Shortbus


It was......um, interesting. Porn with a plot and decent acting.

I liked this movie quite a bit, it had some nice moments.

Watched The Godfather for the first time. It was pretty good, I have to watch part two sometime.

I just watched these two again over the last couple of nights, they're amazing. I also prefer the first but the second is definitely up to par.

The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat

Kinda expected more from it!  None of the stories really came together in any sort of way (I mean within themselves, not all of them together as a whole).  I guess it was interesting enough to check out the first Fritz movie, but that's about it.

Cromartie High School: the Movie. The show was better, but it was pretty good except that the plot took a drastic turn about halfway through.

My daughter and I watched Space Chimps. It is, without a doubt, one of the worst children's movies I've seen in a long time. I'm SO glad it was a rental and not a purchase.

The animation was probably the worst part of it, but the voice acting wasn't anything impressive. Even with Patrick Warburton and Jeff Daniels, I couldn't get past how campy the movie sounded. Granted, it was supposed to be a kid's movie, but even kids wouldn't forgive the animation flaws.

Iron man

lol i'm slow

My friend had to watch Adaptation (excuse me, Adaptation.) for a class and I went with her.  I didn't like it at all, especially when the whole thing in Florida started to happen.  Apparently it's CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED and a lot of reviews call it an EPIC STRUGGLE but I just could not see it that way at all.  It just seemed like "let's watch this guy's frustration oh no he can't talk to a girl BEING CHASED THROUGH THE SWAMP WITH A GUN THE END".  It's not that I MISSED the point of the movie, I just wasn't IMPRESSED by the point I guess.

adaptation owns. the ending blows though, even if it's a commentary on HEH MOVIES it's still a cop out. its also the movie that proves nicholas cage does shitty movies for money because he can act.

Cashback.

Now, I had no clue what htis movie was at all, besides being a comedy, and I watched it with my parents, which was a little weird at the beginning because almost every other second there was a naked girl.
That being said, it seemed that an art student directed the film, but I mean that in a good way.  There were a lot of "experimental" shot angles and quirky little things here and there, but the message that the film gave, and the overall moral of the story, proved to be very insightful.  Plus, most of the movie they were working in a grocery store, and I work in a grocery store, so I found it more engaging.

007: For Your Eyes Only
What James Bond did in "For Your Eyes Only"
-Visits his dead wife's grave
-Escapes near-death from a remote control helicopter
-sends Ernst Stavro Blofeld to his doom down a chimney
-hits on Moneypenny
-gets his For Your Eyes Only document
-infiltrates a pool party (mostly women)
-gets captured
-beats up two thugs
-parachutes with an umbrella
-has a car chase through town and a vineyard
-uses a computer to ID someone
Now it gets interesting
-meets a spy
-meets a potential badguy
-gets a date with a figure skater
-buys some flowers
-fights two guys on motorcycles
-arranges a funeral
-forces a woman to take a sleigh ride
-refuses to have sex
-gets a kiss
-buys ice cream
-goes skiing
-watches a biathlon
-loses a gunfight
-has a cross-country ski chase
-goes ski jumping
-fights another jumper while ski jumping
-avoids a sniper while ski jumping
-breaks a string
-fights two motorcyclists while skiing
-knocks over 14 skiiers at once
-skis down a bunny hill
-ruins a dinner
-clothes lines' a motorcyclist
-skis down a bobsled run, while being shot at by machine guns on the motorcyclist
-crashes into a wood pile
-gets a gun tossed at him
-gets a motorcycle thrown at him
-gets a motorcycle tire thrown at him
-drives a car
-dances with a girl
-fights three hockey players
-scores three goals
-zambonies an ice rink
-finds a corpse
-goes shopping
-eats a nasty fruit
-goes for a romantic walk with a woman
-plays baccarat
-displays his knowledge of food and drink
-seduces a woman
-gets laid
-goes for a stroll on the beach
-gets chased by dune buggys
-witnesses a hit and run
-gets knocked unconscious
-has a drink
-knocks a man spinning off his feet
-participates in a huge shootout at the docks
-avoids a bomb
-climbs a tall case of stairs
-kicks a car off a cliff
-scubadives to say hello
-rides a submarine
-investigates a sunken ship
-gets bumped by a shark
-disarms a bomb
-finds a special device
-fights a guy in a robotic diving suit
-blows up a guy in a robotic diving suit
-saves a girl from suffication
-fights a one-man submarine
-gets dragged across coral reef by a speed boat
-feeds some sharks
-talks to a parrot
-attends a wedding
-prays
-dresses up as a monk
-goes rock climbing
-operates a lift
-infiltrates a monastary
-fights some thugs
-flies through a stain-glass window
-kills someone with a mortar potted plant
-destroys a precious machine
-maintains relations with Russia
-plays a prank with his government
-goes skinny dipping

adaptation owns. the ending blows though, even if it's a commentary on HEH MOVIES it's still a cop out. its also the movie that proves nicholas cage does shitty movies for money because he can act.

Yeah man, I mean I was following along with it for the beginning but once all that ending stuff happened all I could think about was "you are falling into your own dang trap here, why are you pretending that you aren't"

the only way wanted could have been more ridiculous is if at some point he either spelled out his name in a window using ONE BULLET 0_0 or if he killed a bunch of people in such a way that their bodies falling would form a gigantic middle finger.

I watched Gattaca with my sister and she thought it was really sad. I'd always liked the film because it deals with a fairly thick issue on a really manageable level, and is all in all quite beautifullly made.

watched wall-e the other night. didn't think i would like it that much but i really did. i totally see us being that fat in the future btw.

just got back from seeing Gomorrah. it was excellent.