Welcome to the quarter finals gentlemen!

Lets make this one a good one instead of me waiting around millions of days for people to reply.

For each battle I make I am going to pick a phrase/theme and you have to include it in your verse, you will now also be judged on how creative your use of that theme or words is in your battle rhymes.

Here are the three words you must include in your first verse: fishing, groove and mermaid.

There are seriously loads of cool things you can do! Use this beautiful random explosion for inspiration:



Other than that the same rules apply:

YOU KNOW THE DRILL GUYS NOW GET TO IT!


Firstly here is a quick recap of the rules and some tips for the public to vote on who is the best:



Members of the public do not post or vote in this topic until each competitor has posted two verses each


QUARTER FINALS ROUND 2: OMCIFER VERSUS ADELINE

BOOM! LETS GO

Ok I'm gunna pm omcifer again. Fuck I'm getting really sick of doing this

Grandson of groove, setting the records too late
Think you're a good MC, but let me set the record straight
Banging the mermaids, there's a good reason why
Can't bang a real girl, your face makes them cry
Fishing for seaweed but that's not how it's done
I've reeled in a win before this battle even begun

Extravagant grandpa that's all for acorns
I'm a straight pimp but you star in gay porns
Adeline from Austrailia, got rhymes like a blunder
I'm the top MC, but you're the one down under

You tussle with me and you're frontin' with the best
Bitch I'm Jesse James and you're in the Wild West
Lay the gun back down, you aren't ready for a duel
Grab you're pencil and paper, get ready for school

All I did was thump you, but I made you tumble
Go back to the playground, you aren't ready to rumble
I'm a beast, tearing at your every extremity
Got you on the ground, and trashing you lyrically
Make your first turn the last and i'll end your misery

Here take some acorns
Just grab a few
You'll need more than that
When I'm done with you

one more each?

I am definitely up for another round. I am just waiting for Adeline to post one more.

coool

Unlike Weird Al, you're rhymes aren't even funny
If shit was a penny, you'd have tons of money
Verses in a jumble, like you rhyme with haste
Like OJ after Colgate, you rhyme in bad taste

Aren't you a guy, my sweet, sweet Adeline?
Act like a male, but you talk like a Madeline
Get ready, because it's battle of the sexes
I've got an X and Y, but you've got two Xs

I'm the best around, call me the MC Supreme
You can't be like me, it's all a broken dream
I'm a beast of the game, you're only a care bear
You can't wake up, and i'm your worst nightmare

They call you grandpa, you're all feeble and weak
I don't even try, because i'm only battling a geek
Shoulda slept through the pain, brought your anesthetics
Now you're verbally destroyed, better call the paramedics

BOOM NEW POLLZ UP

this was a v.nice round but gotta go w/omcifer...................

Looks like we have a pretty clear winner and Inri is probably trolling but I will leave this open for tonight!

congrats omcifer!