EVERYONE VOTING TIME: ASE VS LARS BATTLE OF THE PALESKINS!

EVERYONE VOTING TIME: ASE VS LARS BATTLE OF THE PALESKINS! (Read 1239 times)

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ThugTears666

#1 October 27, 2008, 05:42:14 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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CLASH OF THE ICEY/HOT STUNNAZ: RAP BATTLE ROUND 6: LARS VS ASE

Try to set the bar semi-high guys and show everyone how its done !

Firstly here is a quick recap of the rules and some tips for the public to vote on who is the best:

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At first the topic will be only for the two competitors to post in until the battle is over then it will be opened for the public to post in. If you interrupt the competition and post during a battle I will give you a major warn and delete your post. Each competitor gets two rhymes each, one to start and one to respond.

HERES HOW YOU JUDGE WHO IS THE BEST GUYS

#1: Originality of Rhymes and Jones, no one wants to read someone talking about how much cash and bling they have and how the fucked the other persons mom, that is boring.

#2: How well is the rhyme written? Read it out loud and see if it flows, if it doesn't sound right the person obviously isn't that great.

#3: How hard are the disses? Is their an obvious winner?

#4: Who says the wittiest or funniest stuff? Was it hilarious? How good were his puns or metaphors?

*EACH COMPETITOR HAS A WEEK TO POST IN THEIR TOPIC OTHERWISE THEY ARE DISQUALIFIED, I WILL PM EACH COMPETITOR A DAY IN ADVANCE TO WARN THEM THAT THEIR ROUND IS COMING UP

LETS GO NIGS!!!! Members of the public do not post or vote in this topic until each competitor has posted two verses each

REMEMBER FLOW FLOW FLOW READ IT OUT LOUD

Last Edit: October 29, 2008, 03:13:19 pm by Bakafura

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Lars

#2 October 27, 2008, 06:08:05 am

Fuck off!
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Linguistic Holocaust

Alright let's go mr G-Mod here are my opening lines
Before the big battle I'm just setting up the signs
To let ya know this is where the real dogs play
I unsheethe my sword of rhymes +2 while you say a prayer

We'll start off easy 'cause the nasty shit is later
Gotto serve first course before dessert, like a waiter
Short Eternity, feels like the time wasted
When you're choking on your rhymes while I got ya lyrically lambasted

Repeatin' lyrics from my battle back a couple years
Think it's worth repeatin' 'cause the rhyme was premiere:
'You can spit all you like can't keep up with my rap
Your face is A) shit B) feces C) Crap'

Polish motherfucker I ain't even started the schooling
Who you think you're fooling, we're dueling not tooling
With every lame rhyme more possibilities you exhaust
I'm Aryan you're Polish: a linguistic holocaust!

You spit, but you choke more than a first time toke
No joke, I bet you still can't hold the smoke without a stroke
Now my rhymes may 'cause you some glitches
but you're a perv,
hentai mags fall in your lap like a convention full of crippled japfag bitches

But most of all, and this is not easy to say
Your style reminds me of your dead mother's corpse's decay
My rhymes are golden, yours are gelatin
I dug up your mother and fucked her - a skeleton

Messin' with the big boys from Music Creation
Straight from my sampling station, to rhyme ventilation
I vent this nasty shit on your pale polish ass
I surpass your flassid air gas, I spit shit from first class

So when you're scrolling through this topic realising your defeat
Relax man, don't let your face heat, just be discrete!
Waver the white flag so we can get the fuck on
No more wastin' time so I can go and get my stroll on!

