yes when some dude passive aggressively implied my uncle was lazy I hefted a rock and knocked out his eye.

he deserved it. any response is an equivalent response.

yes when some dude passive aggressively implied my uncle was lazy I hefted a rock and knocked out his eye.

he deserved it. any response is an equivalent response.

:thumbsupbuddy:

heheh I have never gotten in any serious amount of trouble in my life. Except when my parents caught me writing yaoi harry potter stories on fanfiction.net when I was like 10 years old lol and I got the internets taken away for a month

yes when some dude passive aggressively implied my uncle was lazy I hefted a rock and knocked out his eye.

he deserved it. any response is an equivalent response.

Steel has triumphed over humanity just for that alone.

When I used to look at a lot of porn, my girlfriend at the time found my stash on my computer.

That turned out extremely badly!

what i was mocking that other guy.

i've done some jail time, some suspension, lots of dumb shit. sometimes it was for cool reasons, mostly just some IM AN AUTHORITY LEMME JACKOFF ON YOU. never got in too serious trouble although from the looks of this topic I'm toppin the list.

me and my buddy were tresspassed from the hospital for 3 years for taking computers out of their skip bins. that's the worst trouble i've been in probably because there were police and stuff

i dont think i have ever really been in trouble

Me neither. I got pulled over quite a few times and the cops were always like

"U DRUNK BOY?" and searched my car/truck because I was out late.

But I never got caught doing anything crooked I'm always pretty slick about it.

I stole a Koosh ball from wal-mart once when I was seven.
I have no idea what possessed me to want it so badly that I'd steal it.

Guys.... please give more details to your stories than just "I punched my principal" and such. Let's make this an awesome story thread!

Urr, nothing big in the past couple of years (just stuff with weed and public drinking but it was just warnings), but before that:

- Got expelled from high school for a bunch of silly pranks (cutting the power during dress rehearsal for a play, taking a teachers prized model boat and dropping it off the fourth story of the science building, plugging in a weird circuit my science friend made which blew out a line of powerpoints in the library, making a kid mad who then attacked me before I punched him and got in trouble ​). I was kind of a dick in high school. Funny thing was that the year after I did the play thing I was actually in the school play. All that shit just piled up and eventually they had enough of it.

- Got arrested and held in jail for a night for breaking windows at a Mcdonalds when I was like 12.

- Blew up a bunch of deodorant cans inside a weird tub thing filled with petrol outside my house (causing police).


As you can tell I was a pretty dumb teenager! There's been some more stuff I've been involved with which was my sister's fault and stuff she got in trouble for:

- Last year my sister had a large party and at about midnight we got a crowd of twenty or so gatecrashers. They started stealing stuff and me and a friend figured we could take 'em (alcohol fueled hurrr) and we promptly got the shit beaten out of us. My face was pretty disgraceful in the morning, but I suppose that's what you get! Anyways, the real reason it was a big deal was that the gatecrashers ripped the whole picket fence of the neighbours fence up and started beating on me and my friend with them and when the cops arrived they started attacking them. A few people got arrested and one of them got convicted for assaulting an officer (he'd done it in the past). My friend also got questioned a couple of times for breaking somebody's hand but they let him off as it was self defense.

- My sister got pulled over for a random breathalyzer test while she was high on weed and E. They have drug tests here and administered one to her. She got off with a slap on the wrist but can't drive for a while.



Probably other stuff but as far as trouble goes that's probably the most I've been involved with! I still do silly things on occasion but always out of the way of police if at all possible as it's no fun. I imagine if we all actually got caught doing the dumb shit we do things would be much worse ​.

There's this one time me and my brother were vacationing in new hampshire with the rest of my family, and we were obviously bored out of our minds. So we explored the lake around my grandmothers cabin and we found what we thought was an abandoned house. The roof was caved in, there was inches of dust everywhere, trash and debris covered every inch of the floor, and everything was broken or in horrible condition. All the wood was a nasty shit brown, everything that could rust was, and even the area around the house was littered with random pieces of broken objects like chairs boats and oars. So we find a way to trash the place even MORE by just kicking crap around and pissing on the floors. Turns out it was actually someones house, and word gets out that we trashed it so we end up in trouble with my father, who makes us clean up the house WAY better than how we found it. Okay, so that's not near as much trouble with the law as when I was playing WoW in my mother's house while my sister had a party, and the cops came knocking on my door with a box full of paraphernilia and a ticket for underage consumption to nail me with, but it makes a much better story.