basically im making the argument that christian bale/actors in general sound like if a computer could emote but not inflect. sort of like how only Indian people who learn Bengali late in life are the ones who really speak it without an accent either way since they never pick up their parent's inflection but they know the pronounciation.
I just don't think calling something with a lack of, you know, AURAL ACCENTS an accent is accurate!
guess again, regional accents are basically all there is among actual british people. accentless english is generally reserved for well-taught foreign speakers!
so this is why british people either sound like stewie griffin or completely unintelligible.
but there's still an inflection on words when you are Stewie where midwesterners have zero non-alphabetic inflections. southerners run their sentences together, new england people sound different, upper maine sounds like a mumblefuck, BBC people have a certain way of adding accent to phrases that keeps up the ITS A BRITISH GUY HUH but midwesterners I have never felt sound American so much as just...someone learning english from a book.
its not a big deal I just found it interesting you guys think of that as AMERICAN ACCENT and I think of it as boring blank slate and that anyone could do it!
edit: don't they even train call center people calling anywhere to speak in midwestern english because its so NOTHING?
don't get me wrong I'm not making a strong point I just never thought there was an American accent, more of a lack of one unless they were SOUTHERN etc.