I actually had a virus like this once. It took me five hours to remove it but completely crippled my registry and I had to eventually reformat anyway. Does this virus by chance have anything to do with AntivirusXP 2008? That program will often install a rootkit even if you decline to actually install the rogue spyware program. Either way it sounds like a rootkit is causing all of your problems, including stuff like this:
Modifying your HOSTS file to block a very large range of tech and support related websites and also changes certain search engines to always redirect you to junk ad websites. It will also stop you from connecting to malware protection program update websites, so your software won't execute at all in circumstances. It also disables many of your windows functions such as taskbars and desktop backgrounds. You can do some things to stop it long enough to save your data, but I'm going to say there's a very high chance your only option is to reformat.
Here's what you should try to obtain so you can get enough control back to salvage your data: Try using XP Security console to get back all that stuff which the computer disabled. I'd also recommend downloading UnHackMe and Malwarebytes Anti-Malware. Unhackme will remove a host of dangerous programs and rootkits and will do it during the boot sequence so the computer can't stop you from it. Afterward, you might also want to download and run Sysinternals Process Explorer to view some hidden processes that the task manager doesn't report. Good luck......
e: to clarify i actually meant the rootkit is masking all these effects so you can't find the source
I haven't tried, or ever heard of, UnHackMe.
I have nothing to lose. I will try it once I get home. Thanks!!!
I *did* try Anti-Malware, and while it didn't open and automatically close, it found my virus but couldn't permanently delete it. It would come back almost immediately (just leaving the program open!!!) Insane.
PS - I haven't formatted yet :P I'm still waiting for my external hard drive to reach my home (online ordering, ugh. Should have just went to physical store)
Until then, I will just use my computer to the best of its ability (it isn't severly CRIPPLED, thank god--honestly, it's minor annoyances more than anything. I like having Run and Task Manager :P)