Shoes Thrown at Bush while in Iraq

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Farren

#61 December 15, 2008, 10:21:54 pm

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Quote from: Brad on December 15, 2008, 10:03:22 pm

epic..

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Sredni Vashtar

#62 December 15, 2008, 10:27:50 pm

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Quote from: climbtree on December 15, 2008, 08:33:56 pm

yeah it's all a little tongue in cheek

i wonder if bush was flown away on the airline of a neighboring nation: Air Jordan

the troublemaker better lay low... he's 'tread'ing on thin ice

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Yeah, I loved San Andreas, but it was just such a black game. :x Like. Eh, I dunno, it was all so frickin' black, and I enjoyed the atmosphere of Vice City more.

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#63 December 15, 2008, 10:35:39 pm

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Quote from: Mark on December 15, 2008, 10:02:48 pm

Some FOOTING great puns in this topic

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datamanc3r

#64 December 16, 2008, 12:44:41 am

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Quote from: maladroithim on December 15, 2008, 07:46:11 pm

Does anyone else think it is alarming that this even happened? Like it could have just as easily have been a grenade or something. It's not like anyone at this forum likes the guy, but it's pretty crazy that not only did he have to dodge the thrown shoe, but he also had to dodge a second one. I thought there were secret service people for this kind of thing

I'm sure they went through TONS of security checks.

But it still would've been pretty awesome to see one of those secret service guys DIVE and totally take a boot to the head for Bush.

"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel

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Marcus

#65 December 16, 2008, 01:04:03 am

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Quote from: Brad on December 15, 2008, 10:03:22 pm

If one or both of the shoes actually hit him this could of been 1000% more epic..

Also an update, they are rallying for the dudes release and also some info on the dude himself:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7783608.stm

Bush is a pretty weak guy. If both shoes hit him it would have sent him flying head over heels.

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Aten

#66 December 16, 2008, 01:08:37 am

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Its no wonder he dodged the shoes

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Marcus

#67 December 16, 2008, 01:22:19 am

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Al-Zaida should be ashamed. As a Sayyid and a Shi'ite, his shoe should have been size twelve.

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Frisky SKeleton

#68 December 16, 2008, 11:08:15 am

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Quote from: Sredni Vashtar on December 15, 2008, 10:27:50 pm

i wonder if bush was flown away on the airline of a neighboring nation: Air Jordan

the troublemaker better lay low... he's 'tread'ing on thin ice

they don't call em chucks for nothing

i've had my kicks

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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Sredni Vashtar

#69 December 16, 2008, 11:51:19 am

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Conversely, you should not be prada your puns.

you have found yourself an arch nemesis.

Quote from: Christophomicus

Yeah, I loved San Andreas, but it was just such a black game. :x Like. Eh, I dunno, it was all so frickin' black, and I enjoyed the atmosphere of Vice City more.

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Jayce

#70 December 16, 2008, 11:54:28 am

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Can we tie this up sometime soon I would like to get on with the topic, guy...
These puns are knot funny anymore.

Last Edit: December 16, 2008, 11:56:34 am by Carius

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Sredni Vashtar

#71 December 16, 2008, 12:11:12 pm

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quiet, lest i put my 'foot' up your ass

Quote from: Christophomicus

Yeah, I loved San Andreas, but it was just such a black game. :x Like. Eh, I dunno, it was all so frickin' black, and I enjoyed the atmosphere of Vice City more.

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Jayce

#72 December 16, 2008, 12:14:49 pm

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Damn I just got pun punted.

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Marcus

#73 December 16, 2008, 02:18:34 pm

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Quote from: Marcus on December 16, 2008, 01:22:19 am

Al-Zaida should be ashamed. As a Sayyid and a Shi'ite, his shoe should have been size twelve.

y-you see it's funny because al-zaida is a surname for someone who's the descendant of zaid ibn ali and they're referred to as a sayyid, or master, who recognize the twelve imams and are also called twelvers.

size twelve... twelvers... it's funny!

...uncultured swine

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Brown

#74 December 16, 2008, 02:24:32 pm

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that guy can't throw shoes for shit.

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Jayce

#75 December 16, 2008, 03:34:05 pm

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Quote from: Marcus on December 16, 2008, 02:18:34 pm

y-you see it's funny because al-zaida is a surname for someone who's the descendant of zaid ibn ali and they're referred to as a sayyid, or master, who recognize the twelve imams and are also called twelvers.

size twelve... twelvers... it's funny!

...uncultured swine

I dunno about-shoe guys but that one went right over my head if you catch my drift.

EDIT:

It's crap because I made it.

Last Edit: December 16, 2008, 03:36:00 pm by Carius

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Hundley

#76 December 16, 2008, 07:07:24 pm

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barack obama is a shoeshine boy

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Marcus

#77 December 16, 2008, 08:28:45 pm

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Quote from: Hundley on December 16, 2008, 07:07:24 pm

barack obama is a shoeshine boy

But when villains rear their ugly head, humble and lovable Shoeshine Boy becomes the one, the only

When criminals in this world appear,
And break the laws that they should fear,
And frighten all who see or hear,
The cry goes up both far and near for
Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
Speed of lightning! Roar of thunder!
Fighting all who rob or plunder!
Underdog! Underdog!

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NovaGenesis

#78 December 19, 2008, 01:58:39 am

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Update, the shoe-ter appears to have apologised. Looks like security brought him to heel.

Incidentally, I can't help but think its all Bush's fault for being so straight-laced, but hell, from the looks of that dodge he must have a trainer...

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Buck Fush!!! it is his fault i am a retard

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Liman

#79 December 20, 2008, 03:57:17 pm

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Quote from: Kaempfer on December 14, 2008, 11:04:39 pm

Bush just grins at the guy after he dodges the shoe! Man, what a card he is.

"Heh heh I'm the president can't hit me with a shoe!"

Haha yeah,
I laughed when I saw that grin on his face, almost as if he found it funny.

I have one question though: What's the point with having bodyguards in the other room? I'm talking about the guys in suits who runs through the door behind Bush. Assume they are there for his safety.

Last Edit: December 20, 2008, 03:59:51 pm by Liman

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JMickle

#80 December 20, 2008, 05:05:15 pm

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I dont see what everyones tied up about. un laces actually hit him, it knot that big a story. i mean, hes pretty out of step to misses him at that distance. one chance and he let it slipper way. someone should shoe him how to do it and sock it to bush properly

shoe-t me

Last Edit: December 20, 2008, 05:07:22 pm by JMickle

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