YEAH!

http://gamingw.net/pubaccess/31255/Linguistic%20Holocaust.mp3

Last Edit: October 30, 2008, 06:40:44 am by LADIESMAN 282

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ase

#3 October 28, 2008, 08:18:50 pm

It's A Short Eternity... live with it
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I’m facin’ Lars, ex-oil-Tycoon
Whose pre-tween rhymes are still in bloom
Good luck climbin’ up this Sisyphus hill
Lemme wipe up the grime from ya Valdez spill

There’s no way a no-name from glacier-cut Norway
Can be a good rapper so cut the damn roleplay
Nostradamus’ ghost woke to laugh at ya bullshit
You got nothing to boast of, get the fuck off the pulpit

We’ve seen all ya pics with the tranny-red cheeks
We know you’ve camped out without showerin’ for weeks
Beats me why you’re braggin’ about skeleton nailin’
When your makeup receipts rival Governor Palin’s

Man you scratchin ya head like you just got psoriasis
I’ll put you in a coma like Trypanosomiasis
Don’t need PCP to give me sense ‘a higher bliss
You already a princess so just call me “your highness”

I’ve called down my muses, gave you onstage abuses
Like Johnny McCain you got the bruises to prove it
Ya should be hangin’ by now what’s your fuckin excuse
Guess it’s hard to strangle a dick in a noose…

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ThugTears666

#4 October 28, 2008, 08:37:36 pm

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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Do you guys want another round each or just one?

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ase

#5 October 28, 2008, 08:42:37 pm

It's A Short Eternity... live with it
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I'm good with just this, but if Lars wants another one, I won't refuse.

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PTizzle

#6 October 29, 2008, 01:46:10 am

rap singing
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Go another round so you can respond guys! This is actually a good battle so far ff

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Lars

#7 October 29, 2008, 03:23:00 am

Fuck off!
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that was pretty good ase

i dont need another round lets just call it a day

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ThugTears666

#8 October 29, 2008, 03:32:25 am

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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you guys sure? you scared of responding huh

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Lars

#9 October 29, 2008, 03:33:24 am

Fuck off!
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nah but seems ase is good with this and so am i so cba tbh

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Strangeluv

#10 October 29, 2008, 04:10:09 am

HEEEEERRRREEE'S JOHNNY!!
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Jesus I can't decide who was better

Me and Tom Under the Boardwalk ... there is so much fun to have under the boardwalk

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PTizzle

#11 October 29, 2008, 04:28:38 am

rap singing
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u guys suck

but yeah this is gonna be a toughie!

go go voting baka

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GirlBones

#12 October 29, 2008, 06:21:23 am

I will.
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i just want to say that if u dis sum1 and they dis u bacc then u gotta dis them bacc bacc

also both had terrible flow but ase at least had enough meter to pass for an attempt at old school

boop oop a doop

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Strangeluv

#13 October 29, 2008, 06:43:24 am

HEEEEERRRREEE'S JOHNNY!!
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Can someone put the poll up

Me and Tom Under the Boardwalk ... there is so much fun to have under the boardwalk

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fatty

#14 October 29, 2008, 12:18:12 pm

i am a swordsman
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Oh god, please do audio.

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Death Gulp

#15 October 29, 2008, 12:56:11 pm

C-Flow FTW!
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fatty yes

i think these would sound sick actually rapped

i also have to agree that it is going to be a tough decision, as both of them were really well done.

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Lars

#16 October 29, 2008, 01:48:46 pm

Fuck off!
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guys I think something happened to afura

i'm worried.

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ThugTears666

#17 October 29, 2008, 03:14:52 pm

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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hello

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Strangeluv

#18 October 29, 2008, 04:41:10 pm

HEEEEERRRREEE'S JOHNNY!!
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This was a really close one for me but I'm going to have to go with ASE because his seemed to hit harder. Lars was good too but ASE was just slightly better.

Me and Tom Under the Boardwalk ... there is so much fun to have under the boardwalk

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Ryan

#19 October 29, 2008, 06:12:40 pm

thx ds k?
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votin for my boy ASE

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Lars

#20 October 29, 2008, 06:23:32 pm

Fuck off!
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well ase...
you'd better win this entire thing now
so i can say... at least i was knocked out by the champion..........................

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ASE	9	81.8%
LARS	2	18.2%
Status: Voting has ended	11	Total Votes

Poll: WHO WAS THE BEST?

EVERYONE VOTING TIME: ASE VS LARS BATTLE OF THE PALESKINS! (Read 1239 times)