How can you even joke about such a thing :O
That kitty, fed by the bottle...he needs you, Steel. Admit it, you hardcore cancer surviving bastard...you can't suppress the urge to HUGGLE + GLOMP it.
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"I would be totally embarassed to write this, even as a fakepost. it's not funny except in how you seem to think it's good. look at all the redundancies, for fuck's sake. "insipid semantics, despicable mediocrity" ugh gross gross. I want to take a shower every time I read your prose." -Steel