My eight year old beagle is beginning to show signs of arthritis; so I've ordered him some arthogen... Not a very good story; I admit; but there's a little more behind this.

You see, my parents are idiots. Despite me constant pleaing to them "Stop giving him excessive amounts of dog treats" "Please stop feeding him two hot dogs from lunch and two hot dogs for dinner, look; I'll pay for this dog food so just stop" and my favorite "Stop cleaning his eyes with a paper towel". Of course with all this nonsense going on, I'm the one who has to flip the vet bill for when the dog gets sick or hurt.

Despite my beagle's great energy, he's becoming quite overweight, attempts to get the dog on a proper diet have all led to failure; mainly because of my parents inability to follow veterinary advice, combined with my pleas. Dog's typically don't take kindly to sudden changes in their diet; so my dog wouldn't eat the new, high quality dog food. Normally; an owner would have to just keep giving it to the dog until the animal gives in and eats it. INSTEAD what would happen is I feed the dog, walk out; and find out that my father is giving the beagle handfuls of CAT TREATS for some reason... Oh yeah, did I mention this dog used to eat Hot Dogs covered in cat treats? Oh, well he used to! Now he only eats hot dogs covered in dog treats.

Due to his current weight, I've since made another plea. Since the dog is getting regular vitamin supplements now; I said to my father "We need to put the dog on a diet, maybe just one hot dog for lunch / dinner" to which he replied "OKaY ONE ANDA HAF HOT DOGS" to I which I replied "...".

Oh yes; it will be an interesting day when this dog passes on. Oh hoh - I wonder how badly I'll fly off the handle when I'm unable to quell this rage that festers inside me as I see my dog die two years early for no good reason.

I can sympathize with this. My mom and her boyfriend tend to do really stupid things whenever the dogs start acting up, like reinforcing bad behavior with treats so that they can get the dogs to be quiet instead of ignoring them or just putting them inside whenever they decide to eat outside. It's really stupid, because now whenever they are around the dogs they start this incessant barking routine that annoys the living fuck out of me--and they don't really stop until they get food or whatever (usually in the form of table scraps).

Pretty dumb because I know my mom's boyfriend used to give his dog entire pizzas and BEER (just for LAUGHS, I guess!) and not surprisingly that dog died of some pretty nasty stomach cancer. Dogs aren't supposed to be eating shit with tons of unknown or processed ingredients--this is common sense and it seems like so many people are incapable of understanding it.

THOSE SOME CUTE MOTHERFUCKERS

oh my goodness i love kittens

Dulcinea: Fuck I love kittens. That's awesome.

HOLKY FUCK THERES CATS UNDER A LATOP CATS ON A CARPET OH MY FUCK

 holy shit i want one.
but i am allergic