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Barack Obama

#101 December 07, 2008, 08:41:25 am

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Quote from: lord_scott_ on December 07, 2008, 08:35:01 am

Guys, wendys baconator, nothing compares. These things are perfect.
And only as many calories as like 8 mcdonalds shakes! or was that fat... who knows, who cares.
no seriously eat one now.
but if I had to choose, I would probably go with a whopper, if only for the fact that mcd's burgers seem to be shrinking very fast.

i kno what u mean... the more meatier the burger, the happier i am

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TFT

#102 December 07, 2008, 09:00:39 am

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Quote from: DietCoke on December 07, 2008, 07:50:22 am

would you be willing to go out to get a whopper and then bust your cherry live on webcam???

man, i remember someone on gw doing this. i can't remember who, but it was just a video of him eating a hamburger. i think it was steel, idk.

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Barack Obama

#103 December 07, 2008, 09:57:32 am

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Quote from: TFT on December 07, 2008, 09:00:39 am

man, i remember someone on gw doing this. i can't remember who, but it was just a video of him eating a hamburger. i think it was steel, idk.

looks like we've got another whopper lover

(motherfucker looks like he is FORCING himself to eat it and he's going to puke during the whole thing, I think this video is the strongest evidence that Warhol is actually a reptilian space alien)

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Dulcinea

#104 December 07, 2008, 07:21:06 pm

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Quote from: DietCoke on December 07, 2008, 07:50:22 am

would you be willing to go out to get a whopper and then bust your cherry live on webcam???

I don't know. That's offensive content.

The 40 grams of fat, I mean.

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Seawed

#105 December 07, 2008, 09:50:23 pm

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I generally don't eat fast food since I actually prefer the taste of home-made food (and it's healthier!).

However, I go to the US every year and there are days we would spend doing some shopping or bowling and whatnot and have to eat at these joints since they seem to be the only thing around. I've eaten Big Macs and Whoppers and to be honest I don't get what's so disgusting about them. I mean seriously, people in this topic are making it sound like "EW GROSS WHOPPER VOMITROCIOUS BIG MAC BLARRGHHHH". It tastes okay to me! Granted, it's nothing compared to a real burger but I don't see what makes them FUCKING DISGUSTING DUDE.

I think this is a nice thing to do...Sure it has marketing written all over it, but there's a chance that some people who don't usually get fed will at least get a burger for a day. On one hand, if they take it to places with a lot of starvation, I don't really expect anyone to go "EW GROSS THIS THING SUCKS". They'll probably inhale the fucking burger, because I know I would. So there's the whole "They'll get mostly good responses anyway which is basically kind of biased".
Sure, some cultures will dislike it, but they probably won't even show that if it did happen.

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Barack Obama

#106 December 07, 2008, 10:01:21 pm

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guys its not like Burger king is seeking out starving people in the third world to feed burgers to because it's a nice thing to do, they're just finding regular people in exotic locales who haven't heard of burgers from around the world for a hyped up taste testing

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#107 December 07, 2008, 10:02:04 pm

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i was th eone who did it! i got a burger from the burger king got a little drunk and dissected it. then i bit into it and it was AWFUL. i didn't know this at the time but that burger king is one of the worst in the area. it was genuinely shit.

brian chemicals

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Barack Obama

#108 December 07, 2008, 10:03:38 pm

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Quote from: Dulcinea on December 07, 2008, 07:21:06 pm

I don't know. That's offensive content.

The 40 grams of fat, I mean.

we could take it slow... just ease it in and go at your own pace. I'm not pressuring you, but this is pretty important for the future of our relationship

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crone_lover720

#109 December 07, 2008, 10:04:28 pm

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if you'd feed a big mac to a starving person they wouldn't be able to digest it and they'd die.

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Kef

#110 December 08, 2008, 02:59:56 am

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i haven't had either one in years but from what i remember, whoppers are better, even though they tasted like Liquid Smoke

<LADIES-ONLY-23-M-BLK> later queer im gonna go fuck haha

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the_bub_from_the_pit

#111 December 08, 2008, 04:52:03 pm

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so looks like the video is up

http://www.whoppervirgins.com/

is it just me or are both sides bullshiting completely that they like the food?

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Blitzen

#112 December 08, 2008, 05:03:56 pm

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Haha, the Americans liked the foreign food more than the foreigners liked the burgers.

