Topic: help me stop someone from being a complete moron (Read 2187 times)

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Anybody over 16 who thinks this is a sound and practical decision doesn't need an intervention.  Just let it happen.  If he gets over it, good; if not, that's his own fault.  Either way, people have to learn from their own mistakes.
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The majority of people here are PC gamers, and are thus; automatically better than him.
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Man make sure you tell this guy he is a fucking idiot. Don't be nice about it don't sugar coat it and especially don't avoid it make sure your opinion is known.

This guy I know (who isn't really my friend because I don't really get along with him but he's very close friends with my friends and I guess you'd call him an associate or something) just got a girl pregnant that he's only known for like five months and he's going to marry her and I told them tonight that when I see him I'm going to make damn sure I tell him he is fucking stupid.

this might be considered mean or something but the guy is consistently being a fucking moron and his family/friends will are apparently refusing to tell him so. I know the dude doesn't like me very much and I've often told him many times before that the actions he's chosen to take were fucking retarded but I'm going to make this a special case because I sincerely think its my duty to do so if no one else will.

Of course I will only do this if I'm drunk because otherwise I'd either not have the nerve or patients to do so.
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The majority of people here are PC gamers, and are thus; automatically better than him.

I thought I already quoted this and posted this but I guess I didn't.  So, here it is:


Where in the world did you get this from because I think GW is pretty much half and half.  I've not seen an overwhelming amount of PC games when compared to console games.
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the majority of people in this topic are casual gamers
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Well we tried talking to him but he's still being an idiot. He quit is job, fine, but I'm going to let him drop out of school. I don't know I think he's going to have to understand how much a douche he is being on his own.
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heres a question no one's asked; can he do it? like you know him, is he ONE OF HTE TOP HALO GUYS? my friend was up there for a bit but obviously he's my friend i dont befriend...fools...
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this guy at my school has the license plate "HALOGOD"
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heres a question no one's asked; can he do it? like you know him, is he ONE OF HTE TOP HALO GUYS? my friend was up there for a bit but obviously he's my friend i dont befriend...fools...

It sounded like he wasn't, going by the original post.  But maybe that was just me.
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he's good but i wouldn't really say MLG "material". it wasn't un-common for one of us to beat him in a game.. i dont know what the fuck he's thinking...
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dude

you know what you have to do.

challenge him to a duel. either way you win, he goes on this stupid career path and fucks up and gets back on good things or he has to listen to you.

offer something like NO ONE WILL BRING IT UP AGAIN IF YOU WIN.
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you're right steel. I i'm going to do that. If I had a way to capture it that would be sweet too. I'm going to ask him about it next time i see him, holy fuck yes. I'm thinking 1 on 1 for the 'yeah bjitch i shulld be mlg too'.

its on now fucker.
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It will really suck if you lose :(
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this guy at my school has the license plate "HALOGOD"
you should write PWNED in sharpie over it
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For laughs, I could declare myself a pro gamer on youtube and not actually do anything on the professional level.  My slim chances of becoming rich off of it wouldn't be much worse than his, but the time investment would be way lower.

u mite be doing it for laughs....




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Well it's working for Athene..

Without reading every single post, I am going to say..
Let him make an ass of himself! If he comes crawling for help, make him your bitch and teabag his sorry ass cause that's how we pwn on xbox fag!!  ...erm, ahem  :fogetshifty:
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I know what you can do! I had a situation like this a while ago with one of my best friends.

We (as in other friends and myself) invited him to my flat and tied him to a chair with Duck-tape.

We asked him to bring his console (An Xbox360).

We then got 2 sledgehammers and destroyed it in front of him (It was funny cause he began to cry as well)

The point of this was he had been taking the MLG too far and ditching us to game (and pretending he was doing something else)

That was about a year ago and he hasn't talked about MLG since :woop: So he learnt his lesson me thinks
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I know what you can do! I had a situation like this a while ago with one of my best friends.

We (as in other friends and myself) invited him to my flat and tied him to a chair with Duck-tape.

We asked him to bring his console (An Xbox360).

We then got 2 sledgehammers and destroyed it in front of him (It was funny cause he began to cry as well)

The point of this was he had been taking the MLG too far and ditching us to game (and pretending he was doing something else)

That was about a year ago and he hasn't talked about MLG since :woop: So he learnt his lesson me thinks

i'd cry too. not because my possessions were being destroyed but because being betrayed by my friends would hurt and I would be terrified if my friends forcibly tied me to a chair and brought out two sledgehammers and started smashing my shit and wonder when they're going to smash my fucking kneecaps next.

one day you realize he will take a sledgehammer to you or one of your children because you decided to teach him not to fucking play videogames the fuck is wrong with you.

this is probably a fake story but even if it is no one thinks you're cool.
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