Okay so 2012, in the event of apocalypse, I'ma convert Mormon and head to the nearest Mormon bomb shelter. They're supposed to have a weapons cache ready, as well as about 3 months' worth of food. They're frickin' ready.
"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel