Movin on up (yeah movin on up) To the east side

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ThugTears666

#41 September 25, 2008, 07:23:27 pm

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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hahah steel

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headphonics

#42 September 25, 2008, 07:57:15 pm

sea of vodka
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gr you probably get pretty fed up with all the DATING A MILF jokes but i don't think any of us actually think it's weird/dumb. i think it is cool i guess, though tbh i'm pretty surprised that a 40+ year old woman and a 22 year old guy like you would even find much to talk about. i can see why you would just regret telling us tho since every time it comes up people just run it into the ground for the next like 20 posts (my.... myself included....).

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goldenratio

#43 September 25, 2008, 10:53:07 pm

now das fresh
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if everyone ended their posts with "nah its cool you have someone gr just messin" then i wouldnt feel so defensive or whatever because yeah even though its INTERNET it still feels bad when everyone is just doggin on your girl. believe me this relationship is hard enough as it is i dont need everyone reminding me that she's older (o damn i forgot lol).

but, she is the type that will TALK FOREVER ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. we obviously dont talk about things like "hey remember back when..." we just talk more about stuff thats happening in the world or our lives. shes somewhat immature for a 40 year old and im fairly mature for a 23 year old so it kind of balances in the middle. believe me im surprised when i offer her advice and she takes it! and it works! and she remembers it! there's still a few tidbits o' my wisdom that she uses every day, and I find that pretty cool!

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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baseball19225

#44 September 26, 2008, 01:16:38 am

Paranoid Android.
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for the record i think youre a player but also a Fucked Up* one

*stole this expression from bort

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Barack Obama

#45 September 26, 2008, 09:00:54 am

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Quote from: goldenratio on September 25, 2008, 02:30:51 am

today was actually her birthday shes 43
well she's not wrinkly so if you're comfortable with inaccurate jokes then

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Barack Obama

#46 September 26, 2008, 09:01:46 am

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Quote from: goldenratio on September 25, 2008, 10:53:07 pm

if everyone ended their posts with "nah its cool you have someone gr just messin" then i wouldnt feel so defensive or whatever because yeah even though its INTERNET it still feels bad when everyone is just doggin on your girl. believe me this relationship is hard enough as it is i dont need everyone reminding me that she's older (o damn i forgot lol).

but, she is the type that will TALK FOREVER ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. we obviously dont talk about things like "hey remember back when..." we just talk more about stuff thats happening in the world or our lives. shes somewhat immature for a 40 year old and im fairly mature for a 23 year old so it kind of balances in the middle. believe me im surprised when i offer her advice and she takes it! and it works! and she remembers it! there's still a few tidbits o' my wisdom that she uses every day, and I find that pretty cool!

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ThugTears666

#47 September 26, 2008, 09:09:13 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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has she met your parents?

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goldenratio

#48 September 28, 2008, 01:36:09 am

now das fresh
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i moved in!!! im all moved in!!!

im using someone else's wireless because i havent set up my cable yet!!!

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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Ryan

#49 September 28, 2008, 04:09:07 pm

thx ds k?
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is she a freak in da sheets

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#50 September 28, 2008, 05:01:34 pm

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is she a black mammy. sort of like a friednly aunt jemima. suck;e a black titty.

brian chemicals

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#51 September 28, 2008, 05:02:34 pm

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Quote from: headphonics on September 25, 2008, 07:57:15 pm

gr you probably get pretty fed up with all the DATING A MILF jokes but i don't think any of us actually think it's weird/dumb. i think it is cool i guess, though tbh i'm pretty surprised that a 40+ year old woman and a 22 year old guy like you would even find much to talk about. i can see why you would just regret telling us tho since every time it comes up people just run it into the ground for the next like 20 posts (my.... myself included....).

FUCK YOU EVERY DAY I STRAP A 12 Y. OLD GIRL TO MY DICK AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER, THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY THINGS, ITS TASTE??? AMBROSIA.

brian chemicals

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Carrion Crow

#52 September 28, 2008, 05:39:01 pm

I need to watch things die
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what?

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baseball19225

#53 September 29, 2008, 12:47:26 am

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Quote from: Bakafura on September 26, 2008, 09:09:13 am

has she met your parents?

she is his parent

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Dale Gobbler

#54 September 29, 2008, 01:30:16 am

Meh.
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wtf steel.

m
o hap

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#55 September 29, 2008, 01:42:16 am

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look if the vagina you see every day isnt bald as hell you're doing it wrong.

unless you're velfarre who is a little...hirsute, shall we say???

brian chemicals

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Farren

#56 September 29, 2008, 01:50:25 am

I fear and I tremble
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you are one merciless son of a bitch

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#57 September 29, 2008, 01:52:11 am

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merciless to your underage daughter's vagina, maybe.

look im just gonna eat out this fifteen year old while you guys post in this thread.

and by "eat out this fifteen year old" i mean masturbate to tina fey pictures.

brian chemicals

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Ryan

#58 September 29, 2008, 03:21:29 am

thx ds k?
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good luck tingly hands

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#59 September 29, 2008, 02:25:43 pm

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heh...feels just like someone else is doin it.

also gr you know about 50% of the reason people tease you is because you lose your shit instead of stayin chill? I don't think anyone is seriously grossed out or confused but it's a very lmao circumstance for us to consider because I never pictured you for a MILF hunter.

dose she look like Tina Fey???j/k

brian chemicals

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goldenratio

#60 September 29, 2008, 04:07:41 pm

now das fresh
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i havent lost my shit once in this topic! in fact, i havent lost my shit in a long time (technically i never have it just seems like i do).

i didnt think i was a milf hunter either but now that ive had one, i keep lookin at all the others...

yes coulombs are "germaine", did you learn that word at talk like a dick school?

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