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NightBlade

#113 December 08, 2008, 05:41:24 pm

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Quote from: lord_scott_ on December 07, 2008, 08:35:01 am

Guys, wendys baconator, nothing compares. These things are perfect.
And only as many calories as like 8 mcdonalds shakes! or was that fat... who knows, who cares.
no seriously eat one now.
but if I had to choose, I would probably go with a whopper, if only for the fact that mcd's burgers seem to be shrinking very fast.

The baconator is... edible; providing the "cook" makes it correctly (hint, he won't)

The more intricate the burger, the more likely the workers will screw it up or just half ass it. (Here, have a quart of mayo!)

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Doktormartini

#114 December 08, 2008, 05:46:52 pm

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I have a friend who saw Supersize Me and he's like, "Man, I'm never eating McDonalds again!" But he goes to like Burger King and Taco Bell about 4-5 times a week.

How is this edible? (Click to reveal)

2 - Hamburger Patties
Ground Beef. Seasoned with Salt.

American Cheese Slices
Cultured Milk, Water, Cream, Sodium Citrate, Salt, Sodium Phosphate, Sorbic Acid (preservative), Artificial Color, Acetic Acid, Enzymes, Soy Lecithin (for slice separation). CONTAINS: MILK, SOY.

Cheese Sauce
Cheddar Cheese (milk, salt, cheese cultures, enzymes), Whey, Buttermilk, Salt, Disodium Phosphate, Yellow 5 and 6, Modified Food Starch, Whey, Corn Syrup Solids, Partially Hydrogenated Coconut Oil, Natural Flavor, Salt, Lactic Acid, Tricalcium Phosphate, Sodium Alginate, Yeast Extract, Sodium Caseinate (milk derivative), Calcium Gluconate, Xanthan Gum, Disodium Inosinate, Dipotassium Phosphate, Sodium Tripolyphosphate, Garlic, Monoglycerides, DATEM, Sodium Silicoaluminate (anti-caking agent),Yellow 5 and 6. CONTAINS: MILK.

Bacon, 6 strips
Pork Cured With: Water, Sugar, Salt, Smoke Flavoring, Sodium Phosphate, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrate.

Mayonnaise
Water, Soybean Oil, Corn Syrup, Egg Yolk, Modified Corn Starch, Distilled Vinegar, Salt, Spice, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate (preservatives), Natural Flavor, Calcium Disodium EDTA (to protect flavor), Yellow 5 and 6. CONTAINS: EGG.

Ketchup
Tomato Concentrate (made from red ripe tomatoes), Distilled Vinegar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, Salt, Spice, Onion Powder, Natural Flavoring.

Mustard
Water, Distilled Vinegar, Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric (color), Paprika, Spice.

Honey Mustard Sauce
Soybean Oil, Honey, Water, Dijon Mustard (distilled vinegar, water, mustard seed, salt, white wine, citric acid, tartaric acid, spices), Sugar, Distilled Vinegar, Egg Yolk, Salt, Mustard Seed, Egg White, Xanthan Gum, Propylene Glycol Alginate, Potassium Sorbate and Sodium Benzoate (preservatives), Titanium Dioxide, Spice, Garlic (dehydrated), Onion (dehydrated), Natural Flavor, Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Calcium Disodium EDTA (flavor protector). CONTAINS: EGGS.

Dill Pickles (4)
Cucumbers, Water, Vinegar, Salt, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Natural Flavoring, Polysorbate 80, Calcium Chloride, Yellow #5, Blue #1.

Onion (4 rings)
Onion.

Tomatoes, 1-2 slices
Tomato

Lettuce
Lettuce.

Premium Bun
Enriched Wheat Flour (wheat flour, malted barley flour, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, niacin, iron, folic acid), Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Vegetable Oil (contains one or more of the following: soybean, cottonseed, canola), Yeast, Salt, Gluten, Contains 2% or less than: Dough Conditioners (may contain one or more of the following: sodium stearoyl lactylate, calcium stearoyl-2-lactylate, ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, mono and diglycerides, DATEM, enzymes), Yeast Nutrients (may contain one or more of the following: monocalcium phosphate, calcium sulfate, ammonium sulfate), Turmeric, Paprika, Natural Flavor, Yellow Corn Meal (Premium only), Calcium Silicate, Calcium Propionate (preservative). CONTAINS: WHEAT.

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Alec

#115 December 08, 2008, 05:47:51 pm

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Quote from: NightBlade on December 08, 2008, 05:41:24 pm

The baconator is... edible; providing the "cook" makes it correctly (hint, he won't)

The more intricate the burger, the more likely the workers will screw it up or just half ass it. (Here, have a quart of mayo!)

i only do that when people order like ten sandwiches at like nine or ten o'clock at night and i feel like being passive-aggressive.

