Don't camp or I'll ban you from my server

Camping is for the boy scouts... And I'm out of their, so I'm good with no camping lol

Unless it's Dragonx and Bart camping outside of Izekeal's house

Maybe the dude is thinking he personally would just be like "yo wtf is up steel, your online comments really hurt my feelings"

No, like, who cares about the forums basically. It's just the meeting device and a way to bitch about shit or whatever. It's weird, I dunno. I guess it helps that I wasn't really part of the forum by the first meet, so there were no 'impressions' made. Though, people offline are generally normal as compared to on here... And knowing that normal offline person makes this forum feel a lot different. Almost 'welcoming' I suppose. As opposed to effyoueffyoueffyousmoke a dong.
I'm looking forward to meeting more GWers in the future for sure!

Also, yeah someone would say "yo wtf is up steel, your online comments really hurt my feelings" but they'd be joking.

What, camping? I missed all that-- Yes to camping. Algonquin! Portage in a few rivers. Totally. Leave the DS in the car, son.

Don't camp or I'll ban you from my server

at this point we could have a gw article of just "good puns from mark" and it would be the best.

fffff i didn't get to meet Autumn. She looks like all sorts of cute. Maybe next time!

also come back Sare i miss you buddy 

Camping is for the boy scouts... And I'm out of their, so I'm good with no camping lol

Unless it's Dragonx and Bart camping outside of Izekeal's house

i remember that


i...miss that....bart was so drunk....

From what i hear, so were you

Sarevok, you ended up still able to get the interview? That's awesome, tell us how it went!

Bart, I'm sad I missed this drunkenness of yours, I'd like to see you try to sing pretty fluy for a white guy with a few shots in you lol

maybe you can sing who let adam's dog out.

I did an improv duet using the Pretty Fly For a Rabbi lyrics during the chorus but oh man was my voice flat

Awesome, Sarevok. We've all got our fingers crossed. I'm sure you did really well, despite being completely jet-lagged. You probably should have opened with: "So yeah, like, I was in Canadia for a week and they don't sleep over there so pardon me if I'm pass out at my desk."

Also, just as a heads up: I just got back from the doctor's office. I've got a pretty significant double ear infection. I didn't think to ask whether or not it's transmittable. Then again, the doctor said a lot that I couldn't hear. I can't hear much of anything.

three days later

CNN Broadcast: Earlier today one of the Canadian barricades fell during a rush of infected at one point. Eight were killed, and the breach was sealed, but not without contaminating the remaining part of the state of Michigan. President Biden, sworn in under the emergency protocols of the US Constitution yesterday, was forced to declare Michigan under martial law, and lock the area off. In other news, a youtube video shocked the world, showing what appears to be barely sane infected trying to operate a jetliner-

Jeff: Hey I was watching that.

Mark: Whatever man, we've got work to do.

Jeff: Whatever. None of these passenger rolls are going to show us who brought the disease. I mean look, pale, pasty, slightly overweight male, carrying deadly disease, stop, thanks a lot Interpol. That's not your whole fucking country.

Mark: Well look we know it started in this area, what's it called, London, Ontario. The first victims came from there. We just need to find someone who had travel plans from London to-

Jeff: Wait.

Mark: What?

Jeff: Shut up a minute. Wait wait wait. Look.

Mark: ...It can't be.

Jeff: Patient Zero, on a flight from London to London. And he was picked up by people fitting the descriptions of the first infected in the hospitals.

Mark: Holy shit. Holy shit. We need to find this Craig.

two days later

Biden: Dammit Pucheken! What did your men do? We lost North Carolina yesterday, what is this thing?

Pucheken: Was part of Soviet weapons division. In those days, we knew Mother Russia, she will fall, no? So we design metastasis virus based on filthy American. Is coincidence it came in British boy first.

Biden: What? What was it?

Pucheken: Virus requries sedentary lifestyle, much alcohol, visual stimulus. We knew Americans provide such things. So we infect family, send them out, wait for West to fall. But then Russia fall. And happy West, they take in her poor deprived citizens. Citizens have children. Children have disease, soaking in innards. You knew first disease as SARS, it was not, how you say. Not efficient. But when disease has been soaking and growing, it becomes super disease. Is no longer SARS. It evoke the, eh, what you say, ebola. We have new name for it.

Biden: My god...

a piece of paper falls out of his hands. on it, scribbled in a hasty script, is SARs+EVOK=EBOLA?

in this story they never find sarevok. he gets in an accident in something called The Tube.

Is that really what I sound like? It's so weird to hear yourself

That is awesome to hear sarevok, and I'm sure we're all, for the most part (lol) glad you got back alright, and didn't have a crash landing and needing to be rescued lol

hey mamamack if you use peroxide or hydrogen peroxide. I can't remember which but you should ask someone at the pharmacy next time you go. You can put it in your ears and it will clean all that shit out.

it helps get the fluid out of your ears and might even help you recover quicker.

Also you can get those from swimming in bad season. Maybe you were in a heated pool with some shitty cleaner or whatever in it or maybe its just a medical condition you have but I'm most definitely sure you can't spread it.

Please tell me you didn't try to polar bear dip in your pool!

Nevermind... You aren't that brave with cold =P

Plus isn't under like 10 feet of snow