Probably about the same. I lace profanities just as often if not more and I'm sometimes a dick but I'm pretty outgoing if I know the people I'm with or are around them long enough (or am drunk enough).

When I say I'm a dick I'm not really that bad. like, I don't mess with anyone other than my friends. so if you were to not know me too well and then see me talking to one of my buddies or something you'd probably think: MAN that guy is an ass! When I'm really not.  

I just don't hold back when I'm around people I know well enough and try not to talk too much or say anything too offensive when I'm around people I don't know.

I guess I'm pretty funny too but not in the sense of THAT GUY IS SAYING SOME WITTY SHIT even though I do that from time to time. More often than that I usually just do something weird or dumb that is perceived as funny rather than actually say something intentionally hilarious.

@Seawed - Here here buddy. :P

In the real world I'm pretty much anti-social. And I lack the motivation to get off my computer chair to do something productive because working a tiring nightshift job can get really bothersome; and it gives me less motivation to do anything sporting.

So I sit on my ass in front of my computer screen, pretending that I am some annoying guy on the internet. While people laughs at my suffering on youtube.

Yeah we'll never be as cool as you are

Hahaha, if you want a window into my personality, if you would have said that to me in real life, I'm almost certain I would have replied with a 'Yes, I am perfect in every way' with a dead serious face and not a hint of sarcasm.

Hahaha, if you want a window into my personality, if you would have said that to me in real life, I'm almost certain I would have replied with a 'Yes, I am perfect in every way' with a dead serious face and not a hint of sarcasm.

I wouldn't say that to you in real life

No no, I didn't mean you specifically. I mean just if that was stated to me in general.

What?

I'm shy and I don't really talk much.  On IM with my friend I swear a lot jokingly and make fun of lots of things but I don't mean them.  In real life I don't swear much and when I do again it's jokingly.  I'm also very nice to other people.

I'm pretty antisocial in real life but people seem to like me which makes it easier to get them into my basement

also people think I'm like always stoned but it's just secondhand chloroform effect

What?

it is your dick

it is your dick

What do you mean what? You know exactly what I mean. I'm not going to derail this topic but this is honestly ridiculous.

Oh, I see. Eh, I can admit I pumped myself up in the first post. However, if people can say 'I'm shy in real life and I'm not all that social and don't talk that much' (which there's nothing wrong with it of course) there's nothing wrong with saying 'I'm a pretty social person in real life and have little trouble establishing relationships and being well liked'. I mean that's just the way it is. I guess I lack humility but whatever I guess.

Oh well!

Like I said, oh well! I think I am the shit and an awesome person. Like I said I toot my own horn and I am overconfident, but I also think I'm fucking awesome and I hold myself to the highest esteem. A character flaw? Maybe. Probably. Am I perfect or better than anyone else? Of course not.

But that's how it is. I make no apologies.

Sorry man. Now, if you have any comments/questions/complaints about this, feel free to throw them out there, but otherwise, let's continue with the topic.

Hey, you sound just like me!

*fist bump*

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