I HAVE A 9 INCH PENIS



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buy_Nothing_Day

i bought a new keyboard

I didn't trample a poor man to death today.

To me everyday is buy nothing day

I might buy some food and a parking pass later but thats about it.

Oh wait I got some shoes earlier but thats cause that was loan money and my shoes had holes in the heels so feh. I woulda done that anyway, black friday or not

I bet the shoes you bought were made in a sweatshop by asian kids for 0.05$ an hour

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Speaking of shoes earlier today I had the idea to cut a hole in some old shoe's heels then fill it with soil and plant a shrub or something in it so that the root grows through the hole on the sole and the rest of it through the hole you put your foot in. Eventually the shoe will dissolve but I think the effect would be nice!

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Yeah screw the economy I'd rather sit at home

Buddy if you don't kill the economy the economy will kill you. It will be like another black plague.

I bought lunch that is all.

i'm completely out of money entirely. i'd do this even if i wasn't but it's impossible for me to fail at this. i try to not buy things whenever i can.

i bought food, thats it. sorry people i had to eat today and theres no caf.

i dont generally buy shit beyond food so i guess that counts as not buying anything?????????

Yeah screw the economy I'd rather sit at home

if this is not a troll then you are dumb and you should be ashamed and instead pretend to be a troll

if it was a troll then it was succesful cuz it made me rage a little

did you buy it from a co-op? this is important

nope. i dont even know coops.

i do have an extensive list of friends joining in the facebook group of "buy nothing day". i clicked on the first ones profile and it gave me instructions on how converting double layered toilet paper into two single layered toilet cyliniders