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ahahaha marmot what's with these insults

i mean what's with this anger and overreacting!
Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 07:10:01 pm by bonzi_buddy
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man steel i am dissappointed, you are that dumb highschool kid that says heh math is worthless....

what the fuck man. i do think calculus should be optional not like in mexican highschool where they drill that shit to you and it makes a shitton of people dropout. but saying is worthless for anyone except engineers is being a dumb philistine along the lines of how some engineers say literature is worthless. it teaches you to think analytically and most important of all, to make a crystal clear argument. simply because my career is based on rigurorous proofs i can see what is a muddled pseudoargument (debord......) and what is a real argument. the skills learned in rigorous mathematical derivations are pretty universal and can be applied to most arguments. (wittgenstein was a mathematician lol)

that's the stupidest thing in the world and you know it. WITTGENSTEIN cool one thinker out of how many who never did calculus. CRYSTAL CLEAR ARGUMENT marmot this is hilariously dumb. arguments and proofs. this is the worst argument ever.

HEY EVERYONE WHO NEVER LEANRED CALCULUS.

YOU NEVER LEARNED LOGIC EITHER!!!

oh wait those are separate subjects whoops. seriously are you kidding me, are you seriously suggesting you're better at spotting real arguments than a lawyer or a philosopher or a logician or a political scientist because you did

calculus.
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steel obviously you don't understand the importance of calculus go back and watch stand and deliver again, you gotta learn escalante-style
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if you top out at like algebra you've learned enough math for almost all your life unless you go into an engineering field. if you top out at pre-calc unless you are in physics or mechanical engineering you've probably learned all the math you'll ever need in said field. the supposed analytical skills people are advocating are learned in geometry as that is when you first learn proofs and believe it or not even a street thug knows how to do these kinds of things with zero education because guess what most people figure it out.

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most people live worthless lives

this is insulting and dumb and elitist and I like how you call Alec me because he's not a fucking moron. DIDN'T LEARN MATH

YOUR LIFE IS WORTHLESS!

hmm my mom never learned calculus better go tell her to suck on a tailpipe you fucking idiot.
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lemme show off a minute:

1. Buses 1, 2, and 3 make one trip each day, and they are the only ones that riders A, B, C, D, E, F, and G take to work.

Neither E nor G takes bus 1 on a day when B does.
G does not take bus 2 on a day when D does.
When A and F take the same bus, it is always bus 3.
C always takes bus 3.

Traveling together to work, B, C, and G could take which of the same buses on a given day?

(A) 1 only
(B) 2 only
(C) 3 only
(D) 2 and 3 only
(E) 1, 2, and 3

marmot show me how calculus helped you.
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steel obviously you don't understand the importance of calculus go back and watch stand and deliver again, you gotta learn escalante-style
this is a weird reference because whatever class that is in the room before us in english was watching that movie today
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ONLY calculus mind you. ignore the fact that truth tables are taught in basic algebra. you have to use propositional calculus only. no algebra. remember, you're smarter than everyone else because you did calc 3! that means you can use all those moduses! all those algebra dudes who learned p->q and all that shit?

they never learned it.

YOU learned it.

you're better than they are because you learned it more! right? you suddenly developed ANALYTICAL SKILLS that would own everyone else who did this problem.

including me.

95th percentile on the LSAT.

a test 50% of people never finish.

just a little ownage for you. this is even a pure analytical logic game that most people won't come across in real life, let's ignore actual arguments for a minute.
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by the way that's a really simple question steel. it's pretty much given away.

EDIT: but i highly doubt you could get the answer with calculus without doing a lot more work.
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of course not you faggot but most people dont recite poetry or think about sociological implications. the point are not the equations but the skills and insights you gain. jesus you are all a bunch of philistines

you're so dumb it's awe inspiring.

by the way that's a really simple question steel. it's pretty much given away.

