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why does this topic generate an ad for me about "precious, now playing on youtube" story of fat sassy african american?

i've been trying to get premium for a few months now, why do i even put up with these advertisements?  i've pretty much mentally blocked them out over the years, but some of them just stick out to me.
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why does this topic generate an ad for me about "precious, now playing on youtube" story of fat sassy african american?
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Precious isn't about a sassy African American it's about a mentally challenged urban youth who is constantly raped by her father and is now carrying his child
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just because she's black and overweight she has to be sassy too

actually you're thinking of Glee.
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Last film I sat down and watched was probably My Own Private Idaho. I don't know what had a bigger impression, how bloody good the film was or that I didn't realize the main character was played by River Phoenix until the credits. He's pretty damn good in this. Top film, definitely recommended if not just for a very moisturized Udo Kier.
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Went and saw splice last night with some friends.  Suffice to say that it was probably one of the most fucked up movies that I have seen in a long while.
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so I guess that's a good thing?  because the trailers make it look fuckin. lame.  I mean the monster or whatever looks stupid!!
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ummmm i will not go as far to say that it was a good movie, but I guess that in comparison to my expectations of the movie going into it, it was better than that.  Although it wasn't something that I would say that I necessarily enjoyed while I was watching it, partially because there are some parts of the movie that are just really plain stupid, but also because its just really uncomfortable about what happens in the movie, especially a few certain scenes that I will not mention here because I don't feel like making spoiler tags.  Unless you have a real need though to see adrian brody as a biochemist who doesn't have any balls, I don't recommend it for the general individual.
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a friend told me there are rapes scenes in this movie via monster-human so i am ssuming this is one of "those" movies that triies to push buttons of regular movie goers and also tries to be a copcorn dvd flick at the same time.

prbolem with these movies as they are thinking about what the families watching are thinking about in the theatre versus the dvd and not how their movie equates to the people they show it to. it is a completely different experience in most circumstances judging by the theatre, audience, dvd price, circumstances at home etc... these people should look at their movie through a solitiary unbiased objective viewer and not be concerned with whether rape or biochemistry rattles the cages of the viewers/producedrs and let the studios/production bve concerned with marketing. this is the biggest maybe only pitfall in these movies that do warrant criticism but they don't warrant the biased closemindedness that a lot of people give them based on "i love 'gone with the wind' so i won't love movies that are not similar in this manner"
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I mean, fucking duh it was an obvious ploy, its just that it was so horribly done that a) it was super obvious and b) it was just really unecessary in the perspective of everything that had happened up until that point because if you look at it from the plot perspective of the movie there was absolutely no reason for it to happen or anything that would have been indicative of leading up to it in the first place.  Which is too bad because it honestly wasn't all that bad of a movie before it.  Not that it was anything to write home about, but if they had tried to make the rest of the movie at least the slightest bit original rather than going down the route of just being disturbing for all the wrong reasons, then it might have actually been in the decent category.  If the intended point of the movie in the first place though was gross out, then mission accomplished.
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in my experience whenever someone refers to a "strong-willed woman" in some big hollywood film it's in reference to a horribly written psycho sex idol. BDSM undertones are also often present

that's what I was saying when we were hating on James Cameron. Like the whole Sarah Connor character I am strong tender loving mother but hold on a sec I have to break out of this asylum and rip and bunch of guy's balls off to get the access code. But I was watching that hour-long Avatar review and he was making a point how the Navi run the entire gamut from like child-like cute Disney cartoon animal qualities which will sell toys to sexual alluring features that a small subset of the population will make porn of. And it seems like Sarah Connor is sort of the same thing like heartwarming story about a mother who will do anything to protect her son/always believe in him etc. but at the same time lots of scenes where she beats up on men fanservice for s+m people. But then again I haven't seen the movie in a while maybe it's not so bad but I still think there's enough suggestion there it's like the most sacharrine-sweet good wholesome values and hardcore pornography somehow simultaneously at the same time (republicans like the movie)

and it seemed like there was some fundamentally wrong stuff going on in True Lies but I haven't really seen the whole movie

also what did robert de niro do

did Human Centipede even SELL TICKETS at all or is it one of those things that's internet famous and no real people have watched it anyway so I guess controversy didn't work

Edit: I remember I had a Shakespeare class and the prof talked about it like waaay too much but still I was surprised how many sexual undertones/double entendres there were and probably like fart jokes too it's like shakespeare was the James Cameron of his time total fucking trash to entertain the masses and the subtext is like yeah man so deep 4/20 really must do more research on it but did any shakespeare play really say anything original or is it like first time a mainstream movie has elements of symbolism/existentalism everybody's like woaaah even though somebody thought and wrote about every thematic element for the first time thousands of years ago
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did Human Centipede even SELL TICKETS at all or is it one of those things that's internet famous and no real people have watched it anyway so I guess controversy didn't work

only things i've heard of it were here and nick frost's twitter
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I haven't looked into it at all but I have the feeling it went straight to DVD
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Watched Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Pretty cute movie, but there were two joke-character-heroic-moments within 5 minutes of each other which seemed silly.
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Just watched one of the most bizarre films of my entire life. I was going "WHAT?!" every 10 minutes. Should be expected for a David Lynch film though. It was Mullholland Drive. Once I searched for an explanation on the net it all made sense. I'm ashamed that I didn't quite get it from the film itself, but looking back I see what he was going for. Truly bizarre though. See it if you like a head scratcher and lesbian scenes. lol.
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Just watched one of the most bizarre films of my entire life. I was going "WHAT?!" every 10 minutes. Should be expected for a David Lynch film though. It was Mullholland Drive. Once I searched for an explanation on the net it all made sense. I'm ashamed that I didn't quite get it from the film itself, but looking back I see what he was going for. Truly bizarre though. See it if you like a head scratcher and lesbian scenes. lol.
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I mean, fucking duh it was an obvious ploy, its just that it was so horribly done that a) it was super obvious and b) it was just really unecessary in the perspective of everything that had happened up until that point because if you look at it from the plot perspective of the movie there was absolutely no reason for it to happen or anything that would have been indicative of leading up to it in the first place.  Which is too bad because it honestly wasn't all that bad of a movie before it.  Not that it was anything to write home about, but if they had tried to make the rest of the movie at least the slightest bit original rather than going down the route of just being disturbing for all the wrong reasons, then it might have actually been in the decent category.  If the intended point of the movie in the first place though was gross out, then mission accomplished.

so wait for it in the red box then huh???

i am pretty wtf right now because i have absolutely no recollection of posting that and the timestamp says 5am
that doesn't even look like one of my posts but kudos to me if i can black out and still be coherent enough to type that much