help me stop someone from being a complete moron

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Vellfire

#121 December 12, 2008, 01:36:35 pm

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Quote from: ERasER619 on December 12, 2008, 12:14:51 pm

'Not long ago I met a girl who was pregnant. She was extremely depressed about it. Eventually she was able to get an abortion, and I threw her a surprise party the next day. I commissioned my magical friend Delfina to make an abortion cake, a four-tiered white cake with white frosting. There were plastic baby heads and doll parts sticking out of it every which way, and red frosting squirted around to make it look more drastic. There were long, thin candles on colored slurpee straws inserted diagonally, like needles. I really went back and forth on whether or not an abortion surprise party with cake would be something she'd appreciate, but she loved it, thank God.'

- Probably a fake story

get out of here

I love this hobby - stealing your mother's diary
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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#122 December 12, 2008, 04:31:31 pm

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Quote from: ERasER619 on December 12, 2008, 12:14:51 pm

'Not long ago I met a girl who was pregnant. She was extremely depressed about it. Eventually she was able to get an abortion, and I threw her a surprise party the next day. I commissioned my magical friend Delfina to make an abortion cake, a four-tiered white cake with white frosting. There were plastic baby heads and doll parts sticking out of it every which way, and red frosting squirted around to make it look more drastic. There were long, thin candles on colored slurpee straws inserted diagonally, like needles. I really went back and forth on whether or not an abortion surprise party with cake would be something she'd appreciate, but she loved it, thank God.'

- Probably a fake story

is this because I called you an idiot for destroying your friend's things with sledgehammers while he cried.

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