EDIT: but i highly doubt you could get the answer with calculus without doing a lot more work.

yeah its a level 1 question. my point was that people in pre algebra doing truth tables are just as likely and just as quickly going to get this answer. and yet when it gets really hard, level 3, everyone falls apart. why is that?

hmm maybe they just didn't do enough calc

or maybe

just maybe

its a different skillset than most math touches on other than truth tables and geometric proofs, both of which were covered before algebra ii.

fuuuuck.
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haha what the fuck i didn't even look at it holy shit that's easy.
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i never got one that easy on the actual test. glad i didn't use PETERSONS whatever that is for lsat prep. i mean it even says C CAN ONLY RIDE BUS 3.

WHICH BUS CAN C AND COMPANY RIDE.

jesus christ. bad example but my point is I didn't use any real calculus to solve it. I haven't done calculus in years. there's not a person here who wouldn't just put that in a simple truth table of C=3 ALWAYS and figured it out in a few seconds. even if it got really complicated, you'd still just make a truth table. because guess what! simple truth tables are where we all pretty much need to stop. diff eq etc is pretty useless in any real situation.

heres a zen koan; a zen master used to silence his students and make his points while raising a finger in the air. a young student started to mimic him as a joke. the master saw him one day and cut off the boy's finger. the boy started to run away crying when the master called him back. the master raised his finger. the boy tried to do it as well. then the boy was enlightened.

marmot think about that gimme a call when you've integrated it and found the limit as it approaches 0.
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that's the stupidest thing in the world and you know it. WITTGENSTEIN cool one thinker out of how many who never did calculus. CRYSTAL CLEAR ARGUMENT marmot this is hilariously dumb. arguments and proofs. this is the worst argument ever.

HEY EVERYONE WHO NEVER LEANRED CALCULUS.

YOU NEVER LEARNED LOGIC EITHER!!!

oh wait those are separate subjects whoops. seriously are you kidding me, are you seriously suggesting you're better at spotting real arguments than a lawyer or a philosopher or a logician or a political scientist because you did

calculus.

dont be an idiot i basically said that that you are a dummy for saying it is worthless and you sound like a baby, not tha ti am "better". you are of course, a better person for trying to learn new things rather than being a child and saying.......it it wont get me laid.  and writing proofs is of course related to writing arguments, modern mathematics are a product of logicians.

not that it matters but math majors always do better in the lsat anyway.
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*shouts at engineering majors for having awful opinions but i am basically a wilful philistine*
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i think i am much clearer than some philosophers in the same way i am clearer than people who studied theology lol
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i blocked you on aim so you wont send me retarded arguments that somehow make sense in calculus but that everyone else finds really fucking frustrating and dumb.

dont be an idiot i basically said that that you are a dummy for saying it is worthless and you sound like a baby, not tha ti am "better". you are of course, a better person for trying to learn new things rather than being a child and saying.......it it wont get me laid.  and writing proofs is of course related to writing arguments, modern mathematics are a product of logicians.

not that it matters but math majors always do better in the lsat anyway.

BECAUSE THEY DO LOGIC GAMES MORE OFTEN, NOT BECAUSE THEY DID CALCULUS. it is not a skillset people need to use! and you're backpedaling into a learning argument, you said doing calculus regularly made you have better analytical skills somehow as if anyone who did algebra regularly would not develop the same level of skills.

why would doing calc regularly make you have a better and more analytical mind than someone doing algebra in a non math situation? if I present someone with a plan to attack russia, why would the calculus guy figure it out any faster?
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fuck it im tired of this topic so i'm doing this instead:

0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Pakistan's Punjab Province, not far from the city of Ahmadpur East.

My parents have named me Saeed. My surname is Nasir Ali.  My mother, Nasrin, is 39 and my father, Shakil, is 43. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
Peace.
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
I've developed goiter.
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

10 years old

11 years old
12 years old
I've had measles.

Took up smoking.

13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Saba Mushtaq Mohammad.

Rejected by Saba Mushtaq Mohammad.

14 years old
15 years old
16 years old
My mother has a peptic ulcer.

17 years old

My mother has been cured of peptic ulcer.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Saeeda Waqar Hassan.

We've begun seeing each other.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a nursing aid.

My father has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp.

