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But no seriously, I guess you think mummies are asexual because they're dead and you can't have any interest in sex when you're dead but I feel like there are lots of things with mummies having sex. I'll just conduct some Google research:
Results 1 - 10 of about 26,900 for "mummy sex"
Results 1 - 10 of about 59,800 for "sex mummy"
Results 1 - 10 of about 5,730,000 for mummy sex