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#41 February 15, 2009, 11:36:32 am

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OH MY THE PLOT THICKENS

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html

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"And amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex."

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#42 February 15, 2009, 11:47:07 am

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It was routine for boys to stay over with her in her bed.

What the hell? What kind of a parent would let her 14 year old child have a boy in her bed with her?
And how would the mother not know her daughter was sleeping with (at most) *eight* guys?

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#43 February 15, 2009, 01:06:09 pm

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Quote from: Mr. Actionist on February 15, 2009, 11:47:07 am

What the hell? What kind of a parent would let her 14 year old child have a boy in her bed with her?
And how would the mother not know her daughter was sleeping with (at most) *eight* guys?

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#44 February 15, 2009, 01:14:27 pm

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Ya know, even though they look like real tossers, at least these new prospects look their age!

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#45 February 15, 2009, 02:45:12 pm

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this sounds like a job for jeremy kyle

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#46 February 15, 2009, 04:09:10 pm

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Quote from: Massy2k6 on February 15, 2009, 10:12:18 am

Too be honest growing up here in the UK, I didn’t get much sex education from lessons in school... The most I got was a video of a woman giving birth and there was also 1 lesson where the boys and girls were split up into two separate classrooms and each class just spent an hour talking about masturbation which didn’t last more than 20mins because one idiot found it funny to keep asking our teacher how often he masturbated, so all in all I got 2 lessons of sex education.

Yeah teenage pregnancies are very common but I always assumed America had the same problem... I would see it on Ricky lake, Maury ect.. “I’m 12 and I want loads of babies” or “I’m having sex with 30year olds for a baby”.

p.s. the video of the woman giving birth was nasty, most of us couldn’t watch more than half of it before we just walked out.

wait, so you got educated about all kinds of things related to sex, but not the act or the consequences of the act itself? that's fairly retarded.

that kid looks like a fuckin pimp, he could have done better than that hideous broad.

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#47 February 15, 2009, 04:14:48 pm

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I am sorry to say, but what were they thinking? That girl looks really ugly honestly. And I am actually sort of glad that Alfie might NOT be the father, hell he looks like he just left the 3rd grade.

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#48 February 15, 2009, 04:25:46 pm

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Quote from: elkalo on February 15, 2009, 04:14:48 pm

I am sorry to say, but what were they thinking? That girl looks really ugly honestly. And I am actually sort of glad that Alfie might NOT be the father, hell he looks like he just left the 3rd grade.

I highly doubt he's the father being 13 I doubt his sperm could even pregnate.

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#49 February 15, 2009, 04:41:02 pm

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If this IS true, I wish them both the best... though it will be kind of awkward when the kid is half as old as his father at 13 and said father is 26.
They're close enough together to later be old and grey and not be that far apart, say 60 and 73. Well, as long as they find SOME way to support
that child, who am I to ramble on about how stupid it was of them to cause this at such a young age.

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#50 February 15, 2009, 04:43:40 pm

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it's just sad how commonplace this is. i remember around 3 girls i knew at school who had kids by the age of 15... as for this kid he doesn't even look 13 (his voice hasn't even broken!) so how the fuck this happened... well... ????

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#51 February 15, 2009, 04:47:51 pm

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I smell a maury pauvich episode

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#52 February 15, 2009, 05:35:00 pm

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Quote from: esp on February 15, 2009, 04:43:40 pm

it's just sad how commonplace this is. i remember around 3 girls i knew at school who had kids by the age of 15... as for this kid he doesn't even look 13 (his voice hasn't even broken!) so how the fuck this happened... well... ????

"well.... i was puttin my wee wee in her hoo ha, and i made a little tinkle..."

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#53 February 15, 2009, 05:59:40 pm

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Quote from: Mark on February 15, 2009, 02:45:12 pm

this sounds like a job for jeremy kyle

You read my mind haha.

He's a turd as well. I mean, it is hilarious to watch but he is so incredibly RIGHTEOUS like you almost expect him to go on a "I will strike down with GREAT VENGEANCE upon those who attempt to POISON my brothers" style rant when he gets going.

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#54 February 15, 2009, 06:09:13 pm

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This shit is gross, not much the young dad(it is common) but how the red tops are portraying it as some vital all-important news story that everyone must know about. The sun ran it as a "world exclusive" as if he's the first 13 year old dad ever...

But yeah like mark said, the reds are well known for making up stories during slow periods (remember when the mirror leaked those photos of iraqi prisoner abuse a few years back that were found out to be faked... and filmed in london?)

Jeremy Kyle is worthless, his program is just there for dumb people to think angry at something, it's like 1984's Daily hate.

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#55 February 15, 2009, 06:23:01 pm

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Quote from: The Octave Doctor on February 15, 2009, 06:09:13 pm

This shit is gross, not much the young dad(it is common) but how the red tops are portraying it as some vital all-important news story that everyone must know about. The sun ran it as a "world exclusive" as if he's the first 13 year old dad ever...

But yeah like mark said, the reds are well known for making up stories during slow periods (remember when the mirror leaked those photos of iraqi prisoner abuse a few years back that were found out to be faked... and filmed in london?)

Jeremy Kyle is worthless, his program is just there for dumb people to think angry at something, it's like 1984's Daily hate.

yeahhhhhh. this shit is news in the UK? maybe you guys should start a war or something, i mean, goddamn.

i liked that follow-up report on the fact that any number of teenagers could be the father. whoever reported that shit has just sunk to a new low for journalism. like middle school gossip column kind of low.

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#56 February 15, 2009, 06:32:21 pm

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Quote from: Dissonance on February 15, 2009, 04:47:51 pm

I smell a maury pauvich episode

My thoughts exactly. Just imagine little alfie getting all pissed off and potentially getting in a fight with one of the other kids.

I really doubt this Alfie kid is the actual father because he apparently hasn't even gone through puberty yet.

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#57 February 15, 2009, 06:39:16 pm

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it's not a new low in journalism... the british hacks are always pulling shit up like this.
It's also not covered in the newspapers, it's only really the redtops that do this shit. Anybody who reads the sun or the mirror or whatever expecting to read news is dumb. It's just pure gossip and racism.

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#58 February 15, 2009, 06:51:53 pm

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Yeah the reading age of an average sun reader is 9.6 or something. It's an astonishing paper.

Can't help feeling nobody would've cared if the girl was the 13 year old, or if it wasnt the age to appearance ratio on each of them. Cracking story, but really inconsequential (shame for the kid though).

Additionally: Jeremy Kyle is absolutely top notch entertainment. Not a word against.

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#59 February 15, 2009, 06:52:42 pm

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Quote from: The Octave Doctor on February 15, 2009, 06:09:13 pm

Jeremy Kyle is worthless, his program is just there for dumb people to think angry at something, it's like 1984's Daily hate.

Man can't describe it any better.

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#60 February 15, 2009, 06:52:55 pm

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