19 years old
Lost my girlfriend Saeeda by being too forward.
20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Saved myself some money with a "white lie".

Met a new woman I like very much, named Khalida Intikhab Ali.

Rejected by Khalida Intikhab Ali.

21 years old
Began work as a nursing aid.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Shamim Shafquat Rana.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Shamim Shafquat Rana.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Parvin Intikhab Ali.

Rejected by Parvin Intikhab Ali.

My mother has died in an accident at age 61.

22 years old
23 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Shirin Imtiaz Ahmed.

Rejected by Shirin Imtiaz Ahmed.

24 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

26 years old
Decided to steal.

Caught stealing.

Sentenced to two years of probation.

Invested 40000 Pakistan rupees in jewelry.

27 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Seetha Hafeez.

We've begun seeing each other.

28 years old
My girlfriend Seetha has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

29 years old
Seetha and I are now engaged.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

31 years old
32 years old
Seetha Hafeez and I got married this year.

33 years old
34 years old
My wife hit me.

Received a 3% pay raise.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Invested 200000 Pakistan rupees in jewelry.

36 years old
37 years old
A major flood has hit Pakistan. 117 people have died and 3,500,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

38 years old
I have hookworm.

A major flood has hit Pakistan. 290 people have died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

39 years old
Invested 55000 Pakistan rupees in a bank account.

My father has hookworm.

40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Began work as a nursing aid.

My father has died at age 84 from kidney disease.

Inherited money from my parents.

41 years old
My wife grabbed and shoved me.

Cashed in 204420 Pakistan rupees from jewelry.

Cashed in 39625 Pakistan rupees from jewelry.

Cashed in 56105 Pakistan rupees from a bank account.

Moved to the Congo Democratic Republic.

Moved to Kinshasa.

Began work as a salesperson.

My wife Seetha has had malaria.

Daughter Lumengo born.

42 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.

Avoided being drafted.
My daughter Lumengo has had measles.

43 years old
Avoided being drafted.

44 years old
Inducted into the military.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

46 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

47 years old
I have schistosomiasis.

My wife threw something at me.

Major fight with wife.

My wife grabbed and shoved me.

My wife hit me.
My daughter Lumengo began school.

48 years old
Invested 500000 Congo francs in land.

49 years old
Cashed in 536088 Congo francs from land.

Invested 550000 Congo francs in a bank account.

Invested 37000 Congo francs in land.

Began work as a nursing aid.

My wife hit me with a brick.

50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

51 years old
I have mouth cancer.

Invested 100000 Congo francs in land.

52 years old
53 years old
Left my marriage.

54 years old
55 years old
I died from an infection.

Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 08:08:33 pm by Magical Negro
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i mean seriously its ok if you dont want to take that shit but its not worthless if you want to! why do you think in every other hifhschool program except the dumb american one they ram you that shit down your throat? i mean that is of course wrong but the rationale behind it is not completely wrong--. that it teaches you how to use another area of your brain.



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i blocked you on aim so you wont send me retarded arguments that somehow make sense in calculus but that everyone else finds really fucking frustrating and dumb.

BECAUSE THEY DO LOGIC GAMES MORE OFTEN, NOT BECAUSE THEY DID CALCULUS. it is not a skillset people need to use! and you're backpedaling into a learning argument, you said doing calculus regularly made you have better analytical skills somehow as if anyone who did algebra regularly would not develop the same level of skills.

why would doing calc regularly make you have a better and more analytical mind than someone doing algebra in a non math situation? if I present someone with a plan to attack russia, why would the calculus guy figure it out any faster?

it wouldnt but the issue here is not doing calculus but doing a lot of math in general. obviously calculus is more challenging. its like asking why wouldnt it better to just read lewis carroll and not start reading joyce or whatever
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steel obviously you don't understand the importance of calculus go back and watch stand and deliver again, you gotta learn escalante-style
It freaks me out that the guy went from an awkward teacher to the commander of a Battlestar.
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joyce exercises a way different part of the brain than carroll. it is like reading eragon or twilight, the benefit is still the same (minimal).
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