EVERYONE VOTE NOW: Omcifer versus Doktormartini. Nutrition revolution 2008

EVERYONE VOTE NOW: Omcifer versus Doktormartini. Nutrition revolution 2008 (Read 2235 times)

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ThugTears666

#1 October 14, 2008, 11:01:17 pm

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BOOM! VOTING TIME BITCHES

RAP BATTLE ROUND THREE: MC DOKTORMARTINI VS MC OMCIFER

GREETINGZ FELLOW THUGS AND WELCOME TO THE THIRD OF THE GW RAP BATTLE TOURNAMENT

Firstly here is a quick recap of the rules and some tips for the public to vote on who is the best:

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At first the topic will be only for the two competitors to post in until the battle is over then it will be opened for the public to post in. If you interrupt the competition and post during a battle I will give you a major warn and delete your post. Each competitor gets two rhymes each, one to start and one to respond.

HERES HOW YOU JUDGE WHO IS THE BEST GUYS

#1: Originality of Rhymes and Jones, no one wants to read someone talking about how much cash and bling they have and how the fucked the other persons mom, that is boring.

#2: How well is the rhyme written? Read it out loud and see if it flows, if it doesn't sound right the person obviously isn't that great.

#3: How hard are the disses? Is their an obvious winner?

#4: Who says the wittiest or funniest stuff? Was it hilarious? How good were his puns or metaphors?

*EACH COMPETITOR HAS A WEEK TO POST IN THEIR TOPIC OTHERWISE THEY ARE DISQUALIFIED, I WILL PM EACH COMPETITOR A DAY IN ADVANCE TO WARN THEM THAT THEIR ROUND IS COMING UP

LETS GO NIGS!!!! Members of the public do not post or vote in this topic until each competitor has posted two verses each

Last Edit: October 16, 2008, 03:17:40 am by Bakafura

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AdderallApocalypse

#2 October 15, 2008, 12:39:54 am

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I'm probably being risky posting first, but anyways.

Get ready...

I'm the real MC, DoktorMartini is just an imitation
My words are going to burn him like pure Capsacin, and my rhymes so good he'll
grab his head and shake it like Metro Station

Martini is done for like a worker in a collapsed coal mine
If MCing was Physics, they'd call me Einstein

This battle is going to consume him, he has to do whatever it takes
This is going to be as easy for me as bakin' cakes, my flow will go through him
like a hot knife through a tub of land-o'-lakes

Afura made the topic and Omcifer will handle the rest, I can conquer
DoktorMartini like a Harvard English Professor does a 1st grade grammar test,
there's a reason that they say i'm the best

I'm crafting superior ways of defeating you, I know how you feel, but what's the
most you can do? Saying I can't beat DoktorMartini is like saying a Japanese
Mathematican can't handle two plus two.

It must be tragic, facing my devastating magic, but it's not close to done yet.
My feet are just getting wet, go ahead and place your bet, and wager that i'm
dissing him worse than mkkmypet.

DoktorMartini, stop taking notes because you're just a wannabe. I've got you
shakin' at the sight of me. You're like cancer on the body of society, and I'm a
superhuman MCing anomaly.

Drop the Morphine, i'm going to end your pain. I'm tide-to-go and you're the juice
stain. I'm a pimp with my cane, and i'll put you to your knees calling me the
mayne.

Everyone is scared when they just look at you, you look like Big Bird with the bird
flu. Your face makes people scared like they are running from a pack of bears,
you're so ugly that you give Freddy Krueger nightmares.

I'll wrap this up but end it on a high note. I hate to be the raging sea while you're
a small paper boat, so i'll end it like that and that's all he wrote.

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Doktormartini

#3 October 15, 2008, 01:11:04 am

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Sup nigga, ya think you got what it takes?
I'm gonna tear you apart...rip up your face
Make you eat cake
shitty cake that is
can you take my dis, can you eat my shit?
no well fuck I'll make you piss
letssssss gooooooooo

Damn, you just a little bitch
posting on a forum who gives a shit
and the way you speak...you sound feminine
and your battle raps are not the least bit legit
so sit back in yo rocking chair
my vocal chords will make you scared
my illest rhymes for you to hear
shake and shiver just like a queer
first and formost get this outta the way
what the fuck is Omcifer? Damn, that's gay
and why the dude on your avatar?
you think that will make you e-popular?
Your favorite past time, cakefarts I bet
And when you look at tubgirl you get so wet
I'm on a lyrical quest, so don't protest
I'm about to impress...cause I'm the best
Shut yo mouth and listen cause I'll be dissin
making you quirm is my number one mission
my only ambition
is to make you finished

