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ALRIGHT GUYS HERE IS THE SET UP FOR THE FIRST ROUNDS


ARE YOU READY!!!!!!!!



Harry Manback vs Adeline
Jumar vs P-Tizzle
Omcifer vs Doktormartini
Fatty vs Couch
Lars vs Ase
Afura vs Strangeluv
Masamune vs biggles
Doppleganger vs Bravo



Now obviously each winner of their round goes onto the next and the person who loses doesn't!

Quarter Finals timetable

Round 1: DOPPLEGANGER VS COUCH
Round 2: OMCIFER VS ADELINE
Round 3: ASE VS BIGGLES
Round 4: PTIZZLE VS STRANGELUV

Round 1 winner: Doppleganger
Round 2 winner: Omcifer
Round 3 winner: Strangeluv
Round 4 winner: Biggles

SEMI FINALS

Biggles vs Strangeluv
DoppleGanger vs Omcifer

HOW ARE THEY BEING JUDGED ON THEIR RHYMING PROWESS???[/center]


At first the topic will be only for the two competitors to post in until the battle is over then it will be opened for the public to post in. If you interrupt the competition and post during a battle I will give you a major warn and delete your post. Each competitor gets two rhymes each, one to start and one to respond.


Each topic will have a poll in which members of the public will judge according to the following points who is better than the other.


HERES HOW YOU JUDGE WHO IS THE BEST GUYS


#1: Originality of Rhymes and Jones, no one wants to read someone talking about how much cash and bling they have and how the fucked the other persons mom, that is boring.  

#2: How well is the rhyme written? Read it out loud and see if it flows, if it doesn't sound right the person obviously isn't that great.

#3: How hard are the disses? Is their an obvious winner?

#4: Who says the wittiest or funniest stuff? Was it hilarious? How good were his puns or metaphors?


*EACH COMPETITOR HAS A WEEK TO POST IN THEIR TOPIC OTHERWISE THEY ARE DISQUALIFIED, I WILL PM EACH COMPETITOR A DAY IN ADVANCE TO WARN THEM THAT THEIR ROUND IS COMING UP

**Harry manback and Adeline are first, I'm going to PM them both tonight and then post the round the following day. [/center]


ARE YOU READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GET IT ON!








Last Edit: January 03, 2009, 05:54:34 am by Afura
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THis is going to be a hard battle, I might have to channel the ghosts of rap's past to help me
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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no but seriously I'm probably going to just smoke a blunt and type out the first thing that comes to mind
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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little did he realise... im tupac 2.0...
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flabby fattys gonna be lyin the standard number deep, if my buddies follow me.
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also, I'm willing to do this in audio if basebitch6969696969669 agrees
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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flabby fattys gonna be lyin the standard number deep, if my buddies follow me.
I am sad that I must face you of all people, seeing a person that I admire getting whooped by my own hands makes me v. sad.



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Last Edit: September 26, 2008, 03:51:24 pm by slack
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First round will be posted tonight.
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Are we allowed to use pictures?
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where do we post our raps?  In this thread?
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well dok, maybe if yo had eaten you rcarrots you would see it at the top you malnourished freak child
DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES  THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
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the only thing disappointing is that this isn't actually recorded. i'd kill to hear that.
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well dok, maybe if yo had eaten you rcarrots you would see it at the top you malnourished freak child
just wait till it gets down to Doktormartini vs. Hairy Mansack
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goji, please kill doktormartini.  i will record every rhyme posted.
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the only thing disappointing is that this isn't actually recorded. i'd kill to hear that.

p-tizzle and jumar are recording theirs.

pictures are allowed but not necessary
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the ptizzle/jumar battle will be good because i think they both have some experience with actual MCing!

also in this topic you can discuss the present battle going on before its finished if you wish
Last Edit: September 27, 2008, 09:48:17 pm by Bakafura
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hey ASE how U feel about audio recordings?


edit: i wrote a really simple beat that we can both use if you want (its nothing special but if not having a beat is what's stopping u from doing it in audio then yeah i threw something together for this battle)
Last Edit: September 28, 2008, 07:30:58 am by LADIESMAN 282
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hey ASE how U feel about audio recordings?


edit: i wrote a really simple beat that we can both use if you want (its nothing special but if not having a beat is what's stopping u from doing it in audio then yeah i threw something together for this battle)
depends on when our round is. i have a lot of exams right now and no time to record. earliest i can record something is probably Oct. 6
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ok i guess afura will have to reply then...
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