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bort

#1 December 16, 2008, 03:36:52 am

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http://dantesinferno.com/home.action

check out this upcoming ea title and literary adaptation and also go to hell

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uh oh this topic will get locked won't it. there's a dante's inferno game and it's fucking funny, click the link to watch the trailer. you journey through hell and fuck people up probably
go to helll

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Hundley

#2 December 16, 2008, 03:40:22 am

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electronic arts is the new cliffs notes

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Eltee

#3 December 16, 2008, 03:45:14 am

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so is this like Painkiller: weird viking tribeman-looking cross-toting guy edition

imo this could be very fun (love dante's inferno) but

it could also turn out to be horrendous

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bort

#4 December 16, 2008, 03:47:44 am

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Quote from: Hundley on December 16, 2008, 03:40:22 am

electronic arts is the new cliffs notes

GO TO HELL!

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Shadow Kirby

#5 December 16, 2008, 03:48:23 am

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Judging from the reaction from the rest of the internet I guess that 99% of people will post "pfft, it's gonna suck" and 1%(me) will say, wait and see before judging damnit we only have a freaking 1 minute trailer to dissect.

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bort

#6 December 16, 2008, 03:57:40 am

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Quote from: Shadow Kirby on December 16, 2008, 03:48:23 am

Judging from the reaction from the rest of the internet I guess that 99% of people will post "pfft, it's gonna suck" and 1%(me) will say, wait and see before judging damnit we only have a freaking 1 minute trailer to dissect.

99% of the internet can go to hell

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#7 December 16, 2008, 03:59:46 am

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Quote from: Mr. L on December 16, 2008, 03:45:14 am

imo this could be very fun (love dante's inferno) but

if you liked dantes inferno there is a 99% chance you will not like DANTE'S INFERNO: THE VIDCON because there wont be any substance to it at all *stabs crucifix in demon's head*

none of the punishments even looked remotely the same from what i could see in the trailer.

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esiann

#8 December 16, 2008, 04:24:25 am

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but think how great the devil as illustrated by dore would be with directx 10

Last Edit: December 16, 2008, 04:26:49 am by esiann

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Ryan

#9 December 16, 2008, 04:24:39 am

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What exactly would be the point of this game? IIRC Dante didn't battle evil slug lords and succubi on his journey through hell.

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#10 December 16, 2008, 04:32:07 am

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Quote from: esiann on December 16, 2008, 04:30:25 am

dante's tryin to get through hell. at first he sees the two dogs, you know, those two dogs that are blocking his path. he tries to get past them but he's forced to flee down to the entrance of hell. he's gotta bribe charon but he doesn't have any money! better get some from the other souls. but they don't want to give them up?? time to smash heads.

and it goes on like that, a slightly higher-brow version of the harry potter games

tell me you made this up

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esiann

#11 December 16, 2008, 04:34:04 am

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oh i did because i didn't remember the plot. that's why i deleted that post actually

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Farren

#12 December 16, 2008, 06:32:55 am

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I'm going to hell

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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goat

#13 December 16, 2008, 07:48:45 am

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Wow, I don't think I could have learned any more about the game if that video was made in flashwave or even powerpoint.

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Eltee

#14 December 16, 2008, 07:51:14 am

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powerpoint could've been very informative actually.

are they going to release dante's purgatory and the paradise parts after this game? i wonder..

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Farren

#15 December 16, 2008, 03:38:49 pm

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I'm going to punch satan in his big fat mouth

DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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#16 December 16, 2008, 05:06:40 pm

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This looks soooooooo fucken cool I can't wait to go to hell

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Mama Luigi

#17 December 16, 2008, 05:12:10 pm

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OOO OOH ME I want to go to hell.

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esiann

#18 December 16, 2008, 05:18:35 pm

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Quote from: Mr. L on December 16, 2008, 07:51:14 am

powerpoint could've been very informative actually.

are they going to release dante's purgatory and the paradise parts after this game? i wonder..

pfff purgatorio and paradiso are not nearly raw enough

it would be great if this prompted christian developers to make them though.

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Eltee

#19 December 16, 2008, 06:40:55 pm

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idk man

there isn't really much action in the original story of the inferno either, just a bunch of wicked shit going on

they still made an action(i guess?) game out of it

so why couldn't they do the same with purgatory and paradise

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esiann

#20 December 16, 2008, 06:55:01 pm

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i mean they could but people don't care about those as much. no one's ever made an online quiz about which sphere of heaven you're goin to.

but this is deviating from the original purpose. go to hell

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