What the FUCK was that?

i cannot wait to climb up the devil's asshole

The tagline is so bad

Everything about this is so bad. The only way it could be even remotely worse would if this were from Japan and featured generic anime badasses as the characters with long flowing hair and katanas and scantily clad female assistants with huge knockers.

Thats the only way this could be any worse.

scantily clad female assistants with huge knockers.

According to the Japanese rule of video games you increase the quality by p^x where p = the price of the production, and x is the number of scantily clad female assistants with huge knockers.

Judging from the reaction from the rest of the internet I guess that 99% of people will post "pfft, it's gonna suck" and 1%(me) will say, wait and see before judging damnit we only have a freaking 1 minute trailer to dissect.

congrats you're the proud, the brave, 1% of people who are mentally retarded but can still pull off a fascimile of normalcy. other such people include fictional character Rita from Arrested Development and high functioning autistic Mati from Captain Planet.

congrats you're the proud, the brave, 1% of people who are mentally retarded but can still pull off a fascimile of normalcy. other such people include fictional character Rita from Arrested Development and high functioning autistic Mati from Captain Planet.

Wow, there was an autistic kid in captain Planet?

How.progressive of them.....

congrats you're the proud, the brave, 1% of people who are mentally retarded but can still pull off a fascimile of normalcy. other such people include fictional character Rita from Arrested Development and high functioning autistic Mati from Captain Planet.

I'm not retarded, I'm just more optimist than the rest of you. Maybe it's because I don't have the same attachment to the original work that most of you seems to have. I've never heard of Dante's Inferno before and only vaguely knew about it just like pretty much everyone else I know in the real world.

Nah you're just retarded. Trailers usually show off the best bits of a game or at least EXPLOSIONS AND ACTION but all this shows is a shitty concept and shitty production and a shitty tagline

I am a pessimist but yeah the game's going to be shitty, betting dollars

sorry that was a drunk post, what I mean to say is I _loved_ when he killed the demon by smashing a crucifix upside his head

I'm not retarded, I'm just more optimist than the rest of you. Maybe it's because I don't have the same attachment to the original work that most of you seems to have. I've never heard of Dante's Inferno before and only vaguely knew about it just like pretty much everyone else I know in the real world.

http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/1ddcl10h.htm

enjoy

SK, in terms of offensiveness in a video game this is up there with Jean D' Arc and Trusty Bell: Chopin's Dream. This is like... Romeo X Juliet type shit.... only this time we can't blame it on Japan.

why would you think explaining your position with DONT WORRY; I'M WILLFULLY IGNORANT OF CONTEXT would get me to revoke my previous statement about you being retarded.

also THE REAL WORLD what the hell dude. if you live in the west and you know anything about literature you know the divine comedy or at least the inferno. I voluntarily read that shit in ninth grade, once again, what kind of counterpoint is I HANG OUT WITH UNCULTURED MORONS WHO DONT KNOW BASIC ENGLISH?

all of this ignoring the fact that this is a fucking book to videogame translation into a shitty action game and you think "let's be fair" is a good position when we all know if this was something you had the slightest clue about like idk KIRBY why not and it was an FPS where he uses a machine gun to kill Nazis, you'd be first in line to condemn it.

also THE REAL WORLD what the hell dude. if you live in the west and you know anything about literature you know the divine comedy or at least the inferno. I voluntarily read that shit in ninth grade, once again, what kind of counterpoint is I HANG OUT WITH UNCULTURED MORONS WHO DONT KNOW BASIC ENGLISH?

I'M SORRY I LIVE IN THAT WESTERN PART OF THE WORLD WHERE ENGLISH IS KINDA NOT THE FIRST PRIORITY

yo dante's inferno is italian anyway, he was referring to like ENGLISH=LITERATURE i think

Doesn't change the fact they never mentioned anything about this and they kinda just focus on French and Quebec literature.

well it's public domain and i posted a free link to it so you should give it a chance; it may quite not be quebec literature but i promise its pretty good and would be worth your time

http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/1ddcl10h.htm

here's a french one, i don't speak french so i dont know if the translation is very good

http://www.gutenberg.org/catalog/world/readfile?fk_files=512585