Little bitch my rhymes are better than Shaggy
but I am not as good as da Knight Baggy
he is my friend, till the end and the end
you're just a little faggot, I'll repeat again and again
I'm like a raging fire consuming your soul
Taking your body down through Limbo
Past that to the flames of hell
To mingle with Satan, one and only DEVIL
My horns are growin, say goodbye to my halo
I'm spewing so fast you get no say though
Like a game of scrabble you can't think of a word
In this rap battle no one wants you heard
Shut the fuck up nerd, go play an RPG
While I tear up your ass ferociously
Atrociously I'm gonna subconsciously
Make you cry back to your mommy

The economy is collapsin
and your thinking about rappin
Better prepare for martial law
I mean quit your fappin
Your dick is lapsin
And by God I'm lauging
Oh wait, I forgot, you don't belive in Him
Your one of those motherfucking atheist kids
Where, then, tell me did I come from?
How did I get here? How did I just own?
God's on my side supplying me with rhymes
Jesus is in my soul, I believe He's divine
Turned water into whine
and your ass into swine
so bad in fact it was forbidden in His time
Oink oink nigga if you eat it you'll die
Now the lesson that's learned bitch you better see
Flip open The Book, John 3:16
Your ass needs savin', at least from me
Cause I'm a warrior of Christ and I fight ferociously
I'm gonna crucify you
Not with nails and the cross
I use my lyrics because I am the boss!

FUCK I GOTTA STEP UP

Dok Choy

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ThugTears666

#4 October 15, 2008, 01:38:33 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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just a hint for the 2nd part of this battle omcifer, try make it a big snappier so it flows well rather than reads like a poem

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ThugTears666

#5 October 15, 2008, 01:39:25 am

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this is hilarious btw guys

Cause I'm a warrior of Christ and I fight ferociously
Cause I'm a warrior of Christ and I fight ferociously

Last Edit: October 15, 2008, 01:41:27 am by Bakafura

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AdderallApocalypse

#6 October 15, 2008, 03:52:38 pm

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All right.

I'm sitting here laughin at your broken ass verse
I freestyle my stuff but 100 times over I see you rehearse
My rhymes come out like a hypnotic wave
And my words so ill they will make Tupac rise from his grave
You have garbage punchlines and plastic similies
I can use your own rhymes to trash you lyrically
Drop your name and alias as Doktor
The real deal is here, the notorious Om-ci-fer

Placing you against me is an unfair fight. The warrior of Christ tries with all his might, he reveals the holy light, but gets slammed into place like a guy with altophobia facing the height
DoktorMartini, being a vegan means absolutely no meat
But that doesnt stop you from working on the corner of the street
You're like a feeble wall and i'm the bomb
I'll make you crash down like a child actor in a failed sitcom
I have everyone mesmerized like a sci fi lover playing a game of x-com

Come on DoktorMartini, come out of the closet and just stop hidin'
See Santa in your avatar? That's your dick he's ridin'
DoktorMartini thinks a herb can make you rise from the dead
If you have any illness take this plant and you'll get out of bed
He says the real doctors are wrong, he must be fucked in his head
Your mom baked me a Goji berry pie
I took one bite and thought I was going to die
If you eat this shit you must constantly be high

You say Jesus can turn water into wine
Work a little magic and turn me into a swine
But no amount of intervention from the divines
Can save us from your dusty metaphors and broken ass lines
Warrior of Christ, fight like you're ferocious
You think you have something going but your shit is so atrocious
Your garbage is longer than Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I'm so fantastic that I can make time stop, even on a dime drop and
I'm the undisputed king of gaming world hip-hop
Whenever I rap I fill the rappers hearts with joy
DoktorMartini you've got played like a toy
I'm like Eminem but you're the nerdy version of Soulja Boy
Cower in fear and just accept your loss
Crown me as king because i'm the real boss

Last Edit: October 15, 2008, 03:56:20 pm by Omcifer

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Doktormartini

#7 October 16, 2008, 12:22:44 am

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Shit man, I need to prepare
I'm getting ready for this, you better be scared
lemme go outside rip a root from the ground
When I brew the dandelion tea my rhymes come out
Vitamins and minerals and it's filled with taraxacin
gonna power up my liver and make my rhymes prick the skin
like the needle used to infuse people with insulin
cause their pancreas sucks from all their abusin'
you're losin'
get depressed, start boosin'
all my homies be booin'