What's that? You wanted the mayo on top of the bun? That's kinda weird and i think it'll get all over your fingers, but YOU'RE THE BOSS

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Mince Wobley

#116 December 08, 2008, 06:12:34 pm

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Doktor industrial food is just like that it has one million ingredients even if the real counterpart is like an orange. If they made an industrial orange it would have at least half those things in that list.

Play Raimond Ex (if you haven't already)

I'll not TAKE ANYTHING you write like this seriously because it looks dumb

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Artis Leon Ivey Jr

#117 December 08, 2008, 06:30:57 pm

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no dude look! there's CHEMICALS ughhhhhh how can anyone not die THEY'D JUST DIE its unnatural. chew on some arthrospira platensis instead of honey mustard.

brian chemicals

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Killer Wolf

#118 December 08, 2008, 06:54:49 pm

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Sometimes when I'm in a hurry, I buy and actually enjoy the BK Double Stacker, because it is one of few sandwiches that can be ordered without any threat of mayonnaise what so ever (I haven't eaten that stuff since I was six, and proud of it). I prefer Wendy's or Arby's if I'm going fast food. (Sometimes it comes down to whether Wendy's has the Mushroom Melt special or Arby's has the five for five deal going)

Because of band practice and gigs, I'm used to driving through the city at anywhere from 1 to 5 in the morning with at least 45 minutes to an hour on the interstate to go before I can get home...and being hungry as hell.

In those instances, I gravitate to Waffle House - provided it is one of the two in this city that can actually take an order and serve it in less then an hour. Still, even in the places where you tip high enough to ensure you never have to actually place your order - they remember and have it started when you come through the door - sometimes you run into the aimless new cook who decides to serve your Texas Cheese Steak and hash browns as a confit, but a couple of (few) napkins later, you're able to eat it. (If I'm still early enough I prefer Taco Bell)

As to Whopper vs Big Mac - I haven't had a big Mac since I was ten, and the last time I ate a Whopper (a triple whopper to tell the truth) I was freshman in high school - so, neither.

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FQGamer

#119 December 08, 2008, 10:00:22 pm

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This campaign is shit. Burger king is so cocky its annoying. there food sucks. They have disgusting ways of doing it too, and freshness is a joke.

I know because I work there.

There food is supposed to be thrown away when they *expire* in their warming trays, and they don't. They microwave all of their burger sandwhiches to fake being fresh, you want a fresh burger, you ask for it that way, and of course you have to wait, and the employees hate you because while you are making mr. special customers day, you have to make some other jerk offs 4 jr. whoppers for a buck, no pickles, extra mayo, extra onion, light ketchup, add bacon.

Anyways to compare the whopper and big mac is stupid. It's a matter of taste and preferance and not to mention the sandwhiches don't even have the same toppings. A fair comparrison would be to compare the whopper to the big n tasty sandwhiche, and the big and tasty owns the whopper. Thicker patty, whole leaf lettuce, and it doesn't taste like it was thrown in a microwave so the bun can soak up all it's juices making your fingers greasy just from picking it up.

I hate burger king, I only eat there bc im poor and can live for a day on two jr. whoppers at half price.

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dragonx

#120 December 09, 2008, 04:36:36 am

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Quote from: FQGamer on December 08, 2008, 10:00:22 pm

This campaign is shit. Burger king is so cocky its annoying. there food sucks. They have disgusting ways of doing it too, and freshness is a joke.

I know because I work there.

There food is supposed to be thrown away when they *expire* in their warming trays, and they don't. They microwave all of their burger sandwhiches to fake being fresh, you want a fresh burger, you ask for it that way, and of course you have to wait, and the employees hate you because while you are making mr. special customers day, you have to make some other jerk offs 4 jr. whoppers for a buck, no pickles, extra mayo, extra onion, light ketchup, add bacon.

Anyways to compare the whopper and big mac is stupid. It's a matter of taste and preferance and not to mention the sandwhiches don't even have the same toppings. A fair comparrison would be to compare the whopper to the big n tasty sandwhiche, and the big and tasty owns the whopper. Thicker patty, whole leaf lettuce, and it doesn't taste like it was thrown in a microwave so the bun can soak up all it's juices making your fingers greasy just from picking it up.

I hate burger king, I only eat there bc im poor and can live for a day on two jr. whoppers at half price.

You seem to hate the people who are paying for food and expect their food to not be shit more than the people who dont follow company policy and give people old food!

"hey there mr jerkoff here is your 4 whoopers *spits in bun* hehe h showed him"
-- FQ 'whopper master' Gamer, '08

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