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DEUCE: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE<br />DEUCE: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS<br />PANTS: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES<br />DEUCE: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS

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UPRC

#65 February 12, 2009, 01:57:10 am

No, it doesn't stand for anything.
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I'm just going to lock myself in a dark room with a Sears catalogue and jerk off until I pass out from one thing or another.

Last Edit: February 12, 2009, 01:59:00 am by UPRC

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Barack Obama

#66 February 12, 2009, 02:08:55 am

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Quote from: climbtree on February 12, 2009, 01:50:14 am

can you not read? he said not for another 3 weeks. unless you want the sonogram pictures idk

BOOMSHACKALACKA

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Shadow Kirby

#67 February 12, 2009, 04:45:30 am

Star ninja and QuÃ©bec random guy of GW
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Quote from: Wyrm on February 11, 2009, 08:30:23 pm

Me and My misses are going to her house after she gets off. we are gonna cook a meal together along with dessert and sorts. We are making lemon chicken , and a Sirloin steak. We are hand making curly fries with a homemade seasoning. having a pasta on the side. Dessert is deadly nachos she makes and brownies.

Oh yeah and lots of sex.

Get out of here you and your happiness.

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Ryan

#68 February 12, 2009, 04:49:14 am

thx ds k?
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Quote from: DietCoke on February 12, 2009, 01:21:18 am

Guys...

I had sex last night.

lets get an after action report up in this joint

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dragonx

#69 February 12, 2009, 04:53:10 am

I r TEH DrAgOn RaR
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Quote from: climbtree on February 12, 2009, 01:50:14 am

can you not read? he said not for another 3 weeks. unless you want the sonogram pictures idk

god damn it climbtree i saw jester post that and i was gonna make a similar joke

god damn it.

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The Dude

#70 February 12, 2009, 05:41:12 am

Artist, novelist, gamer, and friend.
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you need to be fastx. Geez.

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Wash Cycle

#71 February 12, 2009, 05:54:54 am

The sun sets forever over Blackwater park
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oh my I've never actually had a girlfriend or a special someone at valentines before and I dont now

I am a cheap motherfucker so obviously this is a holiday that I am going to hate when it becomes a reality for me. my valentine's gifts are going to be a good meal cooked by me, a bottle of wine, and some weed I think

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Jester

#72 February 12, 2009, 07:58:41 am

FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
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i dont get it :<

well i think i do but i dont think its funny enough for several people to comment?? or maybe i dont.

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Barack Obama

#73 February 12, 2009, 08:02:21 am

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Quote from: Bareback Alabama on February 12, 2009, 04:49:14 am

lets get an after action report up in this joint

straight vaginal intercourse, raw
started girl-on-top, ended in doggystyle
clocked in @ approx. 40 minutes

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Bled

#74 February 12, 2009, 08:08:12 am

Forever into Nowhere
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Gonna get some good food, catch a movie, probably get drunk and then bone a lot.

We usually have a weekend like this at least twice a month so it's nothing really out of the ordinary, I guess.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Hunter S. Thompson

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Mongoloid

#75 February 12, 2009, 08:46:02 am

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I was gonna get just completely hammered on V-day, but last weekend I got drunk and fell down the stairs and had to go to the ER because I hit my head, sooo maybe no drinking.
got no gf, got no booze, weather forecasts 3-4 inches of snow... gonna be a baaad day.

people who complain about vday being commercialized are the worst. stay in and cook your lover dinner or something if you're really worried.

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ThugTears666

#76 February 12, 2009, 07:15:06 pm

You probally thought you werent gunna die today suprise!
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Quote from: DietCoke on February 12, 2009, 08:02:21 am

straight vaginal intercourse, raw
started girl-on-top, ended in doggystyle
clocked in @ approx. 40 minutes

this was an enjoyable read thanks

however, nothing beats the vice grip of my hand

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the bloddy ghost

#77 February 12, 2009, 07:19:11 pm

::pulls another Hideo Kojima::
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i'm probably going to be crying all day. just popped in some dashboard. anyone want to join me on ventrillo?

has a girl in his bed. pot in his pipe and family guy on the tube. i like life

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Dissonance

#78 February 12, 2009, 07:31:36 pm

I'm good 'till the last drop!
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Quote from: Afura on February 12, 2009, 07:15:06 pm

however, nothing beats the vice grip of my hand

ounds like you're squeezin a bit too hard

....Ha! Did you forget already? In my world, the color red doesn't exist. These must be... my tears. Ever since I woke up from my coma... ...I think I've been waiting for this very moment. You'd do well to remember this, Maya. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.

(I'll switch this link to a GW thread URL as soon as I've moved all my junk over)

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Frisky SKeleton

#79 February 12, 2009, 08:18:37 pm

aye ess dee eff el cay jay ache
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nothing beats the vice grip of my vice-grips

I USE Q'S INSTEQD OF Q'S

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the bloddy ghost

#80 February 13, 2009, 06:09:35 am

::pulls another Hideo Kojima::
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This is seriously funny. The day I got engaged to my girl is the day I broke up with her. How romantic.

This is completely serious by the way.

has a girl in his bed. pot in his pipe and family guy on the tube. i like life

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