Man, you mention all this shit like drugs and diseases
I'm a crazy little man who does as he pleases
And I'm not about to back down cause I got Jesus
Let me lyrically tear you up...rip you to pieces
If you are the Tide, and I am stain
You are also the toilet paper, and my ass is on your face
I'm the antidepressent fucking with your brain
I'm like Vioxx side effects making you insane
If you were a vitamin you'd be vitamin C
and I'm the high heat causing you to deplete
The Catholic Church claims me as a bishop
You're an Alginean and your beliefs are pure shit
Like saying Christ is pure spirit and OT God is evil
We waged crusades against you and all of your people
Because your books and practices were nothing but Heretical

Fucking big bird why you talking that preschool shit
Still need to learn your numbers cause you haven't yet?
And you practice 24/7 counting in your head to ten
Getting so pissed cause you can never reach the end
Well my friend, I'm infusing you with sin
Like the vaccines that fill you with heavy metal toxins
Obey the white lab coat guy with a syringe
If my lyrics don't, for sure he'll make you cringe
Shit you got a problem here take this drug
Side effects: Shitty rhymes, and no love
Flick on the TV to the Fox News
Do whatever they say cause the government controls you
Shit's so biased
your mental retardation it's the highest
Homies think I'm the flyest
Bow down to me like you were pious

Dok Choy

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ThugTears666

#8 October 16, 2008, 03:20:15 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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GUYS YOU CAN VOTE NOW

You both did better than I thought you would, Omcifer really stepped it up for the second round and actually used the criticism I provided, good work both of you!

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#9 October 16, 2008, 03:22:44 am

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nothing angers me more than white vegan kids using JOKE NIGGAS so congrats my first vote in this entire thing and it's a I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE OTHER GUY AS LONG AS YOU DONT WIN vote.

brian chemicals

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PTizzle

#10 October 16, 2008, 06:03:33 am

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This was crazy close but I'm going to give it to Dok by the slightest of margins. Second round you guys both stepped it up - I thought Omcifer had it but Dok's was funnier and flowed better so I've got to give it to him, just.

Points deducted for the lame filler and silly gangsta stuff (you could have worked it to make it funny) in yours Dok, but some of your lines were very solid (especially in the second) and Omcifer's was just a little too all over the place.

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Lars

#11 October 16, 2008, 10:57:19 am

Fuck off!
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Quote from: Pidgeotto221 on October 16, 2008, 03:22:44 am

nothing angers me more than white vegan kids using JOKE NIGGAS so congrats my first vote in this entire thing and it's a I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE OTHER GUY AS LONG AS YOU DONT WIN vote.

dok isn't white tho?

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#12 October 16, 2008, 02:55:14 pm

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who cares he's what happens if you run a ctrl-i over a black person.

brian chemicals

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Alec

#13 October 16, 2008, 09:03:23 pm

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can we have a neither option for this one?

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ThugTears666

#14 October 16, 2008, 09:25:09 pm

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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Your neither vote is you dont vote. Ooooh this is a close one

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Doktormartini

#15 October 17, 2008, 01:03:25 am

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haha I"m not white? I am fyi. Except I've been called Mexican and Chinese before... I don't know why.

Dok Choy

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crone_lover720

#16 October 17, 2008, 02:12:58 am

PEW PEW PEW
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Quote from: Doktormartini on October 17, 2008, 01:03:25 am

haha I"m not white? I am fyi. Except I've been called Mexican and Chinese before... I don't know why.

ethiopian too. I remember someone here called you ethiopian.

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ThugTears666

#17 October 17, 2008, 04:22:19 am

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I am putting a 3 day time limit on this if someone gains a sufficent lead, otherwise obviously I will extend it .

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Farren

#18 October 17, 2008, 04:43:45 am

I fear and I tremble
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Quote from: earl chip on October 17, 2008, 02:12:58 am

ethiopian too. I remember someone here called you ethiopian.

no they said he was malnourished

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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Doktormartini

#19 October 18, 2008, 01:39:11 am

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Quote from: Coxswain on October 17, 2008, 04:43:45 am

no they said he was malnourished

hhaha I remember that.

Dok Choy

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dragonx

#20 October 18, 2008, 04:11:11 am

I r TEH DrAgOn RaR
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im incredibly biased like doktormartini's sources so im just gonna say
i voted for the other guy

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Omcifer	16	57.1%
Doktormartini	12	42.9%
Status: Voting has ended	27	Total Votes

Poll: Who was better

EVERYONE VOTE NOW: Omcifer versus Doktormartini. Nutrition revolution 2008 (Read 2235 times)