two people for original release, Valve getting them just made updates quicker, never updated graphics or anything.)

Portal. (had 2 voice actors, most of the same graphics, and was made on a small budget by a small team. One of the best games on the orange box that overshadowed all the others in reviews, so yea.)

Yeah but the thing about Portal is that they've made shitload of games in the past so they know what they're doing!

Portal was mostly made by college students who had 1 project in the past, Narbacular Drop, a decent VERY (read: none) low budget made by a couple of kids for a videogame design class. They never had a team bigger than 10 people working on it (Portal), so!

Really was made by a bunch of people who had little experience at what they were doing.

But it's an example that you don't need UBER STACKS OF MONEY to be original and good, since the graphics in Portal are rather subpar for their time. You just need $ if you want to be CUTTING EDGE.

have you ever noticed how the only people who attack/hate/care about uwe boll are disgusting loser nerds?

that's because no one else knows who uwe boll is

I don't see how that'd be any good Boulvae.

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uwe boll rules. this is gonna rule.

Ok dude I don't think you can tell me any recent low budget first personal shooters that aren't those shitty hl2 mods you like

bakley......bakel.....y

Uwe Boll movies are actually really entertaining. the guy needs to learn how to make his action sequences as good as his other shit though because the choreography is so boring I know quite a few people who turn the movie off just because they are too fucking bored.

in a scene in In the Name of the King, Jason Statham finds his dead son and my friend and I both started cracking up because his face of mourning resulted in him knotting his forehead and the knot was HUGE. it was like the size of my fist. it was great because without any communication we were the only two laughing at the same thing.

if you watch his films completely aware they are trolls, they are great fun.

There was a rumour going around that the knot was CGI edited in in post production by Boll because he thought Statham didn't evoke enough emotion in the scene.

If it was any other director I would think this would be completely ridiculous but with Boll...I don't know, it almost seems plausible...

i sincerely hope you're kidding

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Flukeman?

There was a rumour going around that the knot was CGI edited in in post production by Boll because he thought Statham didn't evoke enough emotion in the scene.

If it was any other director I would think this would be completely ridiculous but with Boll...I don't know, it almost seems plausible...

you're full of shit.

seriously are you joking.

if not HOLY SHIT.