I'm insulting. For instance, I asked somone today: "When you fell from the stars did you wipe out the dinosaurs?"
I can reach up inside my ribcage as far as my knuckles.
I own four guitars, two of which are acoustics that I bought when I was still drunk from parties the previous nights.
I am seeing a girl who doesn't appear that nerdy at first look but will exclaim "lol" in day to day conversation. This is offputting.
I don't drink diet coke since my mouth interprets it as a taste similar to washing up liquid.
I back comb my hair for extra volume with tressemé freeze hold. I am real manly.
My cat is called Basil, he is the size of a large puppy. He has yet to capture the red creature that emants from the laser aperture.
My favourite youtube video is
I like taking pictures of railways and urban scenery.
The novel I have leant to people the most is The Day of the Triffids.
The jeans I am wearing have holes in both pockets thus my keys often find themselves seated around my ankles.
"Anne Frank" is my fave cockney rhyming slang
The last time I visisted Ikea I had a tantrum because they had stopped selling
I have only ever purchased three games consoles and all were manufactured by Sony.
In my opinion, the best thing that can be put between two slices of bread is a combination of bacon, avocado and paul newman's salad dressing.
I am a Guardian reader.
I thought a self-centered list of random facts would be more entertaining than some bullshit about how I judge my own character which can never be entirely correct if it's from the